Australatina 3/10/2016 FB - Australatina religious statistics; Big Ballsack Phil doesn't know basic math

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You know, part of me has gotten to the point that I think it was Australatina that the Titanic hit and not an iceberg, it would certainly be the most intersting contribution this nation has given us. I mean, truly, WHO would think Austral-anything would have drifted so far NORTH that year!
 
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Isn't Autistalia or whatever it's called supposed to be under a "ideal" Maoist-type regime though? Why are there other religions present in the land of infinite road signs then? Phil can't even make all the imaginary people in his fantasies follow him lock-step.

That's sad.
 
The majority religion in Australatina is Roman Catholicism.
And yet, the lore for it is that they're incredibly LGBT friendly, punish heterosexual white males, and love communist ideology.
Makes sense.
 
VLAD said:
And it's just a big Lego block shaped like a top hat in the middle of the Atlantic Ocean.

Maybe I shouldn't try and think about the logistics of it.
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Imagine the hurricanes...

King n Yellow said:
Isn't Autistalia or whatever it's called supposed to be under a "ideal" Maoist-type regime though? Why are there other religions present in the land of infinite road signs then? Phil can't even make all the imaginary people in his fantasies follow him lock-step.

That's sad.
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Fantasized multiculturalism.
 
Sparklepants said:
The main number is off because this is an amended version of the one he posted on Tumblr a while ago. Maronites and Syrian Orthodox weren't originally on the list.
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Hahaha. He is literally so stupid that he just added in some numbers without changing the total. That's how retarded our Ahuviya is.

I wonder if my earlier criticism is what led him to include them in the first place. Funny thing is, he still did it wrong as Syriac Orthodox are Oriental Orthodox, not Eastern Orthodox, and Maronites are just Eastern Rite Catholics. He also didn't add any other non-Christian religions like Sikhism, which tells you how he feels about Asians.

Butta Face Lopez said:
"Anglican Church of Australatina" got me for some reason
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Yeah, I suspect Phil is modelling his demographics after real life ones, without even necessarily knowing what terms like 'Anglican' actually mean. The fact that he's so hung up on listing every single Protestant church, while ignoring say the difference between Theravada, Vajrayana and Mahayana Buddhism and excluding the Sikhs altogether suggests that he's using sources focused on the US too.

Dr. Boe Jangles Esq. said:
The majority religion in Australatina is Roman Catholicism.
And yet, the lore for it is that they're incredibly LGBT friendly, punish heterosexual white males, and love communist ideology.
Makes sense.
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Phil is an idiot. I suspect he's modelled his country loosely off real life demographics for one or more Latin American country. Either that or he decided it must be Catholic because it's Latino. Either way its hilarious, since neither Catholicism nor Latin American culture have been all that LGBT friendly, even into modern times. I'm guessing he's never heard of the concept of machismo.

Then again, we should probably be thankful he hasn't heard of liberation theology either. Just imagine how insufferable he'd be if he ever glommed onto that ideology. Of course I can't see him having the patience to take classes to convert to Catholicism since he'd only practice for a week or two before moving on to being a gluten-free, trans-black Wiccan blogger.

DragoonSierra said:
Fantasized multiculturalism.
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Not even. You'll notice that Phil has extremely low numbers for Hindus, Muslims and other non-Christian religions. He doesn't even include Sikhs, Jains, Zoroastrians, Druze or Bahá'í. I guess that's because he hates brown people.
 
I wonder what employment is like out in Autistlatina. I'm assuming the sign-building industry is absolutely solid, but I can't imagine there being much else to do in Northern Southhatland.

With a nation run by a dictator who's main focus is keeping the road sign bureau at peak capacity above all else, and another(?) dictator(?) being a washed-up American film star who's sole purpose is to look pretty for the public in spite of her blood type being vicodin at this point, I'd be amazed that anything actually gets done there. I can imagine the streets are Russia-tier levels of atrocious, while loose animals just roam the streets.

It's basically North Korea combined with Camden.
 
Splendid Meat Sticks said:
How are there more Wiccans/Pagans than Hindus? IS that a situation that exists in any real country? (Other than microstates of course.)
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Well obviously the Wiccans are due to the equivalent of a Thule Society in Shitholistan, and there were more Hindus before the Great Purge of 2015. I imagine that maybe there might have been more than a million Jews prior to the implementation of the Little Shoah.

Also you still forgot Mormons Phil.
 
Mogambo said:
Not even. You'll notice that Phil has extremely low numbers for Hindus, Muslims and other non-Christian religions. He doesn't even include Sikhs, Jains, Zoroastrians, Druze or Bahá'í. I guess that's because he hates brown people.
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