RESET THE CLOCK 4/23/2016 FB - Phil put on invol psyche hold for threatening to commit suicide

[Adamska]

I don't think he tried to get high and mainly think that the suicide attempt, most likely for attention because he did it in a public place where he could receive help quickly, and around people.

People don't generally take a bunch of ibuprofen to get high.

My guess is he even half-assed that, since I agree that he probably did this for pity. He probably only took like 4-5 pills and claimed he was dying, or he threatened to kill himself and got sent to the cooler for a couple days because of it.

I still like the idea that he did this in the retarded attempt to get high, but either or is good in this case.

 

[Dain Bramage]

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cheese_(recreational_drug)

I was thinking more along the lines of that South Park episode.

Maybe we can convince Taters that there's a new drug out there called "Cake", which was what a British TV satire show did to demonstrate how easy it is to sucker politicians and celebrities into speaking out against an illicit drug that doesn't even exist.

The show was called BRASS EYE, and it was a wonderful series of Epic Trolling!

 

[Handsome Pete]

Next I bet Phil will smoke some banana peels. #analchestcookbook

If Phil really wants to save money, he'll switch to jenkem.

 

[AnOminous]

I'm not sure if this has been said, but if he's been placed on a hold, he's likely been assigned a social worker. I doubt Phil could get away with hiding that he's homeless. As that is a big no-no for psych patients, he could be declared an invalid and placed in an adult home against his will. The fact that he's a repeat offender would only add to their case.

If you could get a paid home just by acting nuts and then claiming to be homeless, homeless people would be doing this left and right.

Not to mention that from what I've noticed, is that they don't really do too much for people who are in emergency holds because typically they don't want to be there or coorporate with treatment, so there's not really too much they can do for someone who doesn't want to, or has no desire to improve or get better, so it seems like in hospitals then they tend to focus their efforts towards people who are there voluntaryhave a fat insurance policy.

FTFY.

 

[John Furrman]

I know it occurs naturally in many things, but don't you need a hook-up of some sort for DMT?

Yep, it is illegal in the United States to extract DMT and in its pure form is Schedule I. I only know what I do about it because I used have an acquaintance who extracted it from root bark.

 

[Ravenor]

Gross, look at his fucking feet.

By that point the rot had already set in because he wasn't being bathed by his parents anymore, I can only imagine the horror of being in a hot confined space with him like a lift back then, let alone today *shudder*

My guess is he even half-assed that, since I agree that he probably did this for pity. He probably only took like 4-5 pills and claimed he was dying, or he threatened to kill himself and got sent to the cooler for a couple days because of it.

I still like the idea that he did this in the retarded attempt to get high, but either or is good in this case.

It was a attempt to look cool and a attempt to get maximum pitty points from what few aspatters he's got left.

The show was called BRASS EYE, and it was a wonderful series of Epic Trolling!

The trolling in that show was fucking epic, I just recall John Prescott (aka Fatty two Jag's) look on his face when he honestly thought they ate the whole bloody thing in one go, an when they pwnd the nations leading crisp salesman, hell they also got him twice...

 

[FreeCandyVan]

Well, DXM is just a disassociative drug that they used to use as an anesthetic, its closer to ketamine than any hallucinogen. Taking enough it it will just anesthetize a person before they really trip any balls.

No, that is all kinds of wrong. It IS a dissociative like Ketamine, but it WILL make you trip insane amounts of balls. It dissociates you physically, but you don't lose consciousness unless you're taking near-lethal levels of it. I did way too much of it when I was younger and dumber. It's extremely different than DMT, but it's every bit as powerful of a trip. By the time the guifenesin makes you puke, you've already metabolized huge amounts of the DXM and passed the point of no return. It's a seriously overwhelming trip

 

[lindsayfan]

We have a whole thread about a dedicated DMT tripper... homie grows & extracts/distills his own. What a wise sage his many cosmic mind-journeys have made him!

 

[Positron]

If Phil really wants to save money, he'll switch to jenkem.

Amateur. Asphyxiation is the poor man's high.
Phil has so much bondage gear he can easily arrange that himself.

 

[*Asterisk*]

Gross, look at his fucking feet.

He probably has some sort of neuropathy. Autism already fucks up the body's nerves, his arches are higher than @Marjan Šiklić, and he has hammertoe like a motherfucker.

It'd also explain his awkward gait.

 

[AN/ALR56]

He probably has some sort of neuropathy. Autism already fucks up the body's nerves, his arches are higher than @Marjan Šiklić, and he has hammertoe like a motherfucker.

It'd also explain his awkward gait.

