5/10 - Chris mad on Twitter

[Bully_Hunter_69]

Fucking wild. I don't think I've ever caught something of this scale happening live, let alone Chris blindly lashing out and calling people names.

As much as the curiosity kills me to know what inspired this tard fit (something so drastic that it cancels the trip to Bronycon, one of many autistic Meccas), that information will be made public soon enough. Chris can't not shut up.

 

[Okkervils]

Chris knows Marvin's a troll. He blocked him a little while ago out of the blue and said that he was "too trollable" or something of that nature.

Nah. It's that he was "too much trollble" or something. The story was pretty funny, but it sounds like he added him again/under a different account.

 

[Holiday Special]

Wasn't the 14BC mortgage sold to a predatory lending company? Or am I remembering wrong.

 

[Robotic Richard Simmons]

With the way Chris is acting you'd think Magi-chan ditched him for a real woman and kept half his Legos after being told he almost ran someone over.

>mfw Barb took the money straight from his account.

Spoiler

Please someone confirm what really went down.

 

[Bassomatic]

Second meaning a second mortgage?

Correct, the house was paid off free and clear but when Bob wasn't there to hold some order, the hoard demanded more junk.

 

[Rupin]

This

Fucking wild. I don't think I've ever caught something of this scale happening live, let alone Chris blindly lashing out and calling people names.

As much as the curiosity kills me to know what inspired this tard fit (something so drastic that it cancels the trip to Bronycon, one of many autistic Meccas), that information will be made public soon enough. Chris can't not shut up.

This was just a little spat. You should have seen how he was acting when the Doopie and Quinn sagas were wrapping up.

 

[Chopinpiano]

Half of Chris' comments are by Hirtes it seems.

Also, someone asked probable Hobbit to post a photo with a picture with writing confirming her identity and "she" never responded to it. So, "she" 's definitely probably a ween.

 

[Mason Verger]

This is why Chris is still my preferred cow. He may be boring %90 of the time, but he's always got the potential go wildcard. Most other cows are way too deliberate in there actions, with Chris everything is fine and dull and then BAM he curves himself a jack-o-vagina.

 

[Prussian Blue]

When did he revert back to Doopies profile picture? During this meltdown?
Kinda feel for ol' Doops, just when she could disassociate further from him, he goes and has a meltdown, attracts Dankulas fans during a ween epidemic, and changes back. Must suck seeing your work when he does shit like this.

 

[Apteryx Owenii]

Half of Chris' comments are by Hirtes it seems.

Also, someone asked probable Hobbit to post a photo with a picture with writing confirming her identity and "she" never responded to it. So, "she" 's definitely probably a ween.

Hirtes wouldn't be clever enough to make Chris look insane by just ranting at other people, he'd just tweet "I am a big stupid poopy-head that should get a fucking JOB!" over and over again

 

[Mason Verger]

Hell of a lifestyle to just take a nap at 6 in the evening.

 

[suckfest]

New chris upload, confirms he wasnt hacked
https://youtu.be/15LJdfBGyW8

 

[You Can't Sit With Us]

He's obviously reading a script.

 

[Mason Verger]

He's obviously reading a script.

Agreed, but I think it's like bullet points. Half that shit is autistic freestyle for sure.

Allahs devine love to whoever transcribes that.

 

[Issac Clark]

Showing my shit-tier :powerlevel: for a second, but short answer? Nah. Not exactly. It's more like a static shock or something. It's hard to describe, but it's not enough to make you chimp out lol. It's just a weird mildly annoying/uncomfortable sensation.

As for whether or not he's off his meds? Who knows.

Sounds kind of like ASMR.

 

[muh_moobs]

Such womanly behavior.

 

[BOLDYSPICY!]

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Wheeeeew.. I don't know, would Chris say "YOUR MOM IS GOING TO HAVE A FIELD DAY WITH YOUR LIMP DICK!"?

If so.. That's fucking awesome.

That's the one that jumped out to me, it just doesn't sound like something Chris would say.

 

[WorldsSmartestManRonOTool]

10+ years later and he still hasn't figured out that saying stuff like he's "not gonna tolerate anymore" just brings more of it on.

Video reminded me of the old days, it was like a montage of all the freakouts he used to do. Thought he was gonna "STRRRRRANGLE THAT CLYDE CASH" at one point.

 

[uncleShitHeel]

Ya'll better be giving fuzzy-wuzzies or ya'll gonna get some prickley wicklies

I'm going to proposition my partner for anal sex later using that exact turn of phrase.

 

[Xanax]

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I'm so glad that Chris made that reply a quote-tweet. It has more retweets than he gets on average, so it will probably come up in the "In case you missed it..." thing for Chris's followers.

Thousands of people will see StryderFan28 getting swiftly dunked upon by the Internet's equivalent of a trained monkey that knows how to ask for treats.