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So an /r9k/ anon tried auditioning for the lead singer of Nirvana.

https://boards.4chan.org/r9k/thread/43858201 - https://archive.is/feIfl
https://boards.4chan.org/b/thread/762774001 - https://archive.is/TtiOp

I won't post the videos of the actual event, but holy shit.

I watched most of the video (long one with the poor mother finding her son and first responders arriving), you know you've been too much on the internet when a mother crying for her son is getting under your skin more than the act itself :crocodile:
 
I have no soul, so I'll post the suicide video. NSFL.
https://www.bitchute.com/video/uyC8TwiLoNS6/
It's really eerie how calm and clinical the cops are when they find the body. At one point you can even hear them chuckling over something even though they're in a room covered in a teenager's brains.

I watched most of the video (long one with the poor mother finding her son and first responders arriving), you know you've been too much on the internet when a mother crying for her son is getting under your skin more than the act itself :crocodile:
I think it's normal. The dead person isn't suffering anymore, the pain is all on their relatives. That poor mom is gonna be traumatized for life now.

So an /r9k/ anon tried auditioning for the lead singer of Nirvana.

https://boards.4chan.org/r9k/thread/43858201 - https://archive.is/feIfl
https://boards.4chan.org/b/thread/762774001 - https://archive.is/TtiOp

I won't post the videos of the actual event, but holy shit.
Hahaha, holy shit. The second thread you posted where the conversation about the suicide devolves into arguments about whether or not asscheeks spread when you shit is pure gold.
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Mods added a word filter for soy. Went about as well as you'd expect.
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I love how blind they are to the fact that it isn't getting filtered because "muh leftists", it's because it's becoming so prevalent and cancerous, with soyboy threads on literally EVERY non-porn board and comments full of "Fucking leftist soyboy cucks" that it's become as bad as the niggerposting that resulted in the desu/sempai filters.
 
I love how blind they are to the fact that it isn't getting filtered because "muh leftists", it's because it's becoming so prevalent and cancerous, with soyboy threads on literally EVERY non-porn board and comments full of "Fucking leftist soyboy cucks" that it's become as bad as the niggerposting that resulted in the desu/sempai filters.
It's the exact same identity politics that they claim to be against. It's a good thing though, because it separates the r/the_donald refugees from the rest of the site populous.
 
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