7/9/2021 - Help send Chris-Chan to Everfree NW - Everfree more like Everything is Free if You're a Fat Faggot

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LooneyTroons said:
I know Chris is fat so hold your big brain corrections but man his face looks so puffy and bloated, even for someone of his weight. Must be because of the hormones
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Is he even still taking hormones?

Regardless he does nothing all day but sit in bed watching cartoons and consooming gallons of energy drinks that he buys from YouTube shills, not to mention who knows how many other subscription box junk food candy boxes he gets. No exercise, a sedentary life style, while consuming absurd amounts of calories will bloat you quick enough. He literally eats fast food and drinks liquid sugar while burning as many calories as it takes for him to click the next video button on YouTube. And has been for a long time, it's why he has such a strange looking 2-sticks-under-a-refrigerator body.
 
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Blue Miaplacidus said:
Is he even