[3-8-16] Phil plans to launch another failed gofund me.

I would not have a problem buying a homeless person a bike, but not for 450$. Also, that kind of bike is totally not suited for homeless people. How long will it take untill it gets stolen, and he blames us for it?

That would be justice. Someone would see a spastic potato with something he doesn't deserve and that clearly is alien to him anyway and would save innocent pedestrians and the world from this situation by taking it from him and beating him savagely with the Kryptonite lock to teach him a lesson.
 
The same way vague mental concepts and specific shades of color (Battery Blue and Electric Yellow, anyone?) dominate entire experiences. Y'all never met a pureblood Aspie before?



Street. Phil. Street. ... PHIL, "street". I think my brain just threw a gear.
Bitch is one of those spoiled white kids who get tattoos and hang around the cash-only alternative-lyfestyle-friendly vegetarian restaurant at 2 AM smoking American Spirits and talking about how the system is so corrupt with their college friends. The same damn ones who get jumpy when they can't avoid that part of town that doesn't have a whole foods co-op.
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"The fuck pig bitch think he gonna do?" were the first words in my head after the cognitive dissonance emergency faded a bit. The "street" I know would leave him mostly naked and bleeding next to some dumpsters behind a boarded up auto shop in North for the way he runs his ignorant white mouth, and my "street" isn't even close to the worst "street" out there.
Fake leather boots don't make you a badass, pig bitch. Now get me some damn smokes and a bottle of good magic. I'm fucking DYING here with this shit.

Yes you are much tougher then the chubby potato man, thanks for informing us all
 
Here's the bike someone needs to buy him.
 

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Compare old Phil (who worked at a job, wasn't burning bridges all the time, no excessive tattoos, far better hygiene, was a lot thinner, etc) to current Phil. There's definitely a strong case to be made for Phil having some undiagnosed condition that's getting worse with each passing year.
 
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Being the translatinx hipster he is, you would think he'd go for something simple and not so "mainstream".
I've always found that to be the exact opposite of what smelly dumpster-hipster do. They may talk and say they want something simple, but what they really want is the latest piece of gear with the most bells and whistles possible. Doesn't matter if they can't use all (or even most) of those features or that for the price they spent on it the could of gotten something much cheaper, just as sturdy or sturdier, and had some extra coin left over, their way of thinking is; more is always better.
 
Ya know, this goes back to what I've already said about Phil. Back when he was younger, he was able to mooch off youth services designed to protect gay and lesbian teens, but as he gets older, fatter and uglier, his even his most devout asspatters are starting to dry up. After all, any social activist worth their salt wants to protect homeless LGBT youth, but nobody cares about some smelly old hobo, least of all one covered in shitty tattoos. Phil is unlikely to make much money off this because he's no longer very sympathetic. His SJW friends are more concerned with cuter, more photogenic trannies now.

I don't really follow ADF. Is he just asking for people to help him buy a bike? Is it supposed to be related to his gender reassignment surgery?

Yeah, pretty much. Phil is autistic and, somewhere in that little brain of his, he's got the idea that bicycling is a 'womenz' thing. Not sure how or why. It could be that dykes with bikes bullshit; autists like Chris love when things rhyme. Regardless, he believes a bicycle will magically transform him into a woman, or at least convince us that he is one. Autism is a helluva drug.

I would not have a problem buying a homeless person a bike, but not for 450$. Also, that kind of bike is totally not suited for homeless people. How long will it take untill it gets stolen, and he blames us for it?

I'd have a problem buying anything for an idiot like Phil who's homeless purely by choice. I'd rather give to some sort of charity. Doesn't matter if it's a Latino charity, a homeless charity, or an LGBT charity. Either way Phil wouldn't qualify.

I've always found that to be the exact opposite of what smelly dumpster-hipster do. They may talk and say they want something simple, but what they really want is the latest piece of gear with the most bells and whistles possible. Doesn't matter if they can't use all (or even most) of those features or that for the price they spent on it the could of gotten something much cheaper, just as sturdy or sturdier, and had some extra coin left over, their way of thinking is; more is always better.

To some degree, that's human nature. We always want the biggest, the newest, the best. Granted most of us are more reasonable and aren't sucked in by advertising. Ironically, it's the SJW types who are most likely to fall for that crap, probably because they are more concerned with image than substance. They have to buy some $500 dollar piece of crap because they need to show the rest of the world they are non-binary, gluten-free, racially conscious feminist activists who are saving the rainforests, or whatever crap they're into right now.
 
I'd have a problem buying anything for an idiot like Phil who's homeless purely by choice. I'd rather give to some sort of charity. Doesn't matter if it's a Latino charity, a homeless charity, or an LGBT charity. Either way Phil wouldn't qualify.

I'd buy Chris another PS4, or even that fucking Destiny Bundle he wanted, before I'd give Phil a dime, or even pour a glass of piss on him if he was on fire.
 
He wouldn't even attempt to ride it, he'd just take thousands of pictures of it and say how fun riding it is.
Yeah, probably, though he'd have to touch it to move it around. I don't think too many people would wanna touch anything after he's put his filthy, grubby hands on it.
 
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Ya know, this goes back to what I've already said about Phil. Back when he was younger, he was able to mooch off youth services designed to protect gay and lesbian teens, but as he gets older, fatter and uglier, his even his most devout asspatters are starting to dry up. After all, any social activist worth their salt wants to protect homeless LGBT youth, but nobody cares about some smelly old hobo, least of all one covered in shitty tattoos. Phil is unlikely to make much money off this because he's no longer very sympathetic. His SJW friends are more concerned with cuter, more photogenic trannies now.
I guess that means after the Trans-race saga we'll see the Trans-age saga where Phil tries to trick people into believing he's LGBT youth.

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I guess that means after the tranny-race saga we'll see the tranny-age saga where Phil tries to trick people into believing he's LGBT youth.

I think we've already kind of had that. As I recall, Tweaker said something about Phil trying to take advantage of gay youth centres even after he was over age. If Phil moves to another city, we may indeed see him try the same trick, though he'd almost certainly fare poorly now that he looks like a fat hobo with a permanent five o' clock shadow and shitty tattoos.

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Haha, I know that one too well...
 
Should just buy him a shitty 40 dollar bike at a garage sale and then wait for him to be a shitlord and look a gift horse in the mouth by complaining about how it wasnt the bike he wanted.
 
Should just buy him a shitty 40 dollar bike at a garage sale and then wait for him to be a shitlord and look a gift horse in the mouth by complaining about how it wasnt the bike he wanted.
That's what he did with the boots that Tweaker gave him. He apparently gave ADF a perfectly good pair and he just threw them in the trash.
 
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