[6-October-2019] DSP gets a $20 tip to buy Untitled Goose Game, walks it back the next day and asks viewers for shop credit - Thanks for the money, dummy!

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Now and again you catch DSP in the throes of a late night gin soaked flare up of emotional gout, resulting in what he could be leaned on into terming as his depression but to reasonably normal functioning adults we would call; embarrassment. His ego won't cop to admitting it but that tweet tells you he is and should be embarrassed over the way he handled the entire incident. The fact that a $20 refund results in any kind of incident at all once again proves how ridiculous and wafer thin this 48 hour a week (one third of that time spent sulking in silence) shell game broadcast is. At least we're compensated in big salt deposits like today.

At this point his dayjob truly is that of a twobit misanthropic cult leader. The facade of videogame streamer disintegrates every single time he proves he'd rather spend his actual "working hours" reprimanding a virtual room full of lonely losers over the price of coffee and sandwiches. Sitting up until 3am.. Phil just admit you hate yourself and let the healing begin before your wife takes her cat and rides off into the sunset on the upgraded non-stationary bike you bribed her with as an apahalgy. You cried at Frank Cross in Scrooged.."It's not too late".
 
Hittin the gin tonight I guess(posted at 2:27am pst)
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Did someone perhaps get a talking to by their Twitch Overlords? From his lengthy rant, I deduced one thing: D$P was worried about the supposed letter claimed to have been written to Twitch. I wage it was fear of this letter being the reason he refunded the $20. Doing this would give him the ability to 'debunk' any claims in the letter. 'Look! I refunded the money. See? Right here it says I refunded their money! They are lairs! I didn't pocket their money! I have proof! I'm innocent, I tell you! Sure, I only did it to cover my ass, but I did it, okay?' He 'got caught out red handed' and he knew it. His response to the $10.01 'play Ecco' person asking for their tip to be refunded tells it like it is. To bad that person didn't claim to write a letter to Twitch. They didn't, so D$P feels comfortable keeping that money and having insulted them live on stream when they 'went to him and asked him like a man'. Of course, D$P means they should write him an email so it's all out of the public eye and he can attempt to talk them out of their refund 'behind the scenes' giving them reason upon reason as to why it is impossible for him to give them their money back and that they should let him keep it because he needs their support.
 
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So anyone else looking forward to 2020 and Phils take on the election?

Another thing is Phils poor damage control...
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It didn't bother him until he realised how many people where calling him out over it!
I have never seen him apologize unless he have been called out over it by a number of people and he gets scared of losing potential whales and even then he have tried to make it look like he done nothing special and/or was right from the start anyway.

He's being fooled easily when he isn't stressed either so why used such obvious and blatant lie?
 
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This begs the question (no pun intended): what are the guidelines to make new threads about the... "events" happening in this guy's pathetic semblance of a life?

Something that would be a non-event in a normal person's life is actually considered a huge deal in DSP's life (i.e. elliptical/ bike saga; the JapserY2K; mundane chargebacks; not having enough money to buy a game).

I know Neger popped in the main DSP thread a few days ago and told us to catalog everything but the guidelines weren't very clear.

Should we just throw shit at the wall in terms of creating threads and see what sticks at this point?

No shit is too minor. If you see a thread you think is too minor, however, for it's own new thread, report the OP to the mods and tell them why you feel it's unnecessary and they'll make a call. It's better to err on the side of over chronicle than under chronicle the various happenings as over can be merged later, while under is annoying to split out a megathread to a new one days/weeks/months/whatever later. OP's supported by screencaps, or other archieval records, are probably important enough to open up a new one on. Fat ass Amber Reid sometimes posts something seven days in a row or more and those gorls in her subforum find a way to get this done quickly for each shitty ass video she posts. Goutwatchers can step up and match that I'm sure, this autism in here has way more potency and less elbees slowing it down, I just know it...

Now, back on topic, Phil got baited hard apparently but man, that's an amazing rant. False flag debunkings are the most toxic because deep down inside, he's still a rage filled man-baby who can't take a loss with any modicum of grace, and he's pushing 40 for fucks sake! Now, with all that said, Phil did the right thing by his supporter, in this particular case, I feel. He tried to clear up a misunderstanding about where the tips needed to be allocated to in his overdraft cycle during the first half of the month to the best of his meager ability by offering the tip back and instructing the supporter how to get the game streamed if they only wanted to contribute for that specific purpose. He could have come out of this the bigger man easily at that point in the saga if he just stopped there and retained some sembalence of moral high ground, but instead, just the hint of disloyalty made him fly off the handle at someone who I gather has been a very long time supporter of him for literally no reason other than he couldn't avoid being shitposted at without an emotional reaction. That's some serious on the spectrum bullshit and if he does that to his paypigs, how does he treat his wife by comparison?

