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Chris better save his pennies for October...

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The Playstation VR comes out. He'll be able to zap to the extreme with Sonichu in the virtual world. That will be the end of Chris online.
He'll have his virtual CWCville in no time!
 
Chris owns Destiny.
A page to keep an eye on. (Spoiler: It'll never get any content whatsoever, so on a second thought, don't keep an eye on it.)
zap to the extreme with Sonichu in the virtual world.
Even Chris knows that there's exactly one plausible reason for anyone to buy a VR headset.
"Boobies! Vaginas. Mmmmmm... gorgeous."
...it's going to get bought at launch day, isn't it?
 
He probably also thinks that being a house husband means playing with toys all day until his wife comes home from work, makes him dinner, and cleans the house before having hours of sex with him.

Even if the stars somehow aligned and he got his wish, no woman on Earth would deal with that mess for very long.

http://sonichu.com/cwcki/PlayingHouse At least when Chris imagines himself being the SAHH, he imagines himself cooking. He does talk about cleaning up after the kids, too.

Sex takes about 8 seconds, too.
 
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Is it possible Chris is just renting all these games?

He said he rents games at some point. I'm sure if any place still had at least one brick and mortar video store, it would be Charlottesville or Ruckersville.

That said, it's still like $5-6 a game for most places for a few days. If he IS renting games, he's loading them up once and that's it. Most games have like a "BEAT LEVEL 1" trophy because a lot of devs use trophies to see how far players get into the game. Chris doesn't even have that in a lot of cases.
 
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