Do you know if circumcisions could affect him

 

[*Asterisk*]

Do you know if circumcisions could affect him

It'd probably do something for the sticky, lint-like objects.

Let's ask @Connor Bible.

 

[Coldgrip]

Considering Phil is a suburban white boy that likes to hang around other suburban white boys, self-proclaimed analchests, and other bored tryhard kids with money, I'm honestly surprised he's never picked up a prescription drug habit. While him trying to score coke or herion would put him around darkies and other actual dangerous people, prescription meds seems to be the habit of bored middle class to well-to-do kids and adults with money. Seems right up his alley.

 

[Jigglyjogglers]

Considering Phil is a suburban white boy that likes to hang around other suburban white boys, self-proclaimed analchests, and other bored tryhard kids with money, I'm honestly surprised he's never picked up a prescription drug habit. While him trying to score coke or herion would put him around darkies and other actual dangerous people, prescription meds seems to be the habit of bored middle class to well-to-do kids and adults with money. Seems right up his alley.

Gotta have a prescription to have a prescription drug habit. Most suburban white boys who have those probably either have family whose prescriptions they can mooch off of, or have enough charm/intelligence to fake a scrip out of the family doctor, and Phil has none of that. His gubmint money probably also isn't enough for him to buy them from bored suburban kids slumming it as anarchists and leftists.

Besides, most of those suburban white boys are probably only faking the culture trying to get laid from mildly attractive SJW women who aren't bright enough to realize that the guy telling them about his tearful recognition of his own privilege is just trying to bang them. They don't want to waste time on someone like Phil.

 

[Coldgrip]

Gotta have a prescription to have a prescription drug habit. Most suburban white boys who have those probably either have family whose prescriptions they can mooch off of, or have enough charm/intelligence to fake a scrip out of the family doctor, and Phil has none of that. His gubmint money probably also isn't enough for him to buy them from bored suburban kids slumming it as anarchists and leftists.

Besides, most of those suburban white boys are probably only faking the culture trying to get laid from mildly attractive SJW women who aren't bright enough to realize that the guy telling them about his tearful recognition of his own privilege is just trying to bang them. They don't want to waste time on someone like Phil.

Still wouldn't stop him from trying to mooch though. Oh well, I guess he'll have to stick to Motrin and Nyquil.

 

[DragoonSierra]

I was thinking more along the lines of that South Park episode.

Maybe we can convince Taters that there's a new drug out there called "Cake", which was what a British TV satire show did to demonstrate how easy it is to sucker politicians and celebrities into speaking out against an illicit drug that doesn't even exist.

The show was called BRASS EYE, and it was a wonderful series of Epic Trolling!

This reminds me of the salvia panic that happened a decade ago. It is so easy to get something on the Schedule 1 list of banned drugs.

 

[Mesh Gear Fox]

I don't think he tried to get high and mainly think that the suicide attempt, most likely for attention because he did it in a public place where he could receive help quickly, and around people

Teenage girls do this shit all the time. They'll take 3 Tylenol or drink a very small quantity of bleach or a handful of nonlethal meds. It's purely attention seeking behavior and are not serious attempts. It is so annoying having to deal with their bullshit. Ask anyone who's ever worked in an ER. It's a huge waste of time and resources, and I believe this is exactly what Phil did, purely for attention and sympathy.

 

[DragoonSierra]

Teenage girls do this shit all the time. They'll take 3 Tylenol or drink a very small quantity of bleach or a handful of nonlethal meds. It's purely attention seeking behavior and are not serious attempts. It is so annoying having to deal with their bullshit. Ask anyone who's ever worked in an ER. It's a huge waste of time and resources, and I believe this is exactly what Phil did, purely for attention and sympathy.

Bleach? That shit can burn your insides

 

[Mesh Gear Fox]

Bleach? That shit can burn your insides

Lol yeah. They usually drink tiny amounts mixed with a lot of water to keep it diluted. They still have to drink activated charcoal and that shit is nasty.

 

[The Dude]

Shit like Benadryl and dextromethorphan cough syrup can really fuck your head up. Like "I think I melted my brain and this is a coma nightmare/I died and I'm now in Hell" fuck your head up. Especially if you take way too much. I sadly know from personal experience.

But knowing Phil and his habits as we do I'm guessing this was a cry for attention akin to your average teenage girl drama whore. I mean, Hell, pretty much EVERYTHING Phil says or does is for attention from the way he dresses, to his ugly-ass tats, to his political views, and so on. That is if he actually did this and the whole thing isn't another one of his frequent lies.