Dear Anon,
I noticed an over 9000 pages of eulogy to 4chan and I had to join in oldfriends. Here's to 4chan, which was a close friend to me when I came to accept myself as an anti-social teen freak unfit for society. A friend which gave me laughter and shelter from the storm. I started lurking 16 years ago, for all the irrevocable harm it's done me(I read that in his voice) I've been an on/off degenerate, chronic masturbator, once upon a time I had sex with a bonafide human woman, took her out to a fancy restaraunt, and then I permadeleted an entire asian ladyboy stash all for this woman who I thought I loved and that she loved me back. No foolin'. And how did she repay me for this chivalry???
Got everyone I know to call me a fag relentlessly and she won't return my calls. Who would know how much I sacrificed?? Who was there for me? I'll tell you. Retard savants with that irreverent genius which could only be molded by lone wolf spergs, or those normie passing autists who had come back from the outside to share wisdom, often ghastly stories of the hypnoworld. Anonymous brothers who'd beat me up for my folly and pick me up to live again. I've kicked my porn habits and that was a walk in the park compared to my attempts at leaving 4chan (even with its quality dilution over the years). I'll miss those long gone, lifesaving greentexts which never got a screenshot and are fueling the aether to sweeten God's nectar, but today, it is time, time to stand on my own 2 achy atrophied feet and declare independence and pay my due respect. I spit on your grave, with love. R.I.P worldwidewebdotfourchandotorg.
P.S. I like the farms, but I won't lose years of my life while here like I did elsewhere so I think coming to this place is best for me. Maybe I'll clean my room with some of the extra time. I know there is a massive influx of refuganons who will forget their account once chan comes back online because they're so eager to see scat and black cocks on the screen like Christmas lights. But, to me kiwifarms is a retirement vacation home to relax on a couple days per week. I'm a broken retard leaving my cave to climb mountains. Thanks for reading my blogpost. Whatever happens, happens. See ya later, spaceniggers.