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Marvin said:
He has bizarrely inflated expectations of the world. He thinks people sometimes make friends at the grocery store. He thinks that's a thing.
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He obviously does not understand that it's a thing when you make it become a thing, and even then, it's still kind of rare

Like the Catie pick up line, he wanted her to use one on him, something to the effect of "what's a pretty lady like you, doing in a place like this"
 
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Asandy31 said:
He obviously does not understand that it's a thing when you make it become a thing, and even then, it's still kind of rare
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Definitely. I think his thinking is that "well, all conversations are initiated by someone... so I'll just let the other guy (girl) initiate it!" He thinks he can squeak by playing the role of the 50% of people who are the approachee, not the approacher.

It's a lot like his desire to be the house husband. Like sure, I'm sure some guys our there are stay at home dads. It's just very rare. But Chris can't grasp subtleties like "unlikely". He only understands certainties like "completely impossible".
 
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Multiple copies of the same game on different consoles... Wonder how he justifies keeping the older versions he will never touch again, "No, I don't play it now that I have the better one... But I can't sale it! It holds to much value of the times i had... A feeling no one would understand. That's why I cant sale it to help with that there debt."
 
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jc17 said:
Multiple copies of the same game on different consoles... Wonder how he justifies keeping the older versions he will never touch again, "No, I don't play it now that I have the better one... But I can't sale it! It holds to much value of the times i had... A feeling no one would understand. That's why I cant sale it to help with that there debt."
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The mind of a hoarder
 
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Asandy31 said:
The mind of a hoarder
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A retarded man with autism couldn't have had a worse parent to emulate. Someone should ask Chris if possessions have made his mother a calm and content person. And then when he doesn't make the connection, use finger puppets. When he still doesn't make the connection, sell him the finger puppets and get him hooked on collecting them.
 
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Marvin said:
He has bizarrely inflated expectations of the world. He thinks people sometimes make friends at the grocery store. He thinks that's a thing.
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To be fair, I have made friends at a Grocery Store; I was working there and so were the people I made friends with. See, that could work...
...although that would require him actually getting a job at a grocery store, or really any job...
 
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Marvin said:
It's a lot like his desire to be the house husband. Like sure, I'm sure some guys our there are stay at home dads. It's just very rare. But Chris can't grasp subtleties like "unlikely". He only understands certainties like "completely impossible".
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He probably also thinks that being a house husband means playing with toys all day until his wife comes home from work, makes him dinner, and cleans the house before having hours of sex with him.

Even if the stars somehow aligned and he got his wish, no woman on Earth would deal with that mess for very long.
 
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Eddie Slovik said:
To be fair, I have made friends at a Grocery Store; I was working there and so were the people I made friends with. See, that could work...
...although that would require him actually getting a job at a grocery store, or really any job...
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Our local grocery store has a true and honest singles night.
People make short term friends there all the time.
 
Marvin said:
It's a lot like his desire to be the house husband. Like sure, I'm sure some guys our there are stay at home dads. It's just very rare.
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It's not even about it being rare or not. Chris thinks he can be a father with the same level of effort he puts into caring for his dogs (i.e., none at all). He has no idea how hard it is to care for small children 24/7. See: Asperia.
 
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Marvin said:
He has bizarrely inflated expectations of the world. He thinks people sometimes make friends at the grocery store. He thinks that's a thing.
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This is what happens when you're raised by 80's and 90's TV.
But that's a part of Chris' character that has been beaten to death with a rock
 
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Well this is great timing!

Some rumours have just surfaced saying that Sony is working on an upgraded PS4 with more graphical power that can play 4K content, a 'PS4.5'.

And this is a fortnight after Chris locks himself into a long term credit repayment plan for the original unit.

If it turns out to be true, I hope they release it the week before his final payment on his current console.
 
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HumanBeanbag said:
Well this is great timing!

Some rumours have just surfaced saying that Sony is working on an upgraded PS4 with more graphical power that can play 4K content, a 'PS4.5'.

And this is a fortnight after Chris locks himself into a long term credit repayment plan for the original unit.

If it turns out to be true, I hope they release it the week before his final payment on his current console.
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Haha, Chris! That's what you get for being a demanding, self absorbed impatient autist!
 
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Chris better save his pennies for October...

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The Playstation VR comes out. He'll be able to zap to the extreme with Sonichu in the virtual world. That will be the end of Chris online.
 
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