23/10/16 Phil gets creative. - Defaces a innocent desk.

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This is such a terrible idea brought to life, to decorate your home with trauma. Imagine eating ramen at this table every day, staring at CHILDHOOD SEXUAL ABUSE. It's fucking depressing. Add that to the fact that Phil hasn't experienced most of those things written on the table, so he's basically decorating with someone else's trauma.

What an asshole.
 
It looks like one of those insane asylum cell walls with Bible quotes and random eerie messages written all over it that you see in scary movies.
 
My grandaddy used to do the same thing, but he used to write things like F A G G O T S, N I G G E RS, D E G O S. It helped him travel more safely.
 
Four-Wheeled Fedora said:
This is fucking facinating. It's like watching autism make a nest.
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Oh god, this may mean that Phil is in heat, and is looking for a place to drop a litter of autists.
Soon the condo is going to be filled with the bouncing and squeaking of a herd of little sonic fans.
That is assuming that stress doesn't cause Phil to eat the young, as it does in many other less complex creatures, such as hamsters and spiders.
 
I was wondering what Phil would do if he had friends over, like would he put a table cover on it or what?

But then I remembered that Phil has no friends.
 
I wouldn't be able to eat at a table that looks like that since it looks like it belongs in a dumpster and nobody except Phil would like the feeling of eating in a back alley dumpster.
 
cwcproquo said:
This is such a terrible idea brought to life, to decorate your home with trauma. Imagine eating ramen at this table every day, staring at CHILDHOOD SEXUAL ABUSE. It's fucking depressing. Add that to the fact that Phil hasn't experienced most of those things written on the table, so he's basically decorating with someone else's trauma.

What an asshole.
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Phil's entire identity right now is just reliving every wrong he thinks was ever done to him.
 
Staffy said:
I wouldn't be able to eat at a table that looks like that since it looks like it belongs in a dumpster and nobody except Phil would like the feeling of eating in a back alley dumpster.
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That's far too classy for the likes of Phil. He'd probably prefer to dine in a truck stop bathroom.
 
Last Midnight said:
I was wondering what Phil would do if he had friends over, like would he put a table cover on it or what?

But then I remembered that Phil has no friends.
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He'd definitely want them to see it. He'd probably place the plastic silverwear and paper plates strategically around all the most traumatic bullshit to try to influence the dinner conversation.
 
Broseph Stalin said:
And here I was thinking I was looking at a map of Australatina at first. Kind of sad that Phil abandoned his hugbox country :/
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He still cares about it. In the "witch alter" pictures you can clearly see an Australatina map in the background.
 
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had to stare at this part for longer than i'm proud to admit because i thought it said "MATH." i guess "BLACK LIVES MATTER" is more fitting if this is supposed to be a collection of traumatic events though, since Phil is terrified of darkies.
 
Positron said:
Sunday Kiwi Superfun Mindbogger:

How many Phil-related words can you make using the letters below? Each word must be 3 letters or more in length and must include the letter "i"

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feign; feigns; fig; figs; his; lie; lies; PENIS; Phil; pig; sin; sigh; single
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You forgot sepsis.

Bustcakes said:
In one corner, next to the scissors, reads what seems to be "Latinx enough."

Poor Phil forgot the "not."
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Oh man Vanessa must have really gotten under his skin.

Super Collie said:
Kiwi Farms might be mentioned on there toward the end that we can't really see. The potato-cam quality kinda makes it hard to tell. I cleaned it up as best as I could and mapped out what is legible.

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"(Something) Activists" is above Childhoods sexual abuse
"(Something) Men" on the edge of the table straight left from PTSD
"(Something) Childhood" is to the right of Dysphoria
 
"GENDER DYSPHORIA"

Clearly the elephant in the room. Ironic how this is somehow supposed to be more important than "Daddy Rape Day" (which never happened).
Positron said:
It's time for the Sunday Kiwi Puzzle!!!

Find the following words and phrases in this puzzle!! Words may be placed horizontally, vertically, diagonally, even backwards like Phil!

Gender dysphoria; Sex work; Kiwi Farms; Gamergate
Headmates; Xochi; PTSD; Estrogen
Greta; Toren; Social Embargo; The Discourse;
Parent abuse; Daddy Rape Day; Angelo.

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I hope I can print this out at my library.
 
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