3-Oct-2016: GameStop ban rant

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Imagine if Chris managed to get banned from the rest of the grocery stores in his area, and had to send Barb out to do the shopping. He'd send her out for food and she'd come back with a particularly ugly hatstand or something from Goodwill.
 
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Field Marshal Crappenberg said:
Anyway, he's been awfully persistent about this, and very suddenly. Over a day now. Maybe @Marvin can offer an explanation? Is someone manipulating him to make the milk flow, or is he just fixated on his own?
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Considering Chris and his regularly occurring October misfortunes, anyone else thinking a surprise is in store?
 
Henry Bemis said:
Considering Chris and his regularly occurring October misfortunes, anyone else thinking a surprise is in store?
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Chris is going back and pestering the staff at places he's been banned at, trying to get them to sign his spergy document exonerating him. Most of the time, they just kick him out. Chris has lots of practice being kicked out of places so it's not a huge issue.

But when he goes back to the Fashion Square Mall gamestop... they might call the cops on him on sight.

I expect we'll wake up that day and all we'll have is a facebook post about how he went there, blabbered at them, and they told him to get the fuck out. But I'm hoping we'll wake up and Chris'll be incarcerated again. C:
Just a friend. said:
I think he is wanting to get back to his sweetheart search but then realized that he's been at all his favorite loiter spots.
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Nah, this is about being kept from buying shit. Chris has places to talk to women. He makes friends and stuff.
 
Being discriminated is vandalizing stores and pepper spraying strangers?
Ok Chris, whatever you say
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We don't see this nonsensical rage from Chris much anymore. But if history has taught us anything and him nothing, it's that once he's got his autistic dander up, he's not going to quit until he damn well gets his satisfaction. Blue arms sent him into a psychotic rage. Like literally, he had a complete mental breakdown because Sonic's arms were blue.

These Facebook posts are really reminiscent of his week-long freak out before he went and got himself arrested at Gamestop. I'm guessing things aren't going well in the goblin hole with Barb. Chris wants to hide away in the toy store, but that's out of the question. Something tells me that Tards Fartington is going to get a brand new mugshot.
 
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