3-Oct-2016: GameStop ban rant

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Tubular Monkey said:
We don't see this nonsensical rage from Chris much anymore. But if history has taught us anything and him nothing, it's that once he's got his autistic dander up, he's not going to quit until he damn well gets his satisfaction. Blue arms sent him into a psychotic rage. Like literally, he had a complete mental breakdown because Sonic's arms were blue.

These Facebook posts are really reminiscent of his week-long freak out before he went and got himself arrested at Gamestop. I'm guessing things aren't going well in the goblin hole with Barb. Chris wants to hide away in the toy store, but that's out of the question. Something tells me that Tards Fartington is going to get a brand new mugshot.
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Last time he complained about the bans he dropped the issue in hopes of someone buying him a PS4 for his birthday
 
BadaBadaBoom said:
Just buy games online or download them you fucking tard. Seriously, I hate bothering to go to Gamestop and I don't even have to worry about bans.
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I asked myself that same question. Why doesn't Chris just shop at Amazon.com? They have everything he could want to buy, and in many cases, they would be cheaper than the prices he pays for them in store or on eBay

I think the reason he is so desperately trying to get the ban lifted is because of his mother. He still spends on eBay and that requires packages coming to the door. Presumably, the postman will at least ring the door bell when leaving a package, and that means Barb is alerted.When that happens, he has to explain himself to his ailing mother why he is squandering what little funds they have on frivolous toys when they are in crippling debt.

If he is able to buy his shit in a store, he probably knows a way to bring them into the house without his mother seeing his latest purchases.
 
Galvatron said:
If he is able to buy his shit in a store, he probably knows a way to bring them into the house without his mother seeing his latest purchases.
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I like this theory, but does Barb even care about the purchases that Chris makes anymore? I also get the sense that Chris is kind of territorial about the places that she goes. The places that have banned her, were probably the favourite places that Chris like to loiter in(also the nearest ones too)
 
While, when you think about it, Michael Snyder has been more than nice to Chris in the past. Letting him hang out in the store day and night, heck even letting him do his little pokeman thing. And what does Chris do? Hit snyder with his car, take pictures of his kids, vandalize display cases and mace one of his employees.

Normal parents ask a kid "yes, but what did YOU do?" when they get in to a fight at school. Teaching people to be responsible adults and think "yes, but what did i do?" when they get fired, lose a relationship or get in to an argument. It's pretty safe to say Chris his parents never ever did that.
 
Goochole said:
While, when you think about it, Michael Snyder has been more than nice to Chris in the past. Letting him hang out in the store day and night, heck even letting him do his little pokeman thing. And what does Chris do? Hit snyder with his car, take pictures of his kids, vandalize display cases and mace one of his employees.

Normal parents ask a kid "yes, but what did YOU do?" when they get in to a fight at school. Teaching people to be responsible adults and think "yes, but what did i do?" when they get fired, lose a relationship or get in to an argument. It's pretty safe to say Chris his parents never ever did that.
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Chris didn't mace an employee of the Game Place. He maced an employee at Gamestop.

But your point does stand. Chris' mother hasn't made him accountable for any of his actions. She spent thousands of dollars to get a lawyer to defend Chris, because she refused to let Chris be in the wrong. Which is what she should have done. Let Chris face consequences.

But nope. Never did, not once. Anytime he got in trouble with the law, she didn't even make him own up to his troubles financially. SHE paid his court costs and fines.

So part of me even wonders if Chris is aware of what he's done is wrong. Because his mother championed his innocence in the face of irrefutable proof that he was in the wrong. And if he is even slightly aware, he doesn't care and attributes his misbehavior as things brought on by the damn dirty trolls and jerkops .

So, to him, it's not really his fault. The thought will NEVER enter his mind : "Wow, yeah I was really a dick, wasn't I?". There is always a justification. Which is why he would never last in a relationship. He wouldn't ever find fault with himself, just make excuses. And women pick up on that kind of behavior really quick, and they get tired of it even quicker.
 
I love that Chris is now the world authority on what constitutes LGBTQ discrimination. That being anything that he doesn't like...
 
-Maces an employee at Gamestop
-Gets banned for macing an employee
-LGBT problem

Chris needs to visit tumblr. They'd love the amount of mental gymnastics he had to go through to put that together. Oppression, of course, being the only reason he had to have gotten banned. Why blame yourself when oppression clearly is the answer?
 
Galvatron said:
I think the reason he is so desperately trying to get the ban lifted is because of his mother. He still spends on eBay and that requires packages coming to the door. Presumably, the postman will at least ring the door bell when leaving a package, and that means Barb is alerted.When that happens, he has to explain himself to his ailing mother why he is squandering what little funds they have on frivolous toys when they are in crippling debt.
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The tard could just get around this by renting a PO Box, but we all know thinking rationally isn't Chrissy's strong suit.
 
Galvatron said:
So, to him, it's not really his fault. The thought will NEVER enter his mind : "Wow, yeah I was really a dick, wasn't I?". There is always a justification. Which is why he would never last in a relationship. He wouldn't ever find fault with himself, just make excuses. And women pick up on that kind of behavior really quick, and they get tired of it even quicker.
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Thats what I enjoyed about Kacey. She acted like she was in a relationship with Chris, also nagging at him and just telling him things like they are. It also showed how unwilling Chris is to change. He'd either just yell at her, to which she responded by saying she'd hang up the phone, or he'd answer by saying "I will take that in to GREAT consideration."

In the end Kacey herself said that whenever he says that, nothing gets done. He just forgets about it and goes on with his daily routine.

Kacey and the liquid Chris saga painted a very nice picture of "relationship Chris".

That, and Chris also lies. A lot.
And women don't like that.
 
ManOfOlympium said:
Who even goes to GameStop anymore?
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Oho! Gamestop are currently giving away exclusive codes for a new Pokemon called Volcanion, and currently these codes are the only way to get this Pokemon, and being the Pokemon fan that Chris is, it must be real galling not being able to get it without having to drive to a distant store.
 
SOINCHU said:
Wait, is this about the mace incident or not? If I remember correctly it was the Gamestop in the mall that he was banned from? Maybe this is one of the other Gamestops in the area he's been banned from for some other reason.
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Don't we have info somewhere stating that he is not allowed in any gamestop in the state?
 
The_Doctor said:
Other then repeating what has been said 1000 times, I'll just add not even the Tumblr LGBTQXYZ community is gonna give Chris asspats on this one, they were all ashamed of his existence when it happened
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chris is also a dang dirty male so tumblr wont care anyway
 
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