LGBT 5-12-2015: New Chris pics- comments indicate Chris is taking hormones

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Optimus Prime said:
Charb only make minimum payments on their loan debts to make them stop bothering them for the moment - the fact this is precisely what the CC companies love about these trailer trash idiots because they'll end up paying MORE money than they actually owed in the first place flies right over their heads.

And a part of me thinks the money for possible experimental drugs is coming from the medalion and Amibo sales on eBay to not siphon money away from the tugboat expenses.



The fact Chris has not done anything remotely good for his heart in over 30 straight years, probably has more cholestrol than Homer Simpson, and repeatedly exposed himself to smoke-damaged shit Barb demanded to be salvaged from 14BC, and yet he hasn't had a single heart related problem in his life or, for all we can tell, has never actually gotten sick, is...kind of horrifying.
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Don't mistake that for Chris being healthy, though. He shits his panties daily.
 
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Well Chunky is starting to hit the age where medical issues start coming to light.

He's over 30, has a gut-twisty terrible diet, hardly ever gets exercise, has few social interactions, under major stress and hasn't seen a doctor for a physical in God knows how long.

That, that don't sound so good. I think taking his mommy's estrogen cream might be the least of his problems.

On a serious note; with only mild exposure to hormones he's at negligible risk for something a serious as DVT. That only tend to show up in older patients with much longer exposures to extreme hormone levels. It be my semi-professional opinion that he's far more likely to suffer a cardiac event before DVT or stroke due to clots.

PS: How do you make a hormone?

Well, you just dont pay her!

Har Har Har
 
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lipitor said:
Can any of our transgendered members detail the process to obtain hormones? Particularly the American ones?
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Depends on the state you're in. In SC it's impossible to get hormones without seeing a therapist and then seeing a doctor but it seems Chris is ordering them which is actually really dangerous. (I can't get hormones because going to see a therapist is too expensive.

Edit: Also something else he should be advised of is hormones can not only render you sterile but ruin your sex drive. You also have to take progesterone along with estrogen.
 
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OH FUCKING JESUS WHY

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Marvin said:
OH FUCKING JESUS WHY

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The caption makes this even more confusing. What group of "ladies" could he possibly be addressing? Maybe somewhere, there is a tomboy-lesbian-but-not-really who's into BB-not-quite-Ws, but oh man is that going out on a limb.
It's kind of a shame he's not camptastically gay because he might actually get somewhere.

On an optimistic note...yay body positivity? :left:
 
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