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So, Chris is so mean and evil that he doesnt deserve someone caring for him? Guys you are doing God's work! My troll heroes, so lulzy and cool.
 
trance4lifeyo said:
Chris legit used to have a charm about him. Not in a way that made him redeemable as a person, but almost a reverse Forrest Gump whose sheltered upbringing and mental impairments made him a constant and consummate failure at nearly every turn. And his manchild like reactions and justifications towards his decisions without any hindsight before or after and his inability to learn anything from past mistakes made 2009-2011 genuine can't miss internet entertainment. When I first saw his Wedding Comic I realized how crazed and lonely he really was when the guests at his wedding were either recolors from videogames and cartoon shows or friends from childhood... at 27 years old. Now we are witnessing a crazed and entitled man in his mid-30s extort money from whomever he can whilst pretending to be a woman. There is no childish yet hilarious art, no more silly shirts, no more medallions, no more gitar, no more callouts. Just a balding middle-aged man in women's clothes begging for money. All the memories. All those moments, will be lost in time. Like tears in the rain.
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Great post. Chris was, once upon a time, a lovable loser, just like many of us. He was like the Al Jolson of hapless nerds, putting on a great minstrel show for the whole world to see, but to really appreciate the joke you had to have some insight into the nerdy stuff he was yammering about. There was a little bit of Chris in all his devotees. When he went through the change, he stopped talking about going on zany adventures with imaginary Pokemon friends and started ranting nonstop about his imaginary ovaries, which was pretty jarring. That said, I think Chris still produces an absolute wealth of quality content on a fairly regular basis. His Proposition to Sega and sexy spin video were some of the finest work he's done in years, and both had me delighted and repulsed in equal measure. And let's not forget the unfettered glory that is...

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Stephanie Bustcakessssss.

It's actually a pretty good time to be a Chris cultist. As someone else stated a while back, I think something started to click with the Hello Lucky Lady Fans video.
 
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Great post. Chris was, once upon a time lovable loser, just like many of us. He was like the Al Jolson of hapless nerds, putting on a great minstrel show for the whole world to see, but to really appreciate the joke you had to have some insight into the nerdy stuff he was yammering about. There was a little bit of Chris in all his devotees. When he went through the change, he stopped talking about going on zany adventures with imaginary Pokemon friends and started ranting nonstop about his imaginary ovaries, which was pretty jarring. That said, I think Chris still produces an absolute wealth of quality content on a fairly regular basis. His Proposition to Sega and sexy spin video were some of the finest work he's done in years, and both had me delighted and repulsed in equal measure. And let's not forget the unfettered glory that is...
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Those are things which we could laugh about because it was relatively harmless. Nowadays it's quite the opposite. Due to weens the whole situation has spinned out of control. Their actions just contributed to Chris' Lego-addiction. So basicly they're ruining his life indirectly. Did you know Chris has spent $6000 on Lego only since the housefire? That's a average $200 each month. Given the current situation it'll only get worse.

http://sonichu.com/cwcki/Lego

If you want genuine entertainment then don't interfere and let him do the work. His autism and childlike mind is more than enough to give us some laughs.
 
Suicidal Emo Panda said:
Those are things which we could laugh about because it was relatively harmless. Nowadays it's quite the opposite. Due to weens the whole situation has spinned out of control. Their actions just contributed to Chris' Lego-addiction. So basicly they're ruining his life indirectly. Did you know Chris has spent $6000 on Lego only since the housefire? That's a average $200 each month. Given the current situation it'll only get worse.

http://sonichu.com/cwcki/Lego

If you want genuine entertainment then don't interfere and let him do the work. His autism and childlike mind is more than enough to give us some laughs.
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I agree. I also think sending Chris money should be a bannable offense.
 
