4/8/2015 The Visit

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Sweet Buttery GodBear -- a "No Trespassing" sign duct taped to a shitty yellow metal chair, hidden behind a riding mower sitting smack-dab in the middle of an unmown lawn. Is it possible for Babs to get any more hillbilly?

only if she got an old IROC-Z and put it up on blocks
 
Maybe I'll do the Chandlers a favor and frame a 'No Trespassing' sign and try to deliver that on my way back home at the end of the week.
 
I don't honestly blame them. Realistically speaking, people are just plain stalking them now, and it's giving me the creeps.
I don't blame people, Chris is a morbidly fascinating lolcow, but when it extends to going to his home, rummaging through his garbage for memorabilia and taking photos of his doghouse and driving behind him just to take anonymous pictures of him in a parking lot just for the sake of having a Chris sighting, that's when it crosses into just being disturbing.

With that said, the chances of you meeting Chris at his home are just as much as him getting married. The dude's obviously paranoid, and for good reason.
Doxing was pure stupidity on his part, sure, but he can't go anywhere now without somebody constantly watching him.



why didn't you dig up Patti-Chan

That is just creepy as hell. Why people still think a joke from the last decade bears repeating is beyond me.
 
I don't honestly blame them. Realistically speaking, people are just plain stalking them now, and it's giving me the creeps.
I don't blame people, Chris is a morbidly fascinating lolcow, but when it extends to going to his home, rummaging through his garbage for memorabilia and taking photos of his doghouse and driving behind him just to take anonymous pictures of him in a parking lot just for the sake of having a Chris sighting, that's when it crosses into just being disturbing.

With that said, the chances of you meeting Chris at his home are just as much as him getting married. The dude's obviously paranoid, and for good reason.
Doxing was pure stupidity on his part, sure, but he can't go anywhere now without somebody constantly watching him.





That is just creepy as hell. Why people still think a joke from the last decade bears repeating is beyond me.

It doesn't seen like the OP's intentions were that nefarious. They didn't sneak pictures of him or visit him under false pretenses, they just simply wanted to give him a present, to see how (or if) he reacted. I think that's very different from rummaging through his trash or stalking him.
 
Brother, seriously, stop giving Chris gifts and money and shit. He doesn't appreciate it, he isn't thankful and it's going to just get destroyed in the horde. Giving him money just keeps feeding his lego addiction and awful spending habits.
What if someone was trying to drop off a bible, a book of prayers for every occasion and a bunch of healthy greens like peppers, carottes and broccoli?
 
What if someone was trying to drop off a bible, a book of prayers for every occasion and a bunch of healthy greens like peppers, carottes and broccoli?

I think we can safely say that anything gifted to him that doesn't benefit him or include his interests would be considered "twolling".
It's a nice thought, though.
 
Good attempt OP and a nice gesture, but, as many have pointed out it would be utterly wasted on Chris who would AT MOST mumble some thanks, close the door on you and then bitch about the gift on FB.

Still, I do kinda get the whole Disneyland analogy and why you tried.
 
So if this is considered weening, what do we call pretending to be romantically interested in Chris so you can record hours of Chris speaking candidly to upload on the internet?
 
So if this is considered weening, what do we call pretending to be romantically interested in Chris so you can record hours of Chris speaking candidly to upload on the internet?
When it come to trolling I think it comes down to how much time and effort you put in versus how much of a response you get. (Although some trolling attempts are entertaining on their own merits such as Liquid Chris and Asperchu)
 
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Maybe I'll do the Chandlers a favor and frame a 'No Trespassing' sign and try to deliver that on my way back home at the end of the week.
You could also try sneaking in Chris' bedroom window like Clyde did when he tried to murder him.
 
Imagine if Chris wasn't hiding in the pile of stuffed animals that all men in their mid-20s would have...
 
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