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Chris is making this way to hard, he’s trying to chronicle the missing years instead of just jumping in to current day with the previous years being “nothing happened” years.
 
Optimus Prime said:
Probably also because between Sonichu and Rosechu, Sonichu is more a mix of his favorite franchises (sonic and pokemon) while Rosechu is literally Amy Rose with an electric rat tail coming out of her ass.
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Now that's a sentence!
 
"Work". Chris, having a job is work.

Even with disability, you can still get a part-time job. It can't make much, but you can still get one. Maybe things would seem better if you had more to do.
 
Give Her The D said:
"Work". Chris, having a job is work.

Even with disability, you can still get a part-time job. It can't make much, but you can still get one. Maybe things would seem better if you had more to do.
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Not Chris, though - to this day he holds fast to the thing Bob said, where the tugboat would get him more money than anything he could earn working part time.

Mr. Awesome Man said:
This is probably the first time Chris has apologized to anyone in years.
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Hardly. Chris actually tends to apologize a lot - but only when it serves his own ends. Recently after a sketchy "family tree" test, he 'discovered' that he's some minor amount of Jewish and finally apologized to Michael Snyder to alleviate his own guilt...of accusing another person of a litany of things over the GamePlace incident.

What Chris never does is actually sound sincere. To him, all you have to do is say the magic words and magically all the problems go away. He doesn't understand this isn't at all what happens.
 
If Chris thinks his life his stressful now, I can't even imagine what it's going to be like when Barb goes to the big hoard in the sky (I know I'm ripping that off from another kiwi but it's funny as fuck).

Pepito said:
Right, yell at me about some nonsense shit... apology accepted.
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That's either a quote from some children's cartoon or the first of many schizoid episodes to come.
 
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CWCchange said:
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Sure looks like one. Either that or he forgot to bleach the top of his head when he dyed his hair green.
 
Prussian Blue said:
I am very surprised he still has much hair as he does. I know it's all hats/headbands/combovers/illusions, but I'd never believed it in 2013/14 or whenever his hairline rapidly retreated.
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It starts like half way back on his head. The fact that he's so bald at this age means he's going to be in full-on skullet territory before long. Besides which, his hair is horrendously matted and permanently dyed what I would optimistically call "seaweed green". Chris should just shave it all off and wear a wig (even a fairly cheap one would be a major improvement) but it probably won't happen because they don't manufacture MLP branded wigs for adults.

Prussian Blue said:
Also, glad he's resuming work, has he been keeping up his Patreon commitments?
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lol
 
Night Stars Brother said:
Chris is making this way to hard, he’s trying to chronicle the missing years instead of just jumping in to current day with the previous years being “nothing happened” years.
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Not an option. The comic pretty much happens in real time. And they all cut their dicks off in the "missing years". Kinda hard to gloss over that.
 
Tennis-Ball-Tony said:
One thing is for sure, he's never looked more like an True & Honest man like he is today. Even with the girly clothes, he looks like the typical overweight, slightly slow looking, late 50's guys that sit around all day, that haunt that area of Virginian.
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So true. Take a look at this picture:
Duck and Turn said:
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Take away the long hair and put him in a striped clown shirt, and you’ve got classic Chris down to a T. Lesbian-souled transgender, my ass ... that’s the sexually-frustrated and naive autistic virgin with rage we’ve come to know and love in the flesh.
 
Feline Darkmage said:
It actually seems like he's been apologizing a lot recently. Albeit mostly the the ethnicities he'd previously offended that he's .01 percent of like the Jews and the Africans.
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The question is though, if someone called Chris a nigger like he used to call surfshack tito, would Chris be offended and call you uncouth because he's now 0.1% black. It's would he send out a awkward passive aggressive reply on Facebook/Twitter letting everyone know his feelings were hurt
 
Feline Darkmage said:
It actually seems like he's been apologizing a lot recently. Albeit mostly the the ethnicities he'd previously offended that he's .01 percent of like the Jews and the Africans.
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He doesn't have any African ancestry, not even a <0.1 trace. He just saw the section for African ancestry in the report, didn't even read what it said, and jumped to the conclusion that he wuz nigga like a tard.

https://you.23andme.com/published/r...23c_Product&utm_campaign=ancestry_composition
 
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