Suicidal Emo Panda said:
To confirm that thought of his read the Colin conversation in the link below. To be specific, read PM 4:19
http://sonichu.com/cwcki/Colin_Chat_1

This conversation took place 1.5 years ago. Nowadays I assume his mindset is still the same.
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Chris: I am not a child; I am an adult like you. I was being ironic on you, because you've had "the good life" growing up, with all this money falling into your lap.
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It does appear to be his naive opinion on the world, but it also appears to be projection; people did ride Chris about his tugboat and his very easy lifestyle before Colin. In fact, most of the conversation he had with Collin seemed like classic projection, making fun of him for balding, when Chris was sporting his own disgusting unwashed skullet, and then riding him for being "spendy" "superficial" and "stupid". The collin conversation was almost like Chris just sitting in front of a mirror and picking apart his reflection.
And satisfactory a Tribadism is easy with a piercing on my taint where my clit is, city boy.
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This comeback was just everything that defines Chris.
 
Mariposa Electrique said:
It does appear to be his naive opinion on the world, but it also appears to be projection; people did ride Chris about his tugboat and his very easy lifestyle before Colin. In fact, most of the conversation he had with Collin seemed like classic projection, making fun of him for balding, when Chris was sporting his own disgusting unwashed skullet, and then riding him for being "spendy" "superficial" and "stupid". The collin conversation was almost like Chris just sitting in front of a mirror and picking apart his reflection.
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Yes it does seem that way. His lack of self-reflection and being in constant denial do support this theory.

Back on topic: the mentioned mindset does lead to his self-entitled behavior so he demands to be treated equally like others for getting easy money and a good life.
 
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trance4lifeyo said:
Well Chris hasn't had bangs since late 2010 when he was 28 years old, nearly 29. He has been utilizing a comb over ever since the tomgirl saga began. However it now appears to be so bad that he can't even utilize the comb over and now resorts to using a head band, Lebron style, and just clumps loose hair from around his head under the band. Wig saga is coming guys.
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I'd say Chris is a 4 going on 5 or 5V, from Jackie's observation his hairline was receded to the crown and what looked like a bald spot in his Rollin' and Trollin' pre-tomgirl video. He probably has less hair coverage than Cole the last time they met.
 
wayavas said:
So, Chris is so mean and evil that he doesnt deserve someone caring for him? Guys you are doing God's work! My troll heroes, so lulzy and cool.
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No one thinks Chris is "mean and evil," and the actual trolls aren't here. But keep at it, I'm sure you'll be the one white knight who succeeded where others failed.
 
wayavas said:
So, Chris is so mean and evil that he doesnt deserve someone caring for him? Guys you are doing God's work! My troll heroes, so lulzy and cool.
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False. Chris deserves criticism because it is just as much a punishment as it is a lesson he desperately needs to learn. Like "Matthew" said in the infamous father call, time was going to start working against him. And this was when Chris was about to turn 28. If Chris had any sense of regret he would be wishing he could spend all his pan handling money on a time warp back to being 28 at this point. Chris literally has 6 years before his 40s, which is a terrifying thought given his situation. The existential crisis many of us should have around 25? Chris was talking about stroking the hair of a My Little Pony doll for comfort. The older he gets the less sympathy he will receive. Quite honestly we are probably the closest thing to genuine family Chris has.
 
Suicidal Emo Panda said:
To confirm that thought of his read the Colin conversation in the link below. To be specific, read PM 4:19
http://sonichu.com/cwcki/Colin_Chat_1

This conversation took place 1.5 years ago. Nowadays I assume his mindset is still the same.
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Oh God I forgot all about the Colin chat lol good times...question do we know who colin was? And man you can really see that Chris has no idea about the world besides what he sees on TV.
 