Isn't it against Twitch's TOS for the streamer to be bullying and namecalling viewers across any sort of social media platform? I thought it was pretty clear that if you were shitting on someone on twitter in the manner he has been or even on your tumbleweed forums as a glorified begbabythot.. in this case with the seemingly express intent of exerting a whole $20 worth of big swingin' dick beggar dominance over the PUSSY! emasculated DJRuno that Twitch should be taking note of Phil's behavior.

He preceeded and post-scripted the rant with multiple apologies if his comments were out of line because Djruno was being impersonated and he had the wrong idea about the whole situation, to be fair to Phil, I know that's a tough sale to most posters here but oh well...
 
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He preceeded and post-scripted the rant with multiple apologies if his comments were out of line because Djruno was being impersonated and he had the wrong idea about the whole situation, to be fair to Phil, I know that's a tough sale to most posters here but oh well...
Twitch allows people to use their platform and make money from it free of charge. They do, however, ask that those people conduct themselves in a certain manner on and off their platform. D$P is an adult and as such, he should be capable of handling himself in an adult manner. Instantly flying off the handle over a forum post or Tweet is something one would expect from a teenager not a person pushing 40. An Adult would look into the manner before lashing out on their forum, on Twitter and live on stream. In typical D$P fashion, DJRuno was banned from chat prior to the tirade effectively silencing any open rebuttals outside of PMs sent to other people in the chat. Additionally, other people in the chat speaking out on the subject were swiftly banned, their messages being removed in the process. D$P stated in his rant that he wasn't bent out of shape over the money, but the prospect of possibly getting in trouble with Twitch over this. That is his real motivation and the only reason he refunded the money and made his 'apologies'.
Timestamp 32:13 for more of his worrying about being reported.
 
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This should be used against Phil as the response any time in the future he whines, "How exactly am I a thief?"

He will point out that he did return the money at the end. He will spin it in the way he did today, where he is the victim via free money from strangers on the internet. The meltdown will be explained away by saying muh depression and I wouldn't put it past Phil to imply some form of PTSD from previous trolling.
 
He will point out that he did return the money at the end. He will spin it in the way he did today, where he is the victim via free money from strangers on the internet. The meltdown will be explained away by saying muh depression and I wouldn't put it past Phil to imply some form of PTSD from previous trolling.
The retort to that is the money was only returned after Phil was called out. Otherwise he was perfectly content with pocketing that money and acting like he never received it for the expressed purpose of purchasing the requested game.
I know it's small potatoes compared to conspiring to hide from his own fans a behind the scenes $9,000 donation.
But if and when all preponderance of logical rationale is thrown out the window and "depression" is the excuse given, that by itself will drive away even more fans.

Once again, his own worst detractor.
 
A paypal dispute was filed right? And it is pretty obvious he loses most, if not all these disputes. Isn’t it more beneficial for him to refund the money than go through a dispute which from what I heard, can cost him money?

So it is entirely possible he refunded the money solely to save him losing it anyway + additional costs from the dispute.

Don’t ever give this scumbag the benefit of the doubt and claim he did the “right thing”. There is always a more probably explanation and it will always be disgusting.

As for people thinking Twitch would/did step in: is this your first day?
 
A paypal dispute was filed right?

It sounds like DJRuno asked for the refund directly and Phil did it, but I also can't read German, so if someone wants to translate the screenshot Runo posted TKOH forums, please feel free to do so.
 
The retort to that is the money was only returned after Phil was called out. Otherwise he was perfectly content with pocketing that money and acting like he never received it for the expressed purpose of purchasing the requested game.
I know it's small potatoes compared to conspiring to hide from his own fans a behind the scenes $9,000 donation.
But if and when all preponderance of logical rationale is thrown out the window and "depression" is the excuse given, that by itself will drive away even more fans.

Once again, his own worst detractor.

I'm fully on your side and I do want Phil to face some backlash as how I read the rules he did break them. But Twitch has different rules for you and me, and for partners.

What he pulled here however isn't as bad as his Project7 scam, where he scammed Patreon users out of over 1,250$.
 
