4/8/2015 The Visit

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JSGOTI said:
I guess that i should have just stolen his and barbs license plates if i wanted to be a legend. Keep a set for myself and auction the others off to the highest bidder. Lol.
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Son-Chu's plate would look really good on a wall. Just sayin'

EDIT: especially a garage wall.
 
Blottertrotter said:
Honestly, I'd probably drive an hour and a half to see all that Christory and for a remote possibility of seeing the big CWC himself. Any longer of a drive and I'd need to be certain I was gonna at least hear a stress sigh in person.
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If you know you're gonna get a guaranteed sighting, you'll get a show. Just watching how Christian goes about in public is entertaining. His facial expressions and movements are fully controlled by autism. You can tell he's paranoid someone out there is watching him, but he can't even tell it's you. It was hard to not laugh at how much of a little bitch he is in public. And he will definitely stress sigh. I always thought that was something he muttered under his breath, but no they project quite far. He must be conscious of that and held the phone/microphone away when he did these in his recordings.

JSGOTI said:
I guess that i should have just stolen his and barbs license plates if i wanted to be a legend. Keep a set for myself and auction the others off to the highest bidder. Lol.

People will think what they want, it was a fun experience for me, even if it did not pan out as i would have liked. Not that i expected it to, in the first place.
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You should of rode off on his lawn mower.
 
It is a fairly new model, probably not older than 4-5 years. My guess is that it's still in working condition but the gas is probably fucked from sitting so long.

It blows my mind just how lazy Chris is. Even fat people like mowing their lawn if they have a rider. But nope, an hour every week is too much for Chris.
 
I will freely admit that the lawn would be rather difficult to mow in its current state of being. There are little stumps from shrubs/debris from Blarb amd not much for good grass in the front yard as it stands. One hell of a dust and rock storm, though!
 
That Guy said:
It is a fairly new model, probably not older than 4-5 years. My guess is that it's still in working condition but the gas is probably fucked from sitting so long.

It blows my mind just how lazy Chris is. Even fat people like mowing their lawn if they have a rider. But nope, an hour every week is too much for Chris.
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His lawn is also completely flat, unlike most of his neighbors' yards. He is truly lazy. It'd take me probably 30 minutes start to finish to do that lawn, probably only 20, and that includes using a push mower and changing bags.
 
lipitor said:
His lawn is also completely flat, unlike most of his neighbors' yards. He is truly lazy. It'd take me probably 30 minutes start to finish to do that lawn, probably only 20, and that includes using a push mower and changing bags.
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Even at its worst, 14 BC was never more than 2 days away from being manicured and neat outside. But when one lives in a goblin hole, one is not concerned with aesthetics.
 
I live about an hour from Chris, but I've never felt compelled to approach him. Maybe the lure is stronger the farther you live from him?

MysticMisty said:
Chris can't impersonate Barb's voice. Remember when he tried to during one of Alec's phone calls? In his mind that was a perfect imitation.
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One of my favorite moments in Christory. At first I remember not being able to accept what was happening, because the little hitch in his voice was barely noticeable. Certainly if someone were this desperate to be off the phone, they'd embarrass themselves less over it. Kitty Poo in the kitchen, good lord.
 
lipitor said:
His lawn is also completely flat, unlike most of his neighbors' yards. He is truly lazy. It'd take me probably 30 minutes start to finish to do that lawn, probably only 20, and that includes using a push mower and changing bags.
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This is what blows my mind. Simple, basic lawn care is easy, especially with a rider. He wouldn't even had to work.

The mentally ill hoarder across the street did the same thing: his rider ran out of gas last year and it's sat in the same spot every since. perfectly fine rider mower but the winter was pretty bad and I imagine it'll never move again.
 
P-Logic said:
Go to the guy's house to deliver a gift, and you're a ween.

Go through his garbage to dig out his old school homework, and you're a legend.

This forum is one of the world's strangest communities.
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The term ween is applied too broadly around here. I think weenery is defined less by attempting to make contact with Chris in some way than it is by drawing attention to yourself after you've tried and failed to do so. If Skyraider had dug through Chris's garbage, found nothing, and decided to tell us about it anyway, that would have been a ween thing to do. Conversely, if the topic creator here had been invited inside 14BC and met Chris in person, and actually had an interesting story (or pictures) to share, nobody would be complaining.
 
