Speaking of which, did anyone else notice this gem from heyyyJackiePie's photos?
The Chandlers (Barb, I'm guessing) actually have posted a "no trespassing" sign.
It's been hastily duct-taped to a hard yellow chair planted outside about 20 feet away from the house. It's sitting behind a pile of outdoor garbage and (presumably) blocked from view of the driveway by the riding lawn mower sitting in front of it.
I'm assuming that the very tresspassers that the sign is meant to ward off wouldn't be able to see it. And even if they did see that yellow chair, they'd probably assume it's just an insignificant component of the mountain of garbage surrounding it.