4/8/2015 The Visit

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Konstantinos said:
Why didn't you try to burn the house down while you were there? Surely there was enough crap in the lawn to use as tinder.
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Im fairly certain that the lawnmower and all the plastic tanks of gasoline, on their own, would have been enough.
 
Sonic Rainboom said:
Most 14 year olds can go to GameStop by themselves and not vandalize the displays, and not pepper spray the employees. Would you trust Chris to go to DC for the weekend and not get into trouble?
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Honestly that's half the reason I want him to go to one of these things...
 
Infinity said:
What's the cost of a sweetheart?
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"Over a hunnerd dollars fer a damn hooker!", according to Chris.

Sonic Rainboom said:
Most 14 year olds can go to GameStop by themselves and not vandalize the displays, and not pepper spray the employees. Would you trust Chris to go to DC for the weekend and not get into trouble?
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It's sort of interesting that one day Chris had been celebrated by Gamestop as a Grand Prize Winner in one of it's nationwide contests, and later, Chris is banned from all of them.

Can only imagine what sort of cayenne-fueled shenanigans Chris would get into at the local Kay bee Toys if the company was still around.

JSGOTI said:
Im fairly certain that the lawnmower and all the plastic tanks of gasoline, on their own, would have been enough.
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Or just get Chris a 2nd hand Keurig coffee maker and let him do the rest.
 
I don't know. I think this guy may be getting a bit too much shit if his intentions were truly just to chill with Chris. Is it autistic? Yeah, a bit. I'd have a beer with Chris but I don't think I'd buy him a gift. He really isn't hurting on Legos and the gesture would be lost on him.

The biggest problem is buying a drink or lunch for Chris without lying and tricking him is extremely difficult, if not close to impossible. Chris is paranoid so unless you're somehow at the right place at the right time it ain't going to happen and if you have to lie to Chris to even make it happen then you're kind of trolling. Also, even if you have a magical evening with that whimsical autist he'll call you a troll if he sees a thread titled "I had lunch with Chris" just because you're associating with us. He'll mark it as a troll plan and not a fun night out. Unless he needs to prove that he has friends/fans in which case he'll reference you and then go back to categorizing you as a troll right after.

Send the cells to Sammythesonicfan or whatever. Last I heard he stopped being as much of a lolcow and might appreciate them.

Edit: I kind of want to see this thread renamed "Chris turns down Sonic gift and 200 dollars worth of legos" just so when he checks the forum this might get his attention. Have the pics of the cells in the main post to establish it was legit.
 
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Leaked footage of OP:

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I'm betting every time someone rings the doorbell, a little voice echoes within the Chandler household:

"They're coming for you, Barbara... they're coming to get you, Barbara..."
 
Tsukiko said:
told ya
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Still, at least someone tried. It's not like someone from the area came by to egg the house again.

rickydarius said:
Prefire Chris had stopped living in his bedroom and moved to the living room to sleep on the couch with his mom in her chair.
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(:_(

Stud2Stud said:
I'll have to say: thinking about how Chris flips his shit when he realizes he missed the opportunity to get original cells from Sonic is kinda funny. Then again, as Tubular Monkey already pointed out, Chris would most likely just be pissed about some miniscule detail and demand more.
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Wouldn't surprise me. These cels by the way are what are referred to as "color model sheets", used in animating said character/s, not the finished production cels used in the show.

JSGOTI said:
I guess you could say bucket list, and in a perfect setting, i might been able to talk with him for a bit, maybe get a thanks.

It was only a couple hours from wgere i was going, so why not make the trip. It was... cool, to see these sights from over the years, in person. As strange as that might be, it was like sightseeing.
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And if not that, there's the alpaca farm nearby we didn't know until recently. :P

Marvin said:
Eh... not really. People have been going to 14BC for years. Hell, someone leaving a sign on Chris' helped kick off the initial trolling back in 2007/2008.

People don't go to 14BC in the middle of a dry spell. Like, I wouldn't imagine someone trying to give Chris a present, IRL, in 2013. It's only recently that Chris has been active enough to justify trips like this.
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More or less, when interest peaks is when these moments happen.

Kirby said:
If it was me though, instead of sending Chris pictures of Sonic, I'd send him a framed picture of his cat Scamper that died in the fire to at least remind the Chandlers that there is at least one human being in the world that cares that an innocent cat lost her life due to an idiotic manchild and his hoarding enabler mother who cared more about firefighters allegedly stealing literal garbage and getting legos and psn cards.

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That would've been PERFECT!
 
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