Money 4/12 - Ebegging Livestream

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"There's that damn autistic pause..."

That needs to be a new quote for the top of the page.
 
Someone should really submit them to the Hoarders show. This time they might accept. The producers would love their case.

Dr. Robin Zazio - This is a life-and-death situation for Christine and Barbara. If this house isn't cleared out they'll be homeless!

Matt Paxton - The house is nasty, man! Mouse droppings everywhere!

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Dr. Robin Zazio - Now, Christine what is in this freezer? It's stacked and I'm told there is another one upstairs!
 
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Dain Bramage said:
And don't forget the doggie piddle puddles....shaped like a girl.

But Barb would never allow it. They still have that "Do you realize....do YOU realize something....." mindset.
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But the thing is, Mr. "Do YOU realize!!!" is dead and Barb is in deep trouble.

I always assumed Barb never cared much about anything but her precious hoard. Does she realize her hoard is in trouble?
 
Skeealator said:
"Tax deductible" is like "No haggle." He has no idea what it means, but he's heard people use it in this context so why no throw it out there.
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Dain Bramage said:
And he's blaming it all on the trolls, of course. Never change, Chris.
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knux said:
I'm just blown away by the amount of Lego etc. in the background. He's restored his room back the level of the striped-shirt Chris days.
"Money is tight guys!" - while broadcasting from the 'Cave of Wonders'.
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Like a wise man once said,"A shit-leopard can't change his spots"
 
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this just reeks of desperation, it's that classic "my heroin dealer cut me off and I'm about to spend the next few days writhing in pain in a vomit-laced pool of my own liquefied shit"
 
The video description has been updated with regards to tax deductions:

'I stand corrected; plain donations are not tax deductible, and I am not one of such there. I am sorry about that; my mistake.'
 
Dain Bramage said:
I like how the little window up in the right hand corner provides ready-to-crop images for Kiwi account icons. I'd like to pre-preemptively welcome our future KF member, "Autistic Pause".
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Reporting in.

This is a sad video. I'm going to buy him a subscription to Dollar Shave Club if nothing else.
 
Autistic Pause said:
Reporting in.

This is a sad video. I'm going to buy him a subscription to Dollar Shave Club if nothing else.
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Welcome to the Farms! Word of advice, don't bother with the Dollar Shave Club subscription, Chris is completely convinced that he looks like a gorgeous lesbian with swinging d-cups. He has such an amazing self-body image that he would feel that shaving is unnecessary.
 
1 dollar MINIMUM!? Hey Christine, I'd like to offer you my two cents

EDIT: At 7:37 was anyone else expecting him to belt "aaah-a'm just a small-town girl"?
 
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I know it's been said before but jesus fucking christ his room is packed with shit. He's said many times that Barb is a packrat but clearly Chris is no better. Even back in the day his room wasn't filled with table after table of shit. I'd love to see what the rest of the house looks like if Chris - who admittedly kept his hoard more orderly than she did - is in this state.

RoboticRichardSimmons said:
I like the odd Batman logo shaped stain on his shirt. On a related note, I think Chris should use this still for his Christmas cards in 2016.
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I think that's a faded logo, I've noticed it several times before. It's a safe bet to assume this top (which he wears constantly) is the usual goodwill find and was faded to fuck before Chris even purchased it. He has no interest in Batman unless it's in lego form.
 
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HumanBeanbag said:
The video description has been updated with regards to tax deductions:

'I stand corrected; plain donations are not tax deductible, and I am not one of such there. I am sorry about that; my mistake.'
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"and I am not one of such there." is not only a perfect CWCism, but it should be used as the text for the Delete Comment button.

I wonder how it finally got into his thick empty skull, since he avoids reading comments from anywhere?
 
I'd rather wipe my ass with bank notes than send any to you Chris.

Or I could do both, you've probably gotten used to the smell by now.
 
My guess is that Barb straight up told Chris he has to get a job to help out more financially. He doesn't want to get a REAL job so he's trying to convince her that his online sales are enough and that he can discipline himself to work on it harder and correct his sleep schedule and whatever else sounds good.

If that's not it then she's probably threatening to kill herself over her financial problems and he's trying to save mommy.
 
There's nothing new here really but that almost helps make this video even more interesting. He's still using 'past stresses,' as an excuse for not actually doing anything productive when it comes to Sonichu, yet instead of trying to fix that by doing more comics he just thinks that people need reminded about his donation level and rewards.

I wonder what's happened in the background, if maybe Chris has been too busy playing Playstation 4 to realise that he's already almost burned through his tugboat for the month and now he has realised he's desperate. I know what Marvin means when he says Chris is able to stay on top of his bills but when it comes to making a profit from Sonichu and his name he can be so half assed, and that costs him a lot of potential money.
 
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