Wait until his hair continues to thin at the front and merge with his bald spot at the crown, then he'll look like Argus Filch from the Harry Potter movies.
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Ray Streip
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Oh, how badly I'm sure we all sympathize with Chris, how exhausting doing absolutely nothing with your life must be.
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At least he stopped doing that shitty Julia Child voice.
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Most people wouldn't take a commission if busy, but when you wave cash in front of Chris, he will snatch it with his greasy ham fists and worry about things later.
God his forehead... he's not genetically blessed.
God his forehead... he's not genetically blessed.
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"but, essentially, I am having to catch up with current events and going-ons in CWCville, and I am sorting a ton of details out there personally. I Really should have Never ever taken that hiatus from 2011 to 2017."
I think it's safe to say that despite his insistence that the comic seems more of a chronicled archive of events in CWCville in his head, Chris legitamately believes that what he makes up is a completely separate world. So much so that he doesn't actually write any details down, meaning he has nothing like a 'bible' from which to set stone cold rules for everything in the world to follow (you know, like every fucking franchise in mainstream media). That's both because he's lazy and thus doesn't actually put that much effort into developing CWCville and its setting into anything more than his personal escapist paradise in his mind, but also because having to set rules will inevitably backfire on him when he inevitably wants something to happen in CWCville that would go against those rules. I.E. his weird stance on character death in the Simonla debacle.
At the same time, I get the impression Chris here is actually describing how he's trying to resurrect the comic again based on events right at when he took his 'hiatus' seven years ago. So with this chronicle bullshit, he's acting as if he's trying to remember things that happened seven years ago instead of just making it up on the fly because time does not fucking exist in CWCville and events that happen years apart in the comic due to release could just happen between days in-universe.
I know we've all made the Roger Rabbit world comparisons, but Chris truly seems to believe that his CWCville setting is legitimately some kind of cartoon parallel universe where time passes exactly to our own (and pony doing basically this in having pony and human worlds parallel with similar time passage did NOT help break this delusion).
Because when he went full tranny, he was still riding on the idea that Rosechu herself wasn't a tranny, and his black-and-white view on gender despite this bullshit Chris is into where he somehow straddles the line necessitated he remain primarily the male of the Sonichu species.
Probably also because between Sonichu and Rosechu, Sonichu is more a mix of his favorite franchises (sonic and pokemon) while Rosechu is literally Amy Rose with an electric rat tail coming out of her ass.
I think it's safe to say that despite his insistence that the comic seems more of a chronicled archive of events in CWCville in his head, Chris legitamately believes that what he makes up is a completely separate world. So much so that he doesn't actually write any details down, meaning he has nothing like a 'bible' from which to set stone cold rules for everything in the world to follow (you know, like every fucking franchise in mainstream media). That's both because he's lazy and thus doesn't actually put that much effort into developing CWCville and its setting into anything more than his personal escapist paradise in his mind, but also because having to set rules will inevitably backfire on him when he inevitably wants something to happen in CWCville that would go against those rules. I.E. his weird stance on character death in the Simonla debacle.
At the same time, I get the impression Chris here is actually describing how he's trying to resurrect the comic again based on events right at when he took his 'hiatus' seven years ago. So with this chronicle bullshit, he's acting as if he's trying to remember things that happened seven years ago instead of just making it up on the fly because time does not fucking exist in CWCville and events that happen years apart in the comic due to release could just happen between days in-universe.
I know we've all made the Roger Rabbit world comparisons, but Chris truly seems to believe that his CWCville setting is legitimately some kind of cartoon parallel universe where time passes exactly to our own (and pony doing basically this in having pony and human worlds parallel with similar time passage did NOT help break this delusion).
Because when he went full tranny, he was still riding on the idea that Rosechu herself wasn't a tranny, and his black-and-white view on gender despite this bullshit Chris is into where he somehow straddles the line necessitated he remain primarily the male of the Sonichu species.
Probably also because between Sonichu and Rosechu, Sonichu is more a mix of his favorite franchises (sonic and pokemon) while Rosechu is literally Amy Rose with an electric rat tail coming out of her ass.
Orkeosaurus
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I don't get how taking a 6 year hiatus means anything considering he just sets all the comic events in 2008. Also selfie cam Chris never fails to be horrifying.
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Are there pics of his bald spot at the crown?
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None of us do. Apparently, this pretzel went down a little too salty, if you know what I mean. That and it looks like Chris hasn't slept in weeks, or he's turning his love of abusing Valium into a habit and accidentally bought some Adderall instead.
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It's a Seinfeld reference. Chris said it because he is autistic and it was in his head at the time.
He's just keeping Sonichu kayfabe.
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Wait, Chris's galpals are not just fat, but asian? I don't think I've ever heard of a fat Asian lesbian
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As long as people are paying him for nothing as much as they paid him for something I don't see much changing.
I like that there's a nice "I'm workin' on it!" in there as well
I like that there's a nice "I'm workin' on it!" in there as well
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He'll probably bring it back immediately after Barb's death for the collector's funeral edition where Sonichu spoons with his own dead mother's corpse.
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In case someone didn't get the reference Chris's autistic mind was making:
He's essentially saying that he is overwhelmed at the moment, like George Costanza was in the scene..
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Shit like that is why the LGBT thing is just something for Chris to utilize for his own purposes.
One thing is for sure, he's never looked more like an True & Honest man like he is today. Even with the girly clothes, he looks like the typical overweight, slightly slow looking, late 50's guys that sit around all day, that haunt that area of Virginia.
And that gut too. It's already lopping over his waist with both arms raised.
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His comic is an indecipherable mess these days, i dont care if it comes back.
His old shit at least had some grounded glimpses into his life, but this shit lately? It's approaching Phil levels of "holy shit I don't care about your made-up bullshit.."
His old shit at least had some grounded glimpses into his life, but this shit lately? It's approaching Phil levels of "holy shit I don't care about your made-up bullshit.."
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I am very surprised he still has much hair as he does. I know it's all hats/headbands/combovers/illusions, but I'd never believed it in 2013/14 or whenever his hairline rapidly retreated.
Also, glad he's resuming work, has he been keeping up his Patreon commitments?
Also, glad he's resuming work, has he been keeping up his Patreon commitments?