[3-8-16] Phil plans to launch another failed gofund me.

[Count groudon]

Honestly I really wish that the surgery did happen. because from what I've heard the surgery he got makes it pretty much impossible to get a tranny vag, and Phil completely ruining his chances to become a woman by getting the wrong surgery is hilarious.

 

[Small Onion]

Here's the bike someone needs to buy him.

Nah, too feminine for a manly man like Phil.

 

[niggers]

buy him a bike so i can steal it

 

[Adamska]

buy him a bike so i can steal it

So something like this.

 

[Wally Balljacker]

Phil should rebel against the system by getting a fixie. Not only would he score some free hipster cred, but they're (mostly) illegal in the US.

 

[AnOminous]

Phil should rebel against the system by getting a fixie. Not only would he score some free hipster cred, but they're (mostly) illegal in the US.

Also he would be completely incapable of actually riding one. Even more so than a normal bike for normal people.