Sonichu 5/21 - First few pages of Sonichu 12 - 7/1 - New cover, pages colored

[Michael J Hirtes]

The moment Barb keels over, all of this lesbian soul trans nonsense as well as the eBay shilling is going to come to a major screeching halt and Chris is going to have much, much bigger issues to contend with whether he wants to face them or not. Bawling Phone Call II is inevitable. Cole-harassment levels will be off the charts. Foreclosure Saga is going to take front and center. A-Logs are going to be winning, etc..

Calling it now.

 

[Wraith]

"must you be so rougueish, Cera?"

"juggling the escargot"

Why do I keep thinking about Cera is Michael Cera of horrible movie fame?

"juggling the escargot"
What is: new Sonichu sex terms for $100, Alex?

Maybe it's just me, but that cover -in the comic- makes Chris look like Daria if she aged like 20 years, got desperate suddenly for male companionship and was a crazy cat lady bordering on SJW. It's like a bad pic off of Plenty of Fish or something. I half expect Chris to be holding new age crystals and opening a candle shop in northern Wisconsin hoping to attract a man that would finally impregnate her and give her something to take care of something that doesn't poop in a rectangular box.

 

[Lucas Wolf]

14 years later and he still forgets to color it in

 

[Fleshy Sanik]

Wouldn't SLGBTQ encompass... well... pretty much everyone? guess asexuals are still on the table.

Damg dirty assassuals, who Do Not Even give the chance for True Love and ROMANCE!

Also, i love how unhappy Rosechu looks. And of course Sonichu doesn't lift a finger. Really, considering that he has superspeed and rosechu doesn't...

 

[trueandhonestfan]

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I for one know I'd be horrified to be excluded from CWCville's gay and trans community.

 

[Lucas Wolf]

The moment Barb kneels over

The moment Barb kneels over Chris's love quest will finally be over!

 

[trueandhonestfan]

Jesus fuck what's with that drawing of himself? The awkward forced looking smile, and the dimples look like massive wrinkles. Even Chris thinks he looks like an old bag lady.

 

[ToroidalBoat]

Even Chris thinks he looks like an old bag lady.

Classic CWC selective blindness. CWC sees that (and himself IRL) like Sailor Neptune somehow. Just like how he sees Sonichu as awesome, but can find flaws in superior art by others.

 

[Crass_and_Champ]

So Rosechu is going to zap people who shit on "SLGBTQ" communities, including heterosexuals? Does that mean she's going to electrocute people who insult Trump?
Rosechu/Pence 2020!

 

[Chester Rigby]

This is getting really autobiographical, really fast.

"I rarely was able to understand why things like destruction, pain, blood, zombies and such were fascinating to boys other boys..."

What a freudian slip, Christian!

Also, why Chris always draws Rosechu doing the housework with a sad expression stuck in her face?

 

[Silvally]

yeah Chris keep lumping all guys together as uncaring brutes sure makes you seem loving and understanding

 

[Goochole]

I like how this comic gives a deep insight in to Chris' warped psyche. "Boys are mean and in to mean stuff, girls are sweethearts."

Yes Chris, just look at Susan Atkins, Squeeky Fromme, Alyssa Bustamante or Melissa Huckaby.

 

[Admiral Piett]

Anyone else find it funny Robbie, a tranny, shares the name with Bob?

I wonder what he'd have felt about all of this.

 

[Optimus Prime]

Wait, he finished 11?

Forgive me if I couldn't tell if he actually had finished it. These things are impossible to follow.

 

[Chocolate Elvis]

I for one know I'd be horrified to be excluded from CWCville's gay and trans community.

Wait, didn't Christian finally eradicate da homos with a vaccine concocted from his own blood? Resulting in a public holiday in honor of his heroism? Or has this been just clumsily retconned out of history?

Fuck's sake, Chris.

 

[ToroidalBoat]

"Boys are mean and in to mean stuff, girls are sweethearts."

Remember that silly old nursery rhyme about girls being made of "sugar, spice, and everything nice?" To a certain person of interest in Virginia, that's cutting edge science.

 

[MY 405]

Future Chris isn't fat enough to be a self-insert.

Lol at "self-aware."

He's Self-aware now?! Is he fucking Skynet?!

 

[The Dude]

What in the fuck does the 'S' in "SLGTBQ" stands for? Stockholm Syndrome?

"Special Ed" is most accurate coming from Chris.

 

[cruderudedude]

If you told me years and years ago that Sonichu would become weird self help crap for Chris where every character is Chris' weird version of gay but they're not really gay they're transgaybian or something because da homos are gross, I probably would have said, Yea okay

 

[Goochole]

Remember that silly old nursery rhyme about girls being made of "sugar, spice, and everything nice?" To a certain person of interest in Virginia, that's cutting edge science.

I think his only knowledge of women stems from Bob paying girls in his school to be his substitute mommy there as well as his mothers tea parties with other women who went trough the meno-pause.

Its also like how he believes him having a girlfriend will solve EVERYTHING and she'll just nurture him like he's a fucking baby and play with his "unwanted growth" whenever he pleases. Newsflash: A women is not a slave, Chris, and she won't baby you. If anything a relationship will often only give you more stress and problems. Specially in your case since she's likely to give you a kick under your chubby bottom to go to work and do more *stress sigh* chores.