[25 Sept. 2019] TheQuartering makes a video about DSP + The interview - Both appear to have agreed to do an interview. The lolcow crossover is here

[Meerkat Ink]

It's like you got a "nice guy" DLC for Phil and let him make a pre-stream

 

[tomstone]

when they talked about the cat scam he said very telling line: i know my fans will support me if i ask for it.

 

[Mr.PiggyOinkOinkOink]

Oh god it’s finally up, one of you mentally ill children better be typing every question and response for this thread cause I don’t wanna give quartering my view, I’ll just wait until my nudnik idols cover it in an autistically long video

 

[SowonNation]

when they talked about the cat scam he said very telling line: i know my fans will support me if i ask for it.

Imagine calling DSP a "relatively humble man".
This dumbass didn't do any kind of research, as usual. Jeremy is a fucking video game journalist, so I should've known better than to expect more than a pre-stream from this.

 

[Pepper Jack]

Basically a 1 hour and 37 minute-long prestream.

Total letdown. When I saw the length of the video, I immediately thought prestream.

Miserable. Just miserable.

 

[Mooty Mooty Mooty]

I think this interview was more Qaurterpounder taking begging tips than anything else, no wonder DSP didn't call in sick, this was the most weak sauce interview ever. At least we can see DSP talking to someone other than chat for the first time in a while.

EDIT - And that bloody coughing ugh!

 

[1234567890abc]

Within 2 minutes he explains why he can't talk about DSP showing receipts. Stating that he would not get an interview if he did and it's also wrong to ask for bank statements or receipts when he demands 10k+ a month in begging bills. Couldn't stomach it. Jeremy deserves some alogs in my opinion after this. He's such a fucking asshat for this

 

[tomstone]

I think this interview was more Qaurterpounder taking begging tips than anything else, no wonder DSP didn't call in sick, this was the most weak sauce interview ever. At least we can see DSP talking to someone other than chat for the first time in a while.

EDIT - And that bloody coughing ugh!

he also got to see the questions beforehand and then told this guy what he can and cant ask.

 

[Pargon]

Well there's no fucking way I'm watching someone lob one pitch after another across the plate at Phil but from descriptions it sounds like I'm missing nothing.

One fat sad neckbeard talks to another one. Of course he took it easy on Phil, they're kindred spirits. It's only notable in that Phil talks to no one, but if true it's no surprise he had final call of all topics.

Oh well. On to the next arc.

 

[Salubrious]

Oh god it’s finally up, one of you mentally ill children better be typing every question and response for this thread cause I don’t wanna give quartering my view, I’ll just wait until my nudnik idols cover it in an autistically long video

Is there a way to create a transcript in Audacity from a video file.

I could do it in Temi, but that's $0.10/minute and I'm not spending $10.

 

[Shambler]

in the first 4 minutes jeremy basically says "ching chong bing bong, which mind you is basically done my every media person in the last 10 years. you weren't saying anything crazy offensive"
wow color me absolutely shocked that jeremy agrees with phil

 

[Haunter]

Within 2 minutes he explains why he can't talk about DSP showing receipts. Stating that he would not get an interview if he did and it's also wrong to ask for bank statements or receipts when he demands 10k+ a month in begging bills.

Would someone with a background on The Quartering know what this is in reference to? Underneath the interview video are links to The Quartering's Teespring merch. The single design simply reads, "SHOW ME THE RECEIPTS".

This can't be a self-deprecating poke at The Quartering being unable to show DSP's receipts, right?

 

[Kermit the Frog]

I made it about 10 minutes before I had to stop. This is not an interview, this is a fluff piece and a money grab for both of these clowns. Quartering acts like a sycophant, sucking up to Phil, never once bringing up any inconsistencies between the answers Phil is giving him and those he's given in the past on the same topics. Right away that's when you know an interview isn't serious. There's no point in listening any further when there's zero pushback, it's plainly obvious there was zero research done beforehand and certain questions are not even allowed to be asked. If you want to be taken seriously as an interviewer, don't be afraid of the person you're interviewing. Phil is absolutely terrified of being asked any tough question or having to provide evidence of any of his claims, so it's no wonder Phil agreed to do this when his conditions were met. I wouldn't be surprised if Quartering actually paid Phil's "speaking fee" on top of having the opportunity to suck his dick. What a shitshow.

 

[Salubrious]

So Youtube does have a Transcript function where it can translate audio into text, so I tried that, but it can't differentiate the two voices and the entire log was 20,881 words, so fuck that. I don't care nearly enough to go through all that, especially when there is a new line every 3 seconds and the speaker can change in the middle of a line. Sorry.

 

[Shambler]

around 32 minutes in we get a beautiful reveal
"the reveal (the cat) was going to happen anyway, regardless of whether or not i hit the goal"
the grift continues

 

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Would someone with a background on The Quartering know what this is in reference to? Underneath the interview video are links to The Quartering's Teespring merch. The single design simply reads, "SHOW ME THE RECEIPTS".

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This can't be a self-deprecating poke at The Quartering being unable to show DSP's receipts, right?

Holy shit the irony Jeremy is such a fucking dick. It keeps getting better.

 

[Haunter]

So Youtube does have a Transcript function where it can translate audio into text, so I tried that, but it can't differentiate the two voices and the entire log was 20,881 words, so fuck that. I don't care nearly enough to go through all that, especially when there is a new line every 3 seconds and the speaker can change in the middle of a line. Sorry.

More pressingly, could someone download the interview to save it, please? My internet's too trash to reliably download an hour and a half Youtube video...

 

[Royalty Free Fish Food]

I hope Snort or somebody goes through this tripe to make it palatable and so I don't need to give TheCuckolding a view.

 

[Comma]

around 32 minutes in we get a beautiful reveal
"the reveal (the cat) was going to happen anyway, regardless of whether or not i hit the goal"
the grift continues

Hold up, hold up, hold up. This is truly an amazing retcon. I remember exactly what he said during that cat reveal stream, because I fucking made a video on it. He literally said, and I quote:

'People keep asking: is this all or nothing? If you don't raise the tips goal today, does that mean we're not going to get the big reveal?

That's the point of the tips goal. Like, that's the actual point! I really need this support to help me get through this month, so if I can raise it, we get a great positive reward. If not, then you don't get the positive reward, you know.'

Proof:

(2:52)

And now he turns that into:

'...and people were like: are you still going to reveal the thing at the end of the stream? I was like: I dunno, we'll see. And the truth of the matter is, I was going to do it anyway. I didn't tell anyone that, because obviously I want to motivate people to contribute. I was going to do it anyway.'

That's not motivating people, DSP - that's straight up lying and scamming them. It's getting people to pay you money under false pretenses. And it's not a case of simply "not telling them" - it's literally telling them the opposite of what will happen which, again, is called lying.

If only The Quartering knew his lore, he could've torn DSP a new one. I haven't watched the interview yet, but this doesn't bode well at all.

 

[Dandelion]

"If I had a couple hundred dollars I would have been thrilled" in reference to the cat stream.

Yet somehow he made 2k and was poor again days later.

This guy is such trash.

Edit: What further blows my mind is that he put today's top goal at $1000, while being featured in an interview TODAY that he never expected people to donate $1000 for the cat.

How is he this stupid to think his loyal fans will fall for this? Right. DSP fans.