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I only have my haplogroups so far, H7 on my moms side and J2 on my bio dads.
 
My maternal haplogroup is D5a2a and my paternal haplogroup is R1b1b2a1a1.
 
Ok, with my moms side its H7a1, not sure what the a1 means though.
 
I gave them my money and they just sent me a picture of Brian Posehn and Eric Wareheim. What the fuck?
 
Turns out I'm apparently 2.8% neanderthal, and my maternal haplogroup is Amerindian and my paternal is European/Near Eastern. Which is no surprise.
 
Ok, with my moms side its H7a1, not sure what the a1 means though.

My dad's maternal haplogroup is H10a1. Perhaps we are distantly related through my paternal grandmother and your maternal side? I'd like to think I'm part fire giant or you're part bird.
 
My dad's maternal haplogroup is H10a1. Perhaps we are distantly related through my paternal grandmother and your maternal side? I'd like to think I'm part fire giant or you're part bird.

Maybe a little of both lol.
 
Don't have it complete yet, but some cool stuff popping up, including a possible cousin. Also apparently i may be upwards of 2% Jewish.

Edit: I found some early stuff, mine is not done yet but this is what they found so far
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Mexico

7.2%


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United Kingdom

1.6%


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Ireland

0.4%


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Spain

0.2%


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France

0.2%


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Russia

0.1%


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Poland

0.1%


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Norway

0.1%


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Lithuania

0.1%


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Italy

0.1%


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El Salvador

0.1%


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Belarus

0.1%

The top few are not surprising, but the hits from Poland and Lithuania are new to me.
 
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Don't have it complete yet, but some cool stuff popping up, including a possible cousin. Also apparently i may be upwards of 2% Jewish.

Edit: I found some early stuff, mine is not done yet but this is what they found so far
R5qGX4OMcNZUqfgYoj-afQ_mx.png

Mexico

7.2%


CJSZmxCIMK_Acz7ntuCDEA_gb.png

United Kingdom

1.6%


SOQtDRRR57Gbe3nWMaOpXA_ie.png

Ireland

0.4%


1mk84qY0ay2onO2jNVVOCg_es.png

Spain

0.2%


wc8YdMMwXlZjVHpI9q0tjA_fr.png

France

0.2%


DTHvda3vIg5z8MuTqEp0Ig_ru.png

Russia

0.1%


-tDpbCDyC-GWSZ0mpsdM0Q_pl.png

Poland

0.1%


VZzluq7jc9uNoVClBmwQYg_no.png

Norway

0.1%


le_snbnSdNJfu5jrU6nDhA_lt.png

Lithuania

0.1%


eE9-szPwWRVYvM6WFqPBBQ_it.png

Italy

0.1%


xshTdm37qy3dIlmA0wEvXA_sv.png

El Salvador

0.1%


nhisRkxJqR2Q6vEa0hNX6Q_by.png

Belarus

0.1%

The top few are not surprising, but the hits from Poland and Lithuania are new to me.

THAT DANG, DIRTY JEW MICHAEL SNYDER. Actually 23andme says I'm a negligible part Eastern European myself. Like 0.2%. They keep on changing my ancestry composition by negligible amounts...
 
THAT DANG, DIRTY JEW MICHAEL SNYDER. Actually 23andme says I'm a negligible part Eastern European myself. Like 0.2%. They keep on changing my ancestry composition by negligible amounts...

Given the amount of interbreeding during the Migration period, I think most of us share bits of DNA from different parts of Europe. So it should be of no surprise. The fact that I have a lot of Irish DNA tells me the Norwegian bits make sense. The Vikings knocked up a lot of Irishwomen.
 
A bit of a surprise. I am a lot more European than I thought I would be. Only 10% of my DNA comes from the Americas.
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A bit of a surprise. I am a lot more European than I thought I would be. Only 10% of my DNA comes from the Americas.
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Well that's more native American than my measly 0.5%! Though seeing that 9.7% "Unassigned" is really disappointing. :mad: I do hope they figure out what that "Unassigned" really is...
 
It's alien DNA, you're almost 1/10 spaceman.

Did you guys pay the full $99? I rely want to see if my best friend is 1/8 black like the family legend claims, but that's a bit steep
 
It's alien DNA, you're almost 1/10 spaceman.

Did you guys pay the full $99? I rely want to see if my best friend is 1/8 black like the family legend claims, but that's a bit steep

It costs $99 and about $15 shipping and and handling. If it makes you feel any better the more people who sign up, the more accurate the service becomes! Even though the health reports aren't available right now the ancestry part is helpful for discovering relatives and ancestry composition.
 
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