“HAPPY BIRTHDAY ETHAN! LOVE YOUR DAD JIM & BEST FRIENDS JOSH, FLAM, AND GATOR. GOOD LUCK ON THE UPCOMING CORN HARVEST!”
JavaScript is disabled. For a better experience, please enable JavaScript in your browser before proceeding.
You are using an out of date browser. It may not display this or other websites correctly.
You should upgrade or use an
alternative browser .
Interests 4/17- Livestream - Its weirddd
Forum guidelines
Be civil. Don't get angry over Chris. If you need to tell people you're better than someone, you're probably not.
Limit discussion of body parts and functions. Chris is gross. Discussing his incontinence in detail is unnecessary and disturbing.
Don't roleplay in your posts. Don't write pretend dialog between people, such as Chris and his mother. Avoid writing monologues, they're also dumb.
Hide your powerlevel. Avoid revealing intimate, personal details about yourself in public boards. These threads are not your personal blog and we are not an asylum.
No trolling plans. We are not an autistic Illuminati. If you embarrass yourself or the forum trying to troll, we will ridicule you.
Write descriptive topic titles. "[14-Sep-2015] Facebook post about Sonichu" is better than "new update".
Chris doesn't read your posts. Stop trying to directly, or indirectly, chastise Chris through your posts. He does not care about what you have to say, and these rants are boring.
Don't post random articles. Unless the subject matter is directly related to Chris and his history, please do not post articles with a loose affiliation.
Talk to Staff
MY 405
Guest
kiwifarms.net
He is the Ron Popeil of Autism.
I honestly just watch this shit to get pissed. Fuck the ween enablers that give him money to piss it off on useless crap.
The reincarnation of Antonio Stradiuarius
kiwifarms.net
Buy this buy this gimme money gimme money money money oh wait lemme fix this where's my crazy glue? NO CALLS!
What the hell am I watching?
Christorical Figure
True & Honest Fan
kiwifarms.net
"I want to hear ca-ching ca-ching, not ring-ring!" - that was actually pretty clever
BREAK IT DOWN!
kiwifarms.net
He might as well just put his phone on silent at this point.
Shooting Pearls.
True & Honest Fan
kiwifarms.net
Hes threatening to break the phone now
I just realised, this is Chris's first Playstation stream without the annoying music! I like these floating emojis more.
AF 802
Guest
kiwifarms.net
Is Chris schizophrenic or something? He sounds like Terry A Davis when playing with his toys.
This is weird and crazy but its going nowhere. Im going to stop watching and hope nothing interesting happens.
Look, I'll admit, I'm possibly retarded, okay
kiwifarms.net
Chris forgot the first rule of Twitch streaming: show all cleavage
Shooting Pearls.
True & Honest Fan
kiwifarms.net
Hes now bragging about being "famous" and that's why people should buy his shit
HOW DO I KNOW YOU'RE NOT MAKAROV
True & Honest Fan
kiwifarms.net
Is Chris schizophrenic or something? He sounds like Terry A Davis when playing with his toys.
I would pay to hear Chris yell CIA NIGGOS
Everybody Scream
True & Honest Fan
kiwifarms.net
What’s he trying to do, sell us DVDs of this shit?
This is like watching an autistic Leaving Las Vegas... this must be debt related. Looks like shits got real.
The reincarnation of Antonio Stradiuarius
kiwifarms.net
"This streaming is not gonna stop until all these toys are sold."
It's gonna be a loong night, guys.
HOW DO I KNOW YOU'RE NOT MAKAROV
True & Honest Fan
kiwifarms.net
This stream won't end till all these toys sold - Chris.
Oh boy.
Laughs at Tards
kiwifarms.net
Chris is really invested in selling his toys. Is Barb or the troll who got him to believe him bisexual making him do this?
Identifies as an attack helicopter
kiwifarms.net
Im extremely curious who keeps calling him.
Take a lucky guess...
Also, waiting for Barb to come storming into his room to demand we.buy his toys, then tell Chris that she's cutting the internet down. Chris is doing a half ass job at hosting his own autism telethon/qvc programming. "BUY MY STUFF BUT DONT CALL ME!!!"
Look, I'll admit, I'm possibly retarded, okay
kiwifarms.net
I'll give Chris credit, he's the only person I know to hold his own sanity hostage in exchange for money. That's some kind of reverse psychology on a whole new level.