Australatina 3/10/2016 FB - Australatina religious statistics; Big Ballsack Phil doesn't know basic math

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I added all these religious groups up for the hell of it and the total comes out to...

158,511,000

:story: Nice try Phil.

But when you remember the great Jewish genocide of 2015 by their tyrannical leader, the final total is...

157,975,000

God rest their souls.
 
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GetShrekt said:
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I added all these religious groups up for the hell of it and the total comes out to...

158,511,000

:story:
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As noted, these figures are wildly incorrect. But an important error is here.

Where there are listed 536,000 Jews, the correct listing should read 536,000 Jewish corpses.

Never forget the great martyrs of the 2015 Australatinian Shoah. Ha'Shem yikom damoam.
 
Phil really wants to believe that Australatina is a real place, doesn't he?

Also, I guess he completely forgot about that name change he gave it awhile back. "Australatinaztlan" or something.
 
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I think it was @tweaker the cat who said that Phil gets really into the statistics of his pretend country whenever real life starts getting really scary. Between his recent radio silence and his frantic lying about his neutering, I wonder if this is a sign that something not-fun is going on?

FWIW, I find it interesting that Phil wants to make the religious breakdown of his imaginary country so realistic, while the actual layout and functioning of said country completely defies any reason.
 
ChurchOfGodBear said:
I think it was @tweaker the cat who said that Phil gets really into the statistics of his pretend country whenever real life starts getting really scary. Between his recent radio silence and his frantic lying about his neutering, I wonder if this is a sign that something not-fun is going on?

FWIW, I find it interesting that Phil wants to make the religious breakdown of his imaginary country so realistic, while the actual layout and functioning of said country completely defies any reason.
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Yeah this is the last stages of a phil lie.
When no one believes him he resorts to making stuff about the land of make believe.
Then @Ravenor pokes some holes and we usually get a suicide threat.

Better reset that clock.
 
ChurchOfGodBear said:
I find it interesting that Phil wants to make the religious breakdown of his imaginary country so realistic, while the actual layout and functioning of said country completely defies any reason.
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That looks like a manifestation of one of the possible symptoms of autism: an excessive fixation on part(s) of a subject over the subject as a whole.
 
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Let's pour out a 40 for all the Shintoists, Taoists, Zoroastrians, Sikhs, Baha'is, Animists, Voodooists, Rastafarians, Snake Handlers, and Indigenous Traditional Religion practitioners that clearly MUST have been murdered in the last Australatina purge.

RIP :(
 
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Haha, Phil added some denominations. He mustge been salty about my criticisms. Funny thing is, Syriac Orthodox aren't Eastern Orthodox; they are Oriental Orthodox, just like the Copts, Armenians and Ethiopians. They have different theologies and have been separate churches for about 15 centuries, but way to erase their cultural identity Phil.

Also, the Maronites aren't a separate denomination. They are Eastern rite Catholics. They recognize the Pope and everything. Of course I'm guessing Phil only knows the term Maronite because of heavy Lebanese and Syrian immigration to Latin America, without knowing anything about their culture or beliefs.

Phil still doesn't differentiate between different denominations of Buddhism or Hinduism (which is apparently the smallest religion in his shithole country), while having like a dozen Protty denominations, and doesn't include Sikhs (one of the largest religions in the world). Guess he doesn't like brown people. What a racist little shitlord
 
The main number is off because this is an amended version of the one he posted on Tumblr a while ago. Maronites and Syrian Orthodox weren't originally on the list.
 
How are there more Wiccans/Pagans than Hindus? IS that a situation that exists in any real country? (Other than microstates of course.)
 
I said this in the Tumblr thread.

A population of 114 million 158 million. In a country the size Colorado. Compare poverty to China etc etc.
 
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Like I mentioned earlier, that's what I thought too.

However, Phil imagines the LandPhil to be about the size of Libya or Iran.
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And it's just a big Lego block shaped like a top hat in the middle of the Atlantic Ocean.

Maybe I shouldn't try and think about the logistics of it.
 
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