Plagued 4chan - the Internet hate machine

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Will the 4chan hack be the end of it?

  • Yes, goodbye forever 4chan

    Votes: 1,031 18.5%

  • No, they will rise from the ashes, stronger than ever

    Votes: 343 6.2%

  • This will rattle them but it will be forgotten about next week

    Votes: 2,322 41.6%

  • I am just here for the janny phonebooking

    Votes: 1,093 19.6%

  • What the fuck is 4chan

    Votes: 218 3.9%

  • Yotsuba&!

    Votes: 569 10.2%
  • Total voters
    5,576
Hand Banana said:
Rate the art of the /ic/ jannies

>bezdomny
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>itsukarine
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The other 3 deleted, sadly. But considering the other two jannies work we can assume they are also either degenerate furfaggots or loliggers
>klassicjelly(deleted)
>Sloppy9000(deleted)
>x_True_Love(?)
I could only find a shitter in Chinese, dunno if its them.
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On one hand the bara furfag has a good grasp of landscape art. But on the other, the lolicon's art speaks more to the modern condition.
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chrivbert said:
It would take a *well-maintained* website weeks to reinstall its whole system
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It would take minutes to spin up a new server and install the necessary packages, plus do the needful hardening etc. The only thing that'd really take time is getting the codebase up to speed for whatever version PHP is at now. Security is a waste of time, that's what Cloudflare is for :)
 
crystallography said:
What a day it's been, huh?

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Honestly its all a bit cathartic, 4chan has been some kind of monolith, frozen in time for me; I can think of all these other platforms that have died over time, but 4chan has remained, even if its original spirit has been completely hollowed out as the internet marches forward into becoming a general public hug box for corporations and the common denominator. Its nice to see it explode, maybe a symbol we can move on. A space frozen in time cannot make space for new structures, its important that we destroy the places of the past that no longer serve a purpose, so that we can form new places to carry its spirit, in whatever form it takes.
 
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primaryaccount said:
If the leaked source code didn't have more holes in it than you can count, I'd say they'll come back and this barely hurt them. But it is looking more and more like you simply cannot bring back this website in its current form.
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chrivbert said:
It would take a *well-maintained* website weeks to reinstall its whole system (FreeBSD 10.1 -> 14.2 or ideally -> Linux), identify every vulnerability in its now-exposed source code and patch them (4chan's tranny developers inept and couldn't do this even in a very maintainable source code, let alone their extremely poorly written monolithic .php files) and replace the members of staff who will now undoubtedly resign (good luck finding new ones). Not to mention how extremely lazy and slow-working 4chan staff normally is (routine maintenance takes down the site for 10 hours at a time).

It will take them MONTHS. And once those retards realize it will take months AT THE MINIMUM, they will give up. The only hope is hiroshimoot coughing up some money for new developers, but I doubt he cares about his drunk purchase enough to do that.
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It's all very simple indian tier PHP5-era code that'll probably take minimum effort if any to get up running on PHP 8. Apparently mysqli is deprecated in PHP 8, but outside of the strange moving parts (e.g the PDF parsing) there's very little attack surface.
 
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Ah hell. With the PDF share thread gone there goes my place to get new/obscure homebrew.

But in any case TOTAL JANNY DEATH. Kill jannies. Behead jannies. Roundhouse kick a janny into the concrete. Slam dunk a janny NEET into the trashcan. Crucify filthy janitors. Defecate in a janny's Hot Pockets. Launch jannies into the sun. Stir fry jannies in a wok. Toss jannies into active volcanoes. Urinate into a janny's gas tank. Judo throw jannies into a wood chipper. Twist jannies' heads off. Report jannies to the IRS. Karate chop jannies in half. Curb stomp fat retarded jannies. Trap jannies in quicksand. Crush jannies in the trash compactor. Liquefy jannies in a vat of acid. Eat jannies. Dissect jannies. Exterminate jannies in the gas chamber. Stomp janny skulls with steel toed boots. Cremate jannies in the oven. Lobotomize jannies. Mandatory castrations for jannies. Grind janny corpses in the garbage disposal. Drown jannies in fried tendie grease. Vaporize jannies with a ray gun. Kick fat jannies down the stairs. Feed jannies to alligators. Slice jannies with a katana.
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TOTAL JANNY DEATH.
 
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Null said:
;_; imageboards will never be fun again

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Time never sits still, but still...

Do not go gentle into that good night,
Old age should burn and rave at close of day;

Rage, rage against the dying of the light.

Though wise men at their end know dark is right,

Because their words had forked no lightning they

Do not go gentle into that good night.

Good men, the last wave by, crying how bright

Their frail deeds might have danced in a green bay,

Rage, rage against the dying of the light.

Wild men who caught and sang the sun in flight,

And learn, too late, they grieved it on its way,
Do not go gentle into that good night.

Grave men, near death, who see with blinding sight

Blind eyes could blaze like meteors and be gay,

Rage, rage against the dying of the light.

And you, my father, there on the sad height,
Curse, bless, me now with your fierce tears, I pray.

Do not go gentle into that good night.
Rage, rage against the dying of the light.

--Dylan Thomas
 
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chrivbert said:
The only hope is hiroshimoot coughing up some money for new developers, but I doubt he cares about his drunk purchase enough to do that.
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There is no fucking way Hiro would bother coughing up real money to fix any of this. If he actually cared, he would have had some code monkeys to maintain the site instead of jannies plugging the leaks with duct tape. 4chan is just a source of passive income to him. The most likely outcomes are either:
  1. He just dumps it because he thinks it's not worth the effort
  2. He sells it to somebody else and it becomes their problem
 
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Go figure one of the jannies is a lolicon piss lover - "itsukarine"

Tried to find the other /gif/ mods socials and what not but they are too vague to find or overlap with other search results even despite looking through major social medias etc. New to posting so let me know the best way I should post it.
Here's the link for zer deviant art and here's their mastodon. Go figure a tranny into lolicon is letting blacked and trannies overtake the board.
 
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