27/06 Carniggo Hall REEEE

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Bah, humbug.
I wonder if Cole will be visited by the spirits of past, present and future autism now.

Also, Did Chris drew Cole watching the house getting burned (Jan 10 2014 BTW) over and over again while burning money on the chimney?, because that's a pretty big irony if you ask me.
 
I feel sorry for Cole.

Imagine being a loser that comes from a dysfunctional family grown from abuse and negligence, and when you grow up you decide to move to california to pursue your career as a movie critic. Only that you're not so popular despite considering yourself the #1 movie critic in the world. And then you take a look on the internet, and your retarded half-brother, who is currently more popular than you, has drawn some crappy fridge drawing depicting you as a frivolous asshole.

Actually I don't feel sorry at all that's fucking hilarious.
 
After reading that, I have this image of Barb, in a senile haze, bitterly recalling all the people who have wronged her in the past and vents and rages at Chris about it all day. She sits around the house watching TV between naps and just complains and snaps at him during commercial breaks. Chris is basically brow beaten into doing something to assuage her but, because he's Chris, his actions are these low-effort attempts that are only effective in his mind. To Chris, his drawing is a scathing review of Cole that will shame him into action and Barb, being clueless about how Facebook and the Internet works, thinks Chris is actually making direct contact with him and resolving the matter.

Both Chris and Barb are bitches.
 
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Things Chris considers a waste of money:
Barb paying bills
Cole paying rent so his wife, him, and his kid(s) can live somewhere

Things Chris doesn't consider a waste of money:
Lastest PS4
Games he will never play
Lego
Amiibos that he rips apart just to put back together in a different way


Chris logic at its finest folks
 
I'm actually surprised he didn't drawn Sonichu in the foreground, bitching to us about what a terrible Jew monkey Cole is.
 
I don't believe that Barb ever gave a single dollar to Cole's education, or to his car. He was pretty much on his own the moment he turned 18.

Yellow Shirt Guy said:
Yep, I went on Zillow for Chris's zestimate $1,250 for Rent
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Is this what the monthly mortgage is estimated at for 14 B Court? That's way more than I pay a month for rent. What a couple of money-burners.
 
Alec Benson Leary said:
I don't believe that Barb ever gave a single dollar to Cole's education, or to his car. He was pretty much on his own the moment he turned 18.


Is this what the monthly mortgage is estimated at for 14 B Court? That's way more than I pay a month for rent. What a couple of money-burners.
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If they we're to rent it out, thats what they would get, the Average mortgage payment is $785 with 20% down on that house for $172,000 , I'm assuming it's paid off by now or close to it.
 
Jesus said:
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"‎JosephColeSmithey residing in Carnigee Hall with Wife as early as 2000. More than $2000 a month's rent! Pissing and Burning Away Money! Should REALLY be sharing it with his Caring Biological Mother and Sister! Mother Paid His way through SCHOOLS! Paid for his Car! Reared Him with Lots of Love and Care! Mother and Daughter REALLY could use financial Help! Cole Hates His Own Mother Over Father Issues and False Rumors spread by Aunts and Uncles! NEVER Contacts neither his Mother or Sister! Sister, Christine Weston Chandler, quoted, "We HARDLY EVER hear from the B***ard."‪#‎JCS is Quoted to be "World's Smartest A-Hole!"

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So would that mean you'd love to be one chillin' at Carnegie Hall with your wife-mom while Cole's patching up Barb's holey buttocks, Chris?
 
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What's it say on the rug? "PROPERTY OF CARNIGEE HALL THIS RUG?"

Cole can't afford his own rug?
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He isn't exactly the breadwinner in the Smithey household. His wife brings home the bacon while he watches movies and drinks craft beer.
 
I can't decide what my favorite part is: the "Money for My Mother and Sister Money to Piss and Burn" box, Chris insistently calling himself "sister" and "daughter," or Chris's delusion that Barb is a competent and caring parent.

EDIT: Agreeing with Darndirty that Chris is best when he goes down salty.
 
Wow this may be the saltiest I've seen. Chris since...since...maybe the lumberjack incident either way, this is the Chris I love and why he'll always be my lolcow #1.

Never stop being you Christine your pristine and you should show videos every step of the way .

Edit- people don't live in Carnegie hall do they? It's a con concert venue ..orchatras and operas and shit Chris has no idea about ...ok my a log is out of my system
 
Well I agree with Chris, Cole probably does have a framed portrait in his home that declares him the world's smartest film critic...
 
Alec Benson Leary said:
I don't believe that Barb ever gave a single dollar to Cole's education, or to his car. He was pretty much on his own the moment he turned 18.


Is this what the monthly mortgage is estimated at for 14 B Court? That's way more than I pay a month for rent. What a couple of money-burners.
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In other words, Barb is invoicing Cole for what she was morally obligated to give him, that is providing for a child's upbringing.

Normally a child will 'repay' a parent by helping and looking after them as they age.

Blarb forfeited that by treating Cole like dog vomit and helping mould him into the man he is today.

She'll still be ranting delusions to her grave.
 
Jesus said:
In other words, Barb is invoicing Cole for what she was morally obligated to give him, that is providing for a child's upbringing.

Normally a child will 'repay' a parent by helping and looking after them as they age.

Blarb forfeited that by treating Cole like dog vomit and helping mould him into the man he is today.

She'll still be ranting delusions to her grave.
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Carnegie Hall is a music venue. No one lives there because it's not a residential building.
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And it's evident She cared about more about dating MEN than caring for her own son, Like Jerry the evil stepfather, and even Bob
 
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