Plagued 4chan - the Internet hate machine

[Nappy]

Sorry but spoken like a boomer.

I am really and sincerely getting too old for this. The world belongs to the newfags.
And that's all right.

 

[YOU'RE TAKING TOO LONG]

So now that I’ve had over 24 hours without 4chan I’ve managed to:

• Get jacked
• Get a girlfriend
• Graduate college
• Get married
• Become a millionaire
• Have kids

What about you guys?

I have become the King and Lord of the Underworld, opened the gates of Hell, began the Second Renaissance, dropped several Space Colonies, and I discovered why kids love the taste of Cinnamon Toast Crunch.

 

[Catastrophically Retarded]

• Dear Feeder does botched maintenance and fixes everything quickly
• 4chan troons get assraped
• Kiwi gets flooded with rapefugees
• ??????
• Profit ?

 

[Retink Retunk]

So only posting white dicks is allowed?

No, that's not allowed either unless it's Destiny, but 4channers don't post those anyway.

 

[Maximilian Rez D'Fault]

I specifically remember first seeing Zoe Quinn mentioned on /v/ because she was trying to grift her shitty 'game' Depression Quest using the suicide of Robin Williams which rubbed a lot of people the wrong way which made them start digging into her past.

So you tryna tell me if the genie from alladin was still alive none of this would have happened?

 

[DonScion7]

I wonder how many people actually think that any "presidential" shabbos goy meat muppet is not a mere bipedal doll to be paraded around and spew the words it's been told to spew?
It's just a bit bewildering that people take these political theatrics for real. There are people who believe cuckvid-19 was actually real and not a world wide smoke screen.

Is it just the horsefucker or do all newfags have a mark

 

[Eddie Gluskin]

I am really and sincerely getting too old for this. The world belongs to the newfags.
And that's all right.

Think about the world newfags are inheriting though. Is it fixable?

 

[Willow Singe’s Secrets]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAH THE VT ADMINS

/vt/: Apheliot, BananaMan, BoxOfWarCrimes, Circumspice, d66if, famichiki, Green, Ikuchan, LampBook, Secondary, StarlightNebula, Turing, w370

IM GONNA DIG SO FUCKING HARD ON THESE FAGGOTS

 

[Seto Muthafukin' Kaiba]

This whole event has me very nostalgic, the Internet really was alot of fun back in the day, it wasnt so serious. I can say now the Internet is much lonelier somehow, despite how readily available it is to everyone all the time, and how easy it is to chat or talk with almost anyone, I feel less tempted than ever to do so; I look over at my own chat rooms and they're largely inactive these days, only stopping in for major events or occasions. I really dont know what the solution is to this, but its fun to think back on when it wasnt this way.

The solution is to simply accept the fact that the internet is raped and isolate yourself from it.

 

[AnOminous]

It's the Big Lie, they have to repeat it often because the narrative building around that was such bullshit and so much of what they do today is predicated on GamerGate like it's their own personal 9/11. The need for more "diversity, representation, inclusion" is because gaming was too white, male and toxic before and it needs to be fixed. Leftists believe that problematic people or communities have problematic voodoo that indoctrinates those people, so gaming being a hotbed of "radicalization" is also a problem.

 

[Antoninus Elagabalus]

Seems like Sharty has figured out which jannies/mods were assigned to which boards.

https://www.soyjak.st/raid/thread/173435.html#q173551

Spoiler: /tg/ rogue's gallery

Isosceles, nostril, notgetting, PreciseV5, PurpleGoblin, scrubadour, Skarvola, sleepycat, TH0RN, Urist, Valais

i do like that i can see that the boards i liked had like 3 jannies max, and then i look at /v/ over here, in maximum security.

 

[100%black]

So now that I’ve had over 24 hours without 4chan I’ve managed to:

• Get jacked
• Get a girlfriend
• Graduate college
• Get married
• Become a millionaire
• Have kids

What about you guys?

I had a tryst with a woman called 'Jobama's wife' and now she's saying she's pregnant??? I am so fucked.

 

[LinkinParkxNaruto[AMV]]

Why would you feel bad for me the royal me, anon? I

because 4chan might come back and you'll start pissing in bottles again.

 

[cutefluffwon]

It would take minutes to spin up a new server and install the necessary packages, plus do the needful hardening etc. The only thing that'd really take time is getting the codebase up to speed for whatever version PHP is at now. Security is a waste of time, that's what Cloudflare is for

With the amount of data 4chan is serving, it would take several days to transfer the database and static assetsat least.

 

[Devolve]

The solution is to simply accept the fact that the internet is raped and isolate yourself from it.

 

[Eddie Gluskin]

because 4chan might come back and you'll start pissing in bottles again.

Nope! I cleaned all the bottles out my room today and they didn't even have human waste in them!

 

[VIPPER?]

to nu-channer tourists saying racial slurs is /pol/lite... shocking. /pol/ complainers were the worst trannies on that site

There's a difference between going to /g/ and saying "jeets took my job" in the webdev thread vs starting a thread yourself to complain about sikh conspiracies to psyop you through anime gfs

 

[chrischanfan]

For those unaware mootle's fixation (the one that caused the 2014 Gamergate fiasco that more or less killed the site) was a Gawker employee named Mallory Blair Greitzer. Mallory and Zoe Quinn got along for whatever reason. Ben Garrison (yes that one) mocked mootikin's one-sided crush by doing his own research, talking to the girl, hearing what she had to say on the matter and releasing this drawing before news of Moot's departure broke anywhere:
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He had the prep the bull shit on loop on /pol/ what a bitch move, never liked the guy nor the way everyone sucked his dick

 

[Al Jolson]

Is it just the horsefucker or do all newfags have a mark

Just the ones we’re putting on a train to the camps

With the amount of data 4chan is serving, it would take several days to transfer the database and static assetsat least.

and no the whole thing is a gig or a terabyte, They delete /expire/archive content . For the same reason they can just deploy an empty board/site and let people make new threads.

 

[UnFuNnYmEmE]

Lidl is null now?

Lidl is null wearing a dress and makeup, I've been saying this for years.