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I also put this together, though we here already know how DSP is, from that very same night, just to illustrate what happens to a DSP fan who politely asks for a refund:
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This is how D$P responds to being asked for a refund. What transpired with DJruno is how D$P responds to 'getting caught out red handed' and fearing repercussions from Twitch.
The retort to that is the money was only returned after Phil was called out. Otherwise he was perfectly content with pocketing that money and acting like he never received it for the expressed purpose of purchasing the requested game.
I know it's small potatoes compared to conspiring to hide from his own fans a behind the scenes $9,000 donation.
But if and when all preponderance of logical rationale is thrown out the window and "depression" is the excuse given, that by itself will drive away even more fans.

Once again, his own worst detractor.
This exactly. The person in the above clip I wage did not get their $10.01 refunded and never will lest they too threaten to write to Twitch.
 
It sounds like DJRuno asked for the refund directly and Phil did it, but I also can't read German, so if someone wants to translate the screenshot Runo posted TKOH forums, please feel free to do so.

It says the following.

DJRuno Paypal said:
Hello Onur

Philip Burnell has agreed to refund your payment of 20,00 USD. Your refund has been processed. If you have paid with a credit card your payment will be returned to your credit card. It can take up to 30 days for the payment to process.

If you paid with PayPal Credit the amount will be added to your PayPal account.
The ticket is now closed.

Transaction details:
Case number:
Seller name: Philip Burnell
Transaction cost: 20.00
Transaction date: 6. october 2019

Thank you for solving this issue with the seller.

Kind regards,
your PayPal-Team

If @Wurstbrot can double check, since I've not spoken German in a while.
 

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For as much as he hates backstabbing, he’s sure as hell is ready to throw people under the bus and spin a large pigtale to make himself out to be the victim. Calling Djruno a pussy for not contacting him yet goes this bitch route and just cries about it on stream instead of messaging him directly. I really wonder if he was hitting the midday bottle too
It sounds like DJRuno asked for the refund directly and Phil did it, but I also can't read German, so if someone wants to translate the screenshot Runo posted TKOH forums, please feel free to do so.
I wonder when he sent the email and when the refund reply was issued. Then we could get a nice timeline of events
 
I feel like he's on thin ice with either Twitch or Paypal. I just watched the whole thing and it's so weird.

Phil said someone at Twitch will have to go over the report, and he will have to explain himself.
This fully goes against his story of people reporting him too much and Twitch not caring anymore.

Phil is also a compulsive liar. But I hope you're right, lol.
 
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If @Wurstbrot can double check, since I've not spoken German in a while.
A sentence is missing, but your translation is completely accurate, I'm impressed. The missing sentence is (warning, haven't spoken English in a while):
"After ya got ya money back, ya can put da shekels on ya bank account bro".

Keep timezones in mind if you want to overlay some. Basically unimportant, just want to get sure nobody swings autistically at a hard to check minor detail.
 
I've been listening to this rant a couple minutes at a time at work.

DSP is now claiming that we want to see his letters from the bank so we can figure out his bank so we can hack into his bank account and commit wire fraud now? That's new, isn't it?

He's also claiming that a detractor impersonated him to the utilities company to get his electricity turned off?



Edit: Someone cheered and asked if it was okay for DSP to tell us now how he and Kat met and he said no.

I just realized that because I've been on these forums; DSP has never actually talked about how he and Kat met to his actual loyal audience. She just appeared one day.


Double Edit: DSP said that he and Kat had to "run around the state" after the wedding so Kat could change her last name. What the fuck is he talking about?


Triple Edit: Maybe this is just me being weird, but DSP said that his day off is "the only day a week we get to do grocery shopping". Why can't Kat get groceries on the way home from work? Or why can't DSP get groceries in the five hours after his second stream ends? This is also moments after he said Kat is in her room playing Skyrim. So why can't she go shopping right now during his second stream.

Also, DSP said that "he doesn't get invested in WWE anymore." He just watched it as a third-party observer. He doesn't want to deal with it [getting invested] anymore, so he doesn't want to get behind guys.


Quadruple Edit: DSP said that he doesn't want to use a webcam and make everything all pretty but he has to.
DSP doesn't want to have to do a prestream, but he has to do plugs that he doesn't like doing.
He's also wanted to play Mass Effect 2 for four years, but he can't because nobody wants to see it.

Quite frankly, everything DSP said after his Goose rant is just as exceptional as the rant itself.
 
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