wayavas said:
Telling a couple of harsh truths makes me a white knight? I never said I will help or change Chris. All I said is that he needs real help from real people.
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You're not telling a harsh truth, you are beating a dead horse with a stick.
wayavas said:
So, Chris is so mean and evil that he doesnt deserve someone caring for him? Guys you are doing God's work! My troll heroes, so lulzy and cool.
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No one said Chris-Chan is mean and evil. The only reason Chris-Chan does not have someone caring for him is because he is a chauvinist with a huge ego. No one forces Chris to act like an idiot; he has been banned or politely browbeaten out of real places because he acts like a narcissistic jerk. Chris does not care to change the things about him that make him an undesirable character, just look at what happened with the poor wallflower and Catherine. Chris-Chan demanded sex from the last two women that were willing to engage with him on (for real) and then went crazy after it was made clear that they were not even in a relationship.
Chris-Chan does not just need help from real people, he needs intensive therapy from licensed professionals. Chris-Chan does not want help, as others have mentioned on the farms, he believes himself to be the perfect woman
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I'd say Chris is a 4 going on 5 or 5V, from Jackie's observation his hairline was receded to the crown and what looked like a bald spot in his Rollin' and Trollin' pre-tomgirl video. He probably has less hair coverage than Cole the last time they met.
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So, Cole has more hair than his baby sister. I do not think Chris will remove the dollar store extensions and wear a wig until stage 7.
 
trance4lifeyo said:
False. Chris deserves criticism because it is just as much a punishment as it is a lesson he desperately needs to learn. Like "Matthew" said in the infamous father call, time was going to start working against him. And this was when Chris was about to turn 28. If Chris had any sense of regret he would be wishing he could spend all his pan handling money on a time warp back to being 28 at this point. Chris literally has 6 years before his 40s, which is a terrifying thought given his situation. The existential crisis many of us should have around 25? Chris was talking about stroking the hair of a My Little Pony doll for comfort. The older he gets the less sympathy he will receive. Quite honestly we are probably the closest thing to genuine family Chris has.
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His internet following is a strange blessing. Chris gets harassed, but he learned how to handle it. It doesn't disrupt his life. He makes an income fucking around on the internet. He has fans that buy his works and supporters who donate for no fucking reason at all other than to spur the guy into doing something funny. Chris has it better than he thinks. If he knew what he had, he would've made a Patreon when he was told to, and he would now have a steady income that he could set on his terms. A few people will pay Chris to do nothing, but A LOT of people will pay him to draw and tell stories about Sonichu. He's leaving money on the table.
 
milkshark said:
His internet following is a strange blessing. Chris gets harassed, but he learned how to handle it. It doesn't disrupt his life. He makes an income fucking around on the internet. He has fans that buy his works and supporters who donate for no fucking reason at all other than to spur the guy into doing something funny. Chris has it better than he thinks. If he knew what he had, he would've made a Patreon when he was told to, and he would now have a steady income that he could set on his terms. A few people will pay Chris to do nothing, but A LOT of people will pay him to draw and tell stories about Sonichu. He's leaving money on the table.
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You are not factoring Chris-Chan's massive ego, toward the end of Sonichu, Chris introduced a new character named Christine. Christine, from Chris-Chan's perspective was a petite angelic diva, who wanted to realize her dream of becoming the center of attention. (Yes, Chris is terrible with things like nuanced symbolism or parallelism) If Chris is desperate for his next fix, he will beg for some money, but his new dream could be a career in which people throw money at him just to be pretty and "pristine" like his multimillionaire female idols.
 
milkshark said:
His internet following is a strange blessing. Chris gets harassed, but he learned how to handle it. It doesn't disrupt his life. He makes an income fucking around on the internet. He has fans that buy his works and supporters who donate for no fucking reason at all other than to spur the guy into doing something funny. Chris has it better than he thinks. If he knew what he had, he would've made a Patreon when he was told to, and he would now have a steady income that he could set on his terms. A few people will pay Chris to do nothing, but A LOT of people will pay him to draw and tell stories about Sonichu. He's leaving money on the table.
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Oddly enough I feel like 2009 Chris would gladly have made a Patreon and utilized Adsense if they were services more available at the time. He genuinely seemed to still enjoy making Sonichu and using the comic as an escape from the sad state that was his reality. His refusal in 2009 for making more feasible business decisions (such as trying to market himself instead of Sonichu exclusively) was more out of the desire to work with big companies like Sega and Archie. I think if he had options like Patreon which he realized he could make money completely independently and on his own terms he'd probably drink two gallons of Navy in celebration. However his Patreon would probably get hacked two days later for making his password "Sonichu" or some shit. But I digress.
 
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