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Being part Indian is so common that I don't really doubt Chris being part Cherokee. It's obviously pretty diluted though, he's yet another gringo claiming to be fucking Pocahontas when he's 1/64th at most.
 
It really is getting worse. From the collarbone up, he looks like the Penguin wearing a decomposing fur coat.

Like the Penguin you say?
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Being part Indian is so common that I don't really doubt Chris being part Cherokee. It's obviously pretty diluted though, he's yet another gringo claiming to be fucking Pocahontas when he's 1/64th at most.
Chris knows this and has stated it but he still identifies as a member of the Cherokee tribe.
He's like that dude on South Park from the episode that parodied Thor and The History Channel.
 
I swear I keep seeing Devito's Penguin too everytime I look at Chris these days, especially in vids/pics where his long stringy hair is extra greasy and his receding hairline is more visible.
Well of course. He has to look his best if he's going to be doing what he likes most.
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Is there anyone who really cares for Chris in the world? Anyone who isn't a troll?

As long as Chris is doing what he does now noone will care about him. Unless he pulls his head out of his ass and starts doing something with his life no matter how insignificant it might be (which will never happen).
 
I think people on this board used to care for him but he has really changed as a person.
I mean quite literally he's a girl now. He used to have some good qualities and was somewhat creative but now he's just a miserable asshole who lies and begs for money.
 
Chris legit used to have a charm about him. Not in a way that made him redeemable as a person, but almost a reverse Forrest Gump whose sheltered upbringing and mental impairments made him a constant and consummate failure at nearly every turn. And his manchild like reactions and justifications towards his decisions without any hindsight before or after and his inability to learn anything from past mistakes made 2009-2011 genuine can't miss internet entertainment. When I first saw his Wedding Comic I realized how crazed and lonely he really was when the guests at his wedding were either recolors from videogames and cartoon shows or friends from childhood... at 27 years old. Now we are witnessing a crazed and entitled man in his mid-30s extort money from whomever he can whilst pretending to be a woman. There is no childish yet hilarious art, no more silly shirts, no more medallions, no more gitar, no more callouts. Just a balding middle-aged man in women's clothes begging for money. All the memories. All those moments, will be lost in time. Like tears in the rain.
 
Give me more money for section 8 housing.

Also, chris chan here, us TS are oppressed and need more shekels.
 
It's like he's slowly growing cognizant of the fact his life is going nowhere, but, instead of any introspection, just doubles down on the "Gimmie! It's not FAIR I didn't get it!" demands.

To confirm that thought of his read the Colin conversation in the link below. To be specific, read PM 4:19
http://sonichu.com/cwcki/Colin_Chat_1

This conversation took place 1.5 years ago. Nowadays I assume his mindset is still the same.
 
I think the only place left for Chris-chan is reality TV. If Hoarders won't go to Ruckersville, then put him on an island (or Amish community) with no video games or Internet, and force him to interact with real-life people and do hard work in order to survive. The lulz should be through the roof.
 
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