Sonichu 4/16 - Chris Explains Differences Between Amy and Rosechu

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Tsukiko said:
Rosechu is independent as heck. Remember that part where she face-rapes Jason Kendrick Howell? You think Amy Rose would do something that brave? Hell naw!
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Sega dropped the ball on the weaponised genitals thing. I can only hope that Nintendo avoid Sega's mistake, maybe by giving Mario some kind of face-cock attack in the next instalment of the Mario Brothers series.
 
-Personality wise, Rosechu is more independent than Amy; she does not have to rely on her man every time to rescue or defend her (not counting the occasional instinces)
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This might be the biggest level of bullshit I've ever seen from Chris.
 
drmccoy said:
Does Chris even remember half of the Sonichu "canon"? I mean, he can barely remember last year. I assume he just ret-cons everything in his head.
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The Sonichu canon has been developing in his head steadily since forever. I don't think it's retconning, so much as all the details about how any changes came about are just stuck in Chris' head. If you talked to him about it, he'd explain the situation and act like you're a dumbass for not understanding the obvious change.
 
Marvin said:
The Sonichu canon has been developing in his head steadily since forever. I don't think it's retconning, so much as all the details about how any changes came about are just stuck in Chris' head. If you talked to him about it, he'd explain the situation and act like you're a dumbass for not understanding the obvious change.
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So he doesn't understand that we don't automatically know what's going on in his head? I think what we're trying to figure out is if Chris even remembers the stories he wrote over a decade ago.
 
Chris does have a semi-decent memory. He didn't really leave any hanging plot threads, though he resolved many in unsatisfying ways.
 
Gensdupays said:
So he doesn't understand that we don't automatically know what's going on in his head? I think what we're trying to figure out is if Chris even remembers the stories he wrote over a decade ago.
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I think that he honestly believes that many of the changes he makes are so obvious and natural that you're genuinely dumb if you didn't immediately follow his line of reasoning in his head on your own.

Sometimes he accepts that his non-published head-canon isn't always publicly obvious. In those situations, he thinks that he's amazingly brilliant and came up with some mind-blowing story. If you fail to appreciate his brilliance, you're genuinely dumb.

As far as Chris' knowledge of past Sonichu canon, I think he's pretty solid on it. Not perfect though. He's probably at 75th percentile, in that he's better than most kiwis at Sonichu canon, but ones with particularly extensive memories of Sonichu can call him out frequently on inconsistencies.

When you point out a Sonichu canon inconsistency, Chris feels like you're pointing out unimportant technicalities. Like you're calling him out for spelling errors a decade after the fact. He thinks you're genuinely dumb for sperging about bullshit that no one cares about.
 
I do wonder why issue 10 was such a rush-job. That theory that being forced to kill Simonla basically made him break down and torch the franchise is definitely interesting.
 
They're the same stupid characters with minor differences... except Rosechu is probably even more vapid than Amy.
 
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A big spike in Facebook activity this week. Maybe Chris is unwinding from all that tax filing he had to oh wait never mind.
 
Marvin said:
The Sonichu canon has been developing in his head steadily since forever. I don't think it's retconning, so much as all the details about how any changes came about are just stuck in Chris' head. If you talked to him about it, he'd explain the situation and act like you're a dumbass for not understanding the obvious change.
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So he's like an autistic Tolkien. I look forward to the 10 volume History of CWCle-earth.
 
cwcvillemayoress said:
And, Fun! Rosechu's breasts are bigger than Amy's
Uhh he does know that Amy Rose is supposed to be 12 years old right?
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Then in fairness, that would be a correct statement.

Chris fucking sexualized a child.
 
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