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What makes you say that?
5/10 - Chris mad on Twitter
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What makes you say that?
Pony Horn
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He's gonna have her maturbating and squirtin.
She looks like a dramacow. She's even red-eyed like she's been crying. That she actually posted a vid of herself to prove her ID for Chris and the weens is pretty exceptional.
This is funny. The queen bee gets mad and all the little honey bees get upset.
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He is doing his best Alex Jones impression.
Also, I'm putting money on his car got repo'ed recently. Maybe that is the reason why he can't make it to Bronycon and why we got to see his mom behind the wheel of the van yesterday.
Also, I'm putting money on his car got repo'ed recently. Maybe that is the reason why he can't make it to Bronycon and why we got to see his mom behind the wheel of the van yesterday.
Subconcious Offense
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You can check out any time you like, but you can never leave!
If it's about the car, it may have simply broken down and he doesn't have the money to fix it. It's a 7 year old Focus owned by a man who probably did zero maintenance.
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So how long do you think it'll take for Chris to figure out that ProbableHobbit is just Jessica Quinn with her hair down and no more stupid fake eyebrows?
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So... I guess someone is basically trying to get Chris back into his 'rage video' days except it's really heavy-handed because boy was that delivery shit, even aside from the looking at a script (or outline)
"challenged to hold up a sign with my user name"
*proceeds to hold up a sign without the use name*
"challenged to hold up a sign with my user name"
*proceeds to hold up a sign without the use name*
The Man With No Name
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This is a man who probably hears his brakes squealing and thinks it's a funny sound effect.
That said, a Ford Focus is the kind of car made specifically for the type of person who wants to remain actively ignorant about anything automotive. He can and probably has beaten the shit out of it and it won't quit until there's a REALLY big problem.
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"challenged to hold up a sign with my user name"
*proceeds to hold up a sign without the use name*
She did, but Twitter is shit at displaying images in tweets and crops them down. The full image has the Probable Hobbit name on it.
Buck Mullet
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Look at those thick meaty fingers. Probable? I'd say definitively a hobbit.
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As somebody who is only now catching up to recent events, what exactly went down involving Barb and the van?
Subconcious Offense
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Is she really that easy? Ask her to prove she's a True and Honest woman.
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So is this newest shit fit him getting over the loss of his polygamous relationship?
Or did he just find an all offensive pickle on the side of his plate?
You just never know with Chris and the way his mind works.
Or did he just find an all offensive pickle on the side of his plate?
You just never know with Chris and the way his mind works.
Nikachu
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Man, Chris is fucking pissed off because he has to pay bills like an adult and skip Bronycon this year. He's been super fucking sassy as of late.
Synter
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Here is some autism for you guys regarding the possibility that Probable Hobbit is Jessica Quinn:
Green indicates similarities. Red is a possible match on a sofa in one of Jessica's photos.
1. She would have had to pack on some weight over the winter.
2. Eye color is an obvious difference but colored contacts would easily explain it.
3. The chin dimple is the biggest indicator that they are different people (unless it is a result of weight gain).
Conclusion: They look similar if you imagine Quinn without makeup, with normal eyebrows, paler, fatter and with colored lenses... but you would have to be an EPIK WEEN to go through all that.
Green indicates similarities. Red is a possible match on a sofa in one of Jessica's photos.
1. She would have had to pack on some weight over the winter.
2. Eye color is an obvious difference but colored contacts would easily explain it.
3. The chin dimple is the biggest indicator that they are different people (unless it is a result of weight gain).
Conclusion: They look similar if you imagine Quinn without makeup, with normal eyebrows, paler, fatter and with colored lenses... but you would have to be an EPIK WEEN to go through all that.
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If it is Jesscia back at it again she's been really persistent with Chris, she's been about since before the Unclit...
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That would imply the ween is moderately intelligent, have some level of makeup talent and finally have the determination to shovel food down their throat over the winter holidays.
So given that I think it's safe to say they are different people.
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I feel pretty happy for Chris right now, roasting weens 
If it’s genuine that is..
If it’s genuine that is..
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I don’t think Chris is on benzodiazepines.
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Didn't Jessica have a feeder fetish?
I don't remember when it was exactly or who said it, but IIRC someone said he's been popping Valium, because "stress". It was mentioned last year around Halloween I believe.