Plagued 4chan - the Internet hate machine

[AnOminous]

this is the first time in, all the decades I've been on the internet, that I've made any sort of account on any sort of forum and I am hating every minute of it

It's like prison rape. It only hurts if you struggle.

 

[Lovely Kin]

All he ever had to do was modernize the site. There were plug-and-play imageboard backends sitting out in the open, but somehow he stuck with the same rotting PHP spaghetti for years. At least he finally got his Coursera cybersecurity certificate. Maybe now he understands what a port is.

Japanese people aren't good with modern technology, if anything, he would fuck it up and cause more of a mess.

 

[YoRHa No. 2 Type B]

Lord knows what Gen Alpha is gonna unleash to the world. Those kids grew up on tiktok and cocomelon.

If my 6 year old cousin is anything to go off, the world is genuinely cooked. She watches Cocomelon 24/7 and will have a temper tantrum for the ages if its not available for any reason.
I would have thought a 6 year old is too old for that stuff but I am proven wrong every time at family events.

 

["Controlled Demolition"]

One of the worst parts of neo-4chan was that a significant amount of people lost – or never had – the ability to ignore attentionwhoring retards. Namefags, tripfags, avatarfags, pointless arguefags, niggers, label them whatever you want, they suffer from the same disease. It's another form of "don't pozload my neghole", and while it may not make the retard stop, it'll keep them sedated and languishing in their own filth. Bait used to be ignored, then it was pointed out, and now it is gobbled up hook, line and sinker.

 

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hi 4tran

 

[ProlapsedDelight]

Because it's a smoking gun to a conspiracy and fear many of us have had; that the site was basically just being ran like edgier Reddit.
Not only had the quality of the site and it's users tanked, all the fears of bots, shills, janny cabals and inner circles have all been confirmed. Alot of people outside of desperate addicts aren't going to want to deal with that shit.

At that point just go to Reddit. Same basic fucking experience.

if anything i think that this place resembles reddit way more than 4chan ever could, with all the arrogant smugness and "our own shit doesn't stink" attitude. but you know that's just like my opinion man.

 

[Vecna]

Japanese people aren't good with modern technology, if anything, he would fuck it up and cause more of a mess.

Have faith! Hiroshimoot is probably faxing the dev team step-by-step instructions on how to update deprecated software right now

 

[AnOminous]

I wish all the jannies were as good as Lowtax
that was a man who knew when he had overstayed his welcome
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Lowtax was a fag and a cuck. I hated him.

Okay, mootles was a fag and a cuck too. But I loved him. Don't blame me.

 

[Longsword]

if anything i think that this place resembles reddit way more than 4chan ever could, with all the arrogant smugness and "our own shit doesn't stink" attitude. but you know that's just like my opinion man.

Nigger

 

[FagofCeremonies]

rich coming from a generation that has never discipled zoomers to do anything they value. Maybe if you fags were at the very least courteous about their presence instead of just immediately villifying them, they wouldn't have become braindead shitposters who see no value in the things you grew up with. It was your generation’s fault that zoomers turned out the way they did. You fags basically left them to their own devices while they were growing up. You knew they were being raised with garbage content on their smartphones. You knew it was detrimental to their development, but you fags never intervened. Millenilols only have themselves to blame if zoomers went full Duchamp on them because they never taught on anything you hold near and dear. Lord knows what Gen Alpha is gonna unleash to the world. Those kids grew up on tiktok and cocomelon.

Nigger what are you even on about? It’s the parent’s responsibility to make sure that doesn’t happen. My parents aren’t fucking millennials and yours shouldn’t be either unless you’re 12.
Millennials can be blamed for the Gen Alpha niggers though.

 

[Three4Free]

Even if the site goes back up, it's honestly over. It spiritually died years ago. You're an idiot if you want to interact with the soulless reanimated corpse of a website lol. Chicken jockey is far from an honorable death but it's better if stays dead.

I agree. This is why I suspect that some high level fuckery is on the horizon. Too many narrative-destroying events took place on the boards. Epstein's "death" was leaked on 4Chan hours before it was reported in the news. Those weird amyloid clots that are growing in people was also leaked on 4Chan by a freaked out scientist. Even in their current state, the boards are a huge liability for anyone who is attempting to craft a bullshit narrative. We all know the technocracy is about to step out of the shadows. This is plain as day. All it needs is an inciting event.

 

[FPTMIU]

I think he an hero'd. I remember threads talking about it and he never showed up afterwards

Depressing if that is the case, I don't like the guy but a loss of life is always tragic. I'll just hope my headcanon of him realizing he was an autist and moving on is true.

 

[YoRHa No. 2 Type B]

Have faith! Hiroshimoot is probably faxing the dev team step-by-step instructions on how to update deprecated software right now

Fax? I would have thought he would be sending floppy disks through the mail.

 

[Hank_MC]

One of the worst parts of neo-4chan was that a significant amount of people lost – or never had – the ability to ignore attentionwhoring retards. Namefags, tripfags, avatarfags, pointless arguefags, niggers, label them whatever you want, they suffer from the same disease. It's another form of "don't pozload my neghole", and while it may not make the retard stop, it'll keep them sedated and languishing in their own filth. Bait used to be ignored, then it was pointed out, and now it is gobbled up hook, line and sinker.

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Thanks for reminding me that were were bronyniggerfags on 4chan, that is something I will never miss about 4chan

 

[ProlapsedDelight]

if anything i think that this place resembles reddit way more than 4chan ever could, with all the arrogant smugness and "our own shit doesn't stink" attitude. but you know that's just like my opinion man.

not to even mention the updoots, but i kinda like them because they hit my dopamine receptors and make me feel warm and fuzzy.

 

[Rave3n]

rich coming from a generation that has never discipled zoomers to do anything they value. Maybe if you fags were at the very least courteous about their presence instead of just immediately villifying them, they wouldn't have become braindead shitposters who see no value in the things you grew up with. It was your generation’s fault that zoomers turned out the way they did. You fags basically left them to their own devices while they were growing up. You knew they were being raised with garbage content on their smartphones. You knew it was detrimental to their development, but you fags never intervened. Millenilols only have themselves to blame if zoomers went full Duchamp on them because they never taught on anything you hold near and dear. Lord knows what Gen Alpha is gonna unleash to the world. Those kids grew up on tiktok and cocomelon.

>Blames everyone for his failings
This is why nobody likes you, you have no self agency and point fingers like a no account woman
You are all literally feminized twinks

 

[Fae Supremacist]

All he ever had to do was modernize the site. There were plug-and-play imageboard backends sitting out in the open, but somehow he stuck with the same rotting PHP spaghetti for years. At least he finally got his Coursera cybersecurity certificate. Maybe now he understands what a port is.

That's why I think this hack was a great thing to happen outside of the immediate reward of laughing at jannies.
The site will have to change administration, be sold, update everything, or shut down, and all are preferable to stagnation.

 

[Lovely Kin]

Have faith! Hiroshimoot is probably faxing the dev team step-by-step instructions on how to update deprecated software right now

It's on a floppy disk somewhere, I just know it!

 

[Purple Francis]

Lowtax was a fag and a cuck. I hated him.

Okay, mootles was a fag and a cuck too. But I loved him. Don't blame me.

Don't shit talk lowtax, that hero killed lowtax.

 

[Hank_MC]

>Blames everyone for his failings
This is why nobody likes you, you have no self agency and point fingers like a no account woman
You are all literally feminized twinks

are you mentally challenged?.