7/9/2021 - Help send Chris-Chan to Everfree NW - Everfree more like Everything is Free if You're a Fat Faggot

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Looks like he's actually doing the work he promised to do.

Null has become Chris' internet dad, instilling a work ethic into him. This is a very surprising turn of events.
Plot twist; Bob came back from the grave and possesed null. Bob's ghost wanted to use the influence null has to get Chris to do something more productive with himself, but null convinced him making him actually earn money for the trip to efnw is the nest they can do.
 
im genuinely surprised at how clear his skin is
He scarcely goes outside and never exercises , I cant attest to his skincare routine, but he has many things in his favor for keeping your skin clear. The more suprising detail for me is how quickly hes starting to sag in the face like his mother, isn't he only mid 30s?
 
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I knew this will get funded, but I never realized it will be done that quickly.

Almost $1500 for Chris doing almost fuck-all already.
Wish I could just snap my fingers and have 38 idiots magically give me over a grand. Instead I have to work myself to death at a job I have mixed feelings about working, for just enough to order enough food for two weeks and keep a a roof over my head.
 
I want him to go because we might get some hilarious antics, such as if he gets in trouble on the plane (very, very unlikely) or kicked out of the con again (possible) or even just some other random stories from people who attend. Spergs are gonna give him their tugboat money anyway, we might as well get some content out of it.
 
Wish I could just snap my fingers and have 38 idiots magically give me over a grand. Instead I have to work myself to death at a job I have mixed feelings about working, for just enough to order enough food for two weeks and keep a a roof over my head.
Shit your pants and troon out, say a couple dumb things and get a minor thread on the farms and then start linking your venmocashpal on Twitter, profit.
 
I just want them to go and have a good time. Their life is kind of shitty, and this would make Chris happy.

Surely some kind of content will come out of this. Already there's someone on Twitter trying to get him banned. Fuck that person in particular.
 
Imagine being stuck next to Chris on a plane for 8 hours.

First you get assailed by the smell of rotting watermelons and axe. Then he takes out his toy ponies and he is like "DO-DA-DO-DA-DOOOO!" Then when you're getting ready for take-off, his autistic ass has never felt anything like it before and he goes into sensory overload and starts flailing around on the ground.
 
Imagine being stuck next to Chris on a plane for 8 hours.

First you get assailed by the smell of rotting watermelons and axe. Then he takes out his toy ponies and he is like "DO-DA-DO-DA-DOOOO!" Then when you're getting ready for take-off, his autistic ass has never felt anything like it before and he goes into sensory overload and starts flailing around on the ground.
As the air marshall drags his fat, smelly ass of the plane, Chris screams, "DON'T TAKE ME TO JAIL! I TAKE COCKS UP THE ASS ON OCCASION!"
 
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