MrTroll said:
The term ween is applied too broadly around here. I think weenery is defined less by attempting to make contact with Chris in some way than it is by drawing attention to yourself after you've tried and failed to do so. If Skyraider had dug through Chris's garbage, found nothing, and decided to tell us about it anyway, that would have been a ween thing to do. Conversely, if the topic creator here had been invited inside 14BC and met Chris in person, and actually had an interesting story (or pictures) to share, nobody would be complaining.
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See, I understand where you're coming from here, and I appreciate your analysis of the verb "ween", (which I agree with to an extent) but the motto of the CWCki is "no shit is too minor". The OP was able to provide a small amount of information relating to the details of BLC, and how Barb reacts to strangers at the door. It might be something small, but isn't that the point of this community, and the wiki?
 
lipitor said:
If you know you're gonna get a guaranteed sighting, you'll get a show. Just watching how Christian goes about in public is entertaining. His facial expressions and movements are fully controlled by autism. You can tell he's paranoid someone out there is watching him, but he can't even tell it's you. It was hard to not laugh at how much of a little bitch he is in public. And he will definitely stress sigh. I always thought that was something he muttered under his breath, but no they project quite far. He must be conscious of that and held the phone/microphone away when he did these in his recordings.
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i thought he'd be boring as shit to see IRL beyond his weird fashion choices, but...i'm picturing him as an idling video game sprite, standing in one spot, sighing loudly and glancing around for twolls every half-second. does he act inconvenienced by every little thing like an old society lady?
 
JSGOTI said:
Ive explored abandon prison facilities, crumbling homes, condemned mills and what i think was an old mental facility; could never confirm it. Id say 14BC is much safer than at least some of those.
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I left a gift in his lawn and it took him a month to notice it in the overgrowth. We all didn't want to leave the car when we saw the house. Living in a hick town during my childhood sort of made that sight commonplace but normally houses in that bad of shape are not located in cul de sacs in a well populated yet rural town. This all makes it seem much much worse.
but yeah there is something alluring about "hey I'm 45 minutes from christory, I need to check it out.". I went to see pvcc , which is a gorgeous campus and the game place which has a bizarre incline to its parking lot, making it all the easier to run down Jews with.


I did purchase a pvcc mug and snapped a photo of two jerkops
 
Bronchitis that Lingers said:
See, I understand where you're coming from here, and I appreciate your analysis of the verb "ween", (which I agree with to an extent) but the motto of the CWCki is "no shit is too minor". The OP was able to provide a small amount of information relating to the details of BLC, and how Barb reacts to strangers at the door. It might be something small, but isn't that the point of this community, and the wiki?
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Well, that ultimately comes down to the judgment of the moderators. On occasion, threads actually have been locked/merged because their shit was, in fact, too minor (usually very brief Facebook updates that don't contain anything of interest). It's not my call and I don't really care either way, but in my personal opinion this thread doesn't shed any new light on how Barb deals with unwanted attention.
 
MrTroll said:
The term ween is applied too broadly around here. I think weenery is defined less by attempting to make contact with Chris in some way than it is by drawing attention to yourself after you've tried and failed to do so. If Skyraider had dug through Chris's garbage, found nothing, and decided to tell us about it anyway, that would have been a ween thing to do. Conversely, if the topic creator here had been invited inside 14BC and met Chris in person, and actually had an interesting story (or pictures) to share, nobody would be complaining.
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Meh. He has been pretty self-effacing about it. He told us he had a plan to knock on Chris door and offer him a gift. We told him it wouldn't work. He said he knew that, but he was going to give it a shot for the hell of it. He did, and briefly told us what happened. He never promised us more or claimed he was the prankster of the year.

My opinion, although I am not in any position of authority on the forum, is that this is mildly amusing and within the rules. The only risk is that it becomes a dumbfuck trend.

Things can be mildly funny or interesting the first time round, and then go downhill pretty quickly. Hell, the first time someone yelled JULAY was probably worth a laugh or two, but now it has lost its charm.
 
Cotton Puddings said:
i thought he'd be boring as shit to see IRL beyond his weird fashion choices, but...i'm picturing him as an idling video game sprite, standing in one spot, sighing loudly and glancing around for twolls every half-second. does he act inconvenienced by every little thing like an old society lady?
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I remember @heyyyJackiePie and I were standing there watching him walk around and he was just bellowing stress sighs and heyyyjackiepie looked over at me and said "dramatic little fucker isn't he". It is an apt way to describe observing him in public. He acts like he's putting on a performance for some invisible sentient force that will feel bad for him and shower him with favor. He Charlie Browns it hard, even when he doesn't think anyone is watching.
 
lipitor said:
I remember @heyyyJackiePie and I were standing there watching him walk around and he was just bellowing stress sighs and heyyyjackiepie looked over at me and said "dramatic little fucker isn't he". It is an apt way to describe observing him in public. He acts like he's putting on a performance for some invisible sentient force that will feel bad for him and shower him with favor. He Charlie Browns it hard, even when he doesn't think anyone is watching.
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Is it Chris being a Drama Queen or maybe is it Chris is so out of shape that even walking from his car in the judge's parking space such exertion for the Snowflake that he's out of breath by the time he reaches the front door?
 
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