7/28/22- Fourth (and Possibly Final) Hearing Thread

[Meat Pickle]

It is now almost a year since Chris was found engaging in the forbidden act of "soul-bonding" with his mother and his subsequent arrest. What will be the verdict of the 4th hearing? Discuss here.

 

[MrTroll]

Firing squad at dawn. If Virginia doesn't have the firing squad, he should be pelted with pickles until he dies.

 

[JULAY]

Christian Weston Chandler will be thrown into the CWCville jail where he will be raped by a bunch of niggos.

 

[Hack for crack]

I believe Chris will walk free very soon. I expect his secret plan is to mint sonichu NFTs. I unironically expect him to make more than stonetoss did.

 

[Jann_Hörn]

I believe Chris will walk free very soon. I expect his secret plan is to mint sonichu NFTs. I unironically expect him to make more than stonetoss did.

Too bad none of that money is going to the forums since that bridge is burned

 

[Nikes_JustDoIt]

He will be a free sonichu. But he cant see his master or go back to his pokeball.

 

[Hack for crack]

Do you think opensea will allow Sonichu NFT? Is there a precedent? It is technically a free use parody. I don't think nintendo/sega could stop him?

 

[PsychoNerd054]

I think what's most likely is that Chris is put into a group home, where he's more heavily supervised. The recent letter from Eels shows that Chris allegedly can't go back to 14BLC due to his mother still living in the property, and they can't exactly leave him out on the street, since they already separate him from other inmates for his safety, and judging by Heilberg's verdict of Chris being the way he is due to online bullying. That is, unless his case has already been upgraded to a felony, where he may be placed in prison or a metal hospital.

 

[SaintChristopher69]

I believe Chris will walk free very soon. I expect his secret plan is to mint sonichu NFTs. I unironically expect him to make more than stonetoss did.

Sonichu NFTs? An idea so stupid that I can genuinely see him doing that.

 

[Skitarii]

Too bad none of that money is going to the forums since that bridge is burned

Imagine sonichu NFT's become successful and Chris gets to live the millionaire neet life while josh rots away in his ukrainian prison

 

[zero-who]

I believe Chris will walk free very soon. I expect his secret plan is to mint sonichu NFTs. I unironically expect him to make more than stonetoss did.

He would, unironically, but he's too stupid for that. He would need someone like Null to hold his hand and help him do it, and he's already burned that bridge straight to hell.

 

[batterybee]

Do you guys think he will have internet access if he is permanently put into a living facility, or will letters be the only comms from here on out???

 

[Hack for crack]

He would, unironically, but he's too stupid for that. He would need someone like Null to hold his hand and help him do it, and he's already burned that bridge straight to hell.

100% That is in the redacted parts of the letters. The people in contact with him 100% had this idea before me.

 

[eDove]

Do we know what time the hearing will commence?

 

[ASeabear8952]

Chris goes into either a mental institution or a group home. I don’t see him ending up in prison. Barb goes into a group home.

Though the idea of him selling Sonichu NFTs is hilarious.

 

[CatParty]

Continuance

 

[ASeabear8952]

Welp…

 

[Coelacanth]

I really hope they have to play infamous videos from Christory as evidence. The idea of hearing muffled "JULLLAAAYY!!! JULAAAAAYYY!!!" sounds coming from a courtroom would be hilarious.

EDIT: I suppose this particular video is quite fitting for this thread too.

 

[An Ghost]

Christine is found innocent and due to being in jail for a year, they actually pay her money, plus a backlog of tugboat bux lets Christine pay the mortgage off the house and move back in with Barbara. The horde is saved and it's a happy ending.

 

[Fetid Queef]

He gets life in jail surrounded by boyfriend having women