4chan - the Internet hate machine

Will the 4chan hack be the end of it?

  • Yes, goodbye forever 4chan

    Votes: 904 18.2%
  • No, they will rise from the ashes, stronger than ever

    Votes: 252 5.1%
  • This will rattle them but it will be forgotten about next week

    Votes: 2,134 42.9%
  • I am just here for the janny phonebooking

    Votes: 1,009 20.3%
  • What the fuck is 4chan

    Votes: 179 3.6%
  • Yotsuba&!

    Votes: 493 9.9%

  • Total voters
    4,971
This makes me suspect that taking the board down was a glow-op even more. Internet spergs can't into delayed gratification. The level of willpower required to delay pulling the trigger for that long is unachievable for them.
The very fact a crime was committed, bragged about and earned international attention, and yet there's no one in handcuffs is sus. You go commit a crime there and brag about it online and see how long you stay out of handcuffs for.
 
Reminder that she became a full blown hoe
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Always surprises me when people you never expect start thirst trapping
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Can't they just stop whining and start hiring actual people on minimum wage ?
no, nobody who makes minimum wage is capable of maintaining a website

And if they fuck up, they earn a termination notice !
cool, yeah, we have so many jannies we can just churn and burn them

Honestly, they must have some money on the side of the LLC, or where they eking out a small margin to not sink into bankruptcy ? If the jannies were paid they would take this seriously and not just be retards with a smidge of power shitting everywhere.
if the jannies were paid I would just hate them more
 
I feel like the longest a zoomer would have held off on doing this would be a month and that’s pushing it.
I’m assuming zoomer because the hacker is avatarfagging as a dangonroper witch girl.
Depend on the people, I think I would have made a documentary "The hidden side of 4chan... THE JANNIES ! ". I mean it must be fascinating to see even a year hidden in the jannie's crowd.
You could even document case by case, what happened in correlation on the public side, how it behave usually etc.
 
This makes me suspect that taking the board down was a glow-op even more. Internet spergs can't into delayed gratification. The level of willpower required to delay pulling the trigger for that long is unachievable for them.
I'm open to believing anything, but it's extremely unlikely that a typical soyteen did this. That site glows though so maybe he is a typical teen. I can't access it now and I failed to take a screenshot, but I assume everyone has seen the shit about the soyjak children's youtube channel where they target kids with soyjak ABC and 123 videos.
 
A fun fact about those fungi is that they actually hijack muscles in a similar way to how neurons connect to muscle fibers. From what I remember they also cause the muscles to flex so much that they die(and thus lock their jaws in place permanently). Essentially it forces a deadly cramp in their jaws.
 

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The 4chan faggots can fuck of. 99% of them either are pedophiles, undiscovered lolcows or permanent moms basement dwellers. Having them on your site is just downsides.
 
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