4chan - the Internet hate machine

[Kodos]

If they want to make fun of me for appreciating the 4chan Team, they can go right ahead

 

[Hamstirer]

Ever heard of Philosophia Perennis you whoreson dogsbody? Wisdom is everywhere, even Islam and Judaism. Myopic fool

 

[Anonymous8330]

Can't stand these April 16th newfags. Truly a cursed date on our kiwi farm

 

[Wodanaz]

The only thing I miss from 4chan is /egg/ or Engineering Games General on /vg/. I should start a thread for it in the games subforum.

 

[Shiggy Diggy Niggy]

Won't pretend I'm not a retarded refugee. I just made this account a few minutes ago. I've received more bans from posting on /vt/ than any other board, which is insane because it's like a year old. Needless to say, I have vendetta against the brown pedo jannies that moderate that shit hole. I've compiled the already available information on them, as well as results from HIBP. Only problem is I'm a top of the bell curve retard who has no idea how to actually track down these breaches to look for names/usernames. One of these retarded SEAmonkeys used their University of Michigan .edu email. I think he's probably going to be the easiest to find.

 

[mentally retarded user]

What a massive faggot.

I know it's not productive to browbeat your team during a catastrophe, especially when you deliberately hired troons who perpetually exist on the verge of suicide, but blowing smoke up their ass to this degree is equally as stupid. I see a lot of acknowledgement there was a breach and trying (really struggling) to understand how the breach happened, but not a lot of "Why did it happen?" Since these are the same people who implemented shit like captcha automatically failing if you don't meet some automated bot test for prior posts (I'm sure that was never abused) I expect that question will never be answered. Shit decisions like taking down /qa/ keeps creating enemies who will happily make your life worse.

Trannyjannies are the saviors of the site culture even though the main reason the board got hacked was to get all their emails and IPs because they are massive fucking faggots.

 

[Seymour Duncan]

Is there a specific reason why the 4chan admins aren’t giving a timeline as to when the site will be so back lol

Because of how unfathomably nightmarish the scenario is. A gigantic rickety shitpile of a PHP application that's just a decade's worth of sloppy patches on top of sloppy patches is hugely annoying but not really the end of the world, but if that is also relying on frameworks from 10-15 years ago and now you suddenly have to port all that shit to a clean slate systems with all new packages and you're doing it on a timeframe of "oh shit", you're in actual fire and brimstone and demons with pitchforks hell. That monstrosity will devour even grizzled veterans of legacy bullshit administration, inept code jannies can only curl up in a corner and hope it goes away.

 

[ObeseScreamingBlackMan]

Any updates on the 4happening? I just woke up

The moderation and admin team at 4chan continue to be

> gay
> niggers
> faggots

Or, gay niggerfaggots, if you will.

 

[Arturo]

A gigantic rickety shitpile of a PHP application that's just a decade's worth of sloppy patches on top of sloppy patches isn't the end of the world, but if that is also relying on frameworks from 10-15 years ago and now you suddenly have to port all that shit to the newest version yesterday on a clean slate system, you're in actual fire and brimstone and demons with pitchforks hell. That monstrosity will devour even grizzled veterans of legacy bullshit administration, inept code jannies can only curl up in a corner and hope it goes away.

This is exactly why I didn't trust the mod in IRC who said "3 days". There is SO MUCH work to do to get 4chan back online.

 

[starborn427614]

I remember when the boards were merged and /co/ and /ck/ got combined into /cock/. Sounds silly, was actually comfy.

 

[GluttonousManSlob]

>literally no one appreciates these demented trannies trying to force culture change
nigga can't even tell a funny joke to save his worthless life.
it's like he never heard that every action HAS A REACTION.
though i must concede he helped people with VPN posting, kek.

The consensus I've gotten from this thread is that everyone from every board hates the jannies and mods. It's universal animosity. Yet RapeApe is saying flowery shit like 'I love all my staff and they do such a good job.' If they're doing such a good job, how come everyone fucking hates them and wants them gone?

Now, I won't pretend the Sharty wouldn't try to dox them even if they did a good job, but would you see the same kind of response if people didn't hate them?

 

[mentally retarded user]

This is exactly why I didn't trust the mod in IRC who said "3 days". There is SO MUCH work to do to get 4chan back online.

It will be up tomorrow.
They are switching to vichan, 4chan is now an alt-board.

 

[Seymour Duncan]

I remember when the boards were merged and /co/ and /ck/ got combined into /cock/. Sounds silly, was actually comfy.

The board merger was the best April Fools thing ever devised and it's fucking stupid that the DO4E thing didn't just revisit that, with the slower boards being progressively merged into the faster ones to make some truly nightmarish combinations.

 

[Mister Fister]

Have you ever read of the precision to which a parasite can change the behavior of its host? It’s absolutely mind bending.

Like Jews and boomers.

 

[COME ON OUT YOU RAPIST]

The consensus I've gotten from this thread is that everyone from every board hates the jannies and mods. It's universal animosity. Yet RapeApe is saying flowery shit like 'I love all my staff and they do such a good job.' If they're doing such a good job, how come everyone fucking hates them and wants them gone?

Because he's a middle-management faggot who will be totally worthless during the entire time 4chan is recoded and brought back to life. I've seen people like this a million times. It's also hard to believe this is the same guy who would send gay porn to journalists, so something doesn't add up.

Now, I won't pretend the Sharty wouldn't try to dox them even if they did a good job

If they did a good job, Sharty wouldn't even exist. /qa/ turned into a Soyjak zone because the designated Question and Answer board, which was made to talk to the jannies because everyone was complaining about the poor "job" they did, stopped receiving any answers from mods. Everyone realized it was a farce, so they began posting in a farcical way. Then the board was closed because they raided /lgbt/, which is apparently the most valuable board on the website (probably more than /a/) because clearly everyone on the 4chan team is a massive fucking faggot.

It boggles the mind.

 

[Longsword]

The jannies may not be paid, but they did earn the coveted "Appreciated, but not enough to actually do anything to protect our privacy for over a decade" award.

 

[ButtReaper]

I wonder if Hiro will just give up and pass the torch lol

I think he did to RapeApe since he seems to be the main admin of the site.

 

[blackface enthusiast]

What a massive faggot.

I know it's not productive to browbeat your team during a catastrophe, especially when you deliberately hired troons who perpetually exist on the verge of suicide, but blowing smoke up their ass to this degree is equally as stupid. I see a lot of acknowledgement there was a breach and trying (really struggling) to understand how the breach happened, but not a lot of "Why did it happen?" Since these are the same people who implemented shit like captcha automatically failing if you don't meet some automated bot test for prior posts (I'm sure that was never abused) I expect that question will never be answered. Shit decisions like taking down /qa/ keeps creating enemies who will happily make your life worse.

It's corncobbing, it's posturing, it's owning the a-logs. That other janny posted a video of him shooting guns as some tough guy posturing. These guys have that SomethingAwful post-irony shit where they snark their way out of every situation and can't show the haters that they're down.

 

[shitoko]

Email from RapeApe

https://voca.ro/1b9vyl5aUpRO

 

[WWEISFORFAGS]

had my first instance of forgetting my loved one was dead and clicking the pw bookmark. Not sure what stage of grief this is.