3-Oct-2016: GameStop ban rant

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Goochole said:
He should use his most cunning disguise:

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Let's see Chris try to disguise himself as this for his next Gamestop visit:

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Tennis-Ball-Tony said:
Christmas is coming up. His most cherished memories of that time was going to the malls and stores.
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That should have him bring up the church he's been banned from next.

Oh I'm sorry for a second there I forgot Chris doesn't give a shit about that.

Maybe the high school reunion at Manchester High will be next? Repaying that dance to that lovely lady? Oh wait nevermind he knows now Bob paid them off.

Well then its up for grabs, I guess. Maybe more militant lesbo stuff.
 
Heimdallr said:
I would love to see a list of places where he is not banned from. Im surprised with his attitude he is even accepted at Wal-Mart (sort of the island of misfits in and of itself)
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That'd be this place. Kiwifarms. I'm pretty sure he isn't banned from posting here.
 
Alec Benson Leary said:
Although the door is left open for most every cow (for obvious reasons), the chances of Chris joining us are low enough to be discounted entirely.
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IIRC, the JinkinsJenkies episode was basically the one time Chris actually participated in a community meant to mock him. Right?

Trolls have almost always had to go to Chris instead of the other way around.
 
Replicant Sasquatch said:
IIRC, the JinkinsJenkies episode was basically the one time Chris actually participated in a community meant to mock him. Right?

Trolls have almost always had to go to Chris instead of the other way around.
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In the old days, Chris readily joined in mumble talks and chan boards. I mean old enough they were before my time* - sometimes it feels weird to think about the fact that the asperchu saga was really only six months or so before the tomgirl shit began. But the days of greener pastures are behind us.


*I still remember how weird it felt to be invited into the inner circle for the first time. It was like walking into a board meeting for the legion of doom.
 
As I mentioned earlier, Chris seems to get a wild hair up his ass around this time every year. I don't know what it is about the Holliday Season (the period of just around Halloween to just after New Year's in the US) that sets Chris off and he pitches major tard fits in public places, but he's done so several times in recent years (the GameStop pepper spray incident for example). Chris seems to be getting that familiar wild hair in his jiggly ass again already, so does anyone want to speculate on Chris making a scene again this year? What do you think (or hope) will happen, and where do you think this tard fit will be pitched?
 
The Dude said:
As I mentioned earlier, Chris seems to get a wild hair up his ass around this time every year.
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The obvious guess to me would be that he's pissy/jealous that his Christmas won't be what he wants it to be. He knows he's not getting a giant bundle of toys, and he also knows there's no lovely family dinner or fun time waiting for him. Maybe he's also still sore that he never got a girlfriend from Santa.
 
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