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Will the 4chan hack be the end of it?

  • Yes, goodbye forever 4chan

    Votes: 1,034 18.5%
  • No, they will rise from the ashes, stronger than ever

    Votes: 344 6.1%
  • This will rattle them but it will be forgotten about next week

    Votes: 2,332 41.7%
  • I am just here for the janny phonebooking

    Votes: 1,096 19.6%
  • What the fuck is 4chan

    Votes: 219 3.9%
  • Yotsuba&!

    Votes: 572 10.2%

  • Total voters
    5,597
So I just found out this thread exists on /pol/. And /pol/ gonna /pol/ and say we're more pathetic than they are.
(archived because 4chan)
Descends immediately into what the fuck is a Kiwi Farm and post timestamped gunt plz shitposts.
The nice thing about this is that it's a clear baitpost from someone looking for a laugh, and /pol/ seems to understand it shouldn't be taken seriously.
 
Because the bigots at Google fixed their mistake and realized it was the Yoruba and not the Somali who speak in OOGA BOOGA.
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On an unrelated note:
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Can someone tell me the story behind Dissection-chan? I can't find that much about it except that the copypasta was fake but the pics are real apparently. Is some of it edited? Why is her vagina purple? How did the person who took the pictures have access to the body and freedom to do these things without being caught?
 
Can someone tell me the story behind Dissection-chan? I can't find that much about it except that the copypasta was fake but the pics are real apparently. Is some of it edited? Why is her vagina purple? How did the person who took the pictures have access to the body and freedom to do these things without being caught?

The incision looks like a normal autopsy incision and sawing the skull to remove and examine the brain is also normal. I'd assume it's in a morgue. I'd assume the photographer was some sort of forensic examiner. I believe they usually sew them up at the end so it was sometime after the beginning of the autopsy but before its conclusion. The only thing that weirds me out is the hexagonal tiles with grout between them. That looks like it would be a real pain to clean up so it's hard to understand why a morgue where autopsies were performed would have such a floor.

The area also looks pretty grubby and poorly maintained, which would be suspicious in the U.S. so I've always thought that was probably some Eastern European shithole country.
 
4channel is just the blue boards I think. /pol/ is a pink bord and it's on 4chan.
I've managed to get onto /pol/, /b/ and /ic/ using the 4channel moniker. All it really does is just redirect to the main domain they're under. Last I checked, the rules on the blue and pink boards are more or less identical, but no one follows them anyway.
 
Cleaning up some folders yesterday and this was in my /lit/ shitposts. Now I can't recall but I believe this was the penultimate reaction to the trolley problem originating on that board from a couple years back.
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The nice thing about this is that it's a clear baitpost from someone looking for a laugh, and /pol/ seems to understand it shouldn't be taken seriously.
That's because a huge chunk of /pol/'s userbase also go here. If you were looking to bait them for laughs, point to something like r/drama. It works because it's on reddit and they'll seethe endlessly at how reddit is a liberal shithole not realizing that all the drag/woke shit on that subreddit is ironic.
 
I've managed to get onto /pol/, /b/ and /ic/ using the 4channel moniker. All it really does is just redirect to the main domain they're under. Last I checked, the rules on the blue and pink boards are more or less identical, but no one follows them anyway.

No, you can post porn on pink boards if it's on topic. And no, that doesn't mean you can spam /pol/ with cuck porn because you don't like /pol/ without possibly catching a ban.
 
Don't know if fake, gay or both but it made me laugh
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That phrase only occurs in this post, the actual ImageMagick suite has a "k" in its name, and so far as I know, never puts your IP in a filename for no reason. Maybe it's some knockoff version that someone fell for that that actually charges. Sometimes people hijack a free open source package and sell it.

I've still never seen this kind of filename generated by anything. ImageMagick is a bunch of command line tools and it's also often invoked by web packages that handle images, i.e. for generating thumbnails automatically, processing batches of images, etc.

It's gotta be a troll. Or the dumbest fed in history. Hard to tell these days.

Well here's at least another filename kind of like that.
 
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That phrase only occurs in this post, the actual ImageMagick suite has a "k" in its name, and so far as I know, never puts your IP in a filename for no reason. Maybe it's some knockoff version that someone fell for that that actually charges. Sometimes people hijack a free open source package and sell it.

I've still never seen this kind of filename generated by anything. ImageMagick is a bunch of command line tools and it's also often invoked by web packages that handle images, i.e. for generating thumbnails automatically, processing batches of images, etc.

It's gotta be a troll. Or the dumbest fed in history. Hard to tell these days.

Well here's at least another filename kind of like that.
Agreed, I've never seen an Imagemagik filename like that. Sure did generate replies, hysterics and a couple of new threads on fedposting.
 
Last year I attended a concert in which I was unfamiliar with the opening act. Their set was good enough I stepped from the pit to learn more about this band, Zeal & Ardor. This is what I found on their Wikipedia page.

Gagneux posted his Birdmask music to 4chan, as he said “to get feedback because they’re brutally honest and don’t give a shit about you,”.[16] He would ask users for two musical genres to combine and create a song in half an hour, as an experiment to expand his creativity.[17] One of these users suggested that he fuse "black metal", while another suggested "nigger music"; in response, he started Zeal & Ardor, which features elements of both black metal and Negro spirituals.[18][5] Other genres suggested included "Afro Djent, Nashville Power Electronics and Industrial Grunge".[19] Gagneux later stated the band came from the question of "what if American slaves had embraced Satan instead of Jesus?".[20][21]

It was surprising as I remembered that very thread and I was going to make the same suggestion that they should go play nigger music and fuck off but at that point I'd been beaten to it several times over. You see, there was a musician on /mu/ that advertised their band Birdmask. For how long I cannot recall but it was long enough they were so recognizable that I and many others would shit talk them in every thread they made.

Here's a sample of what they play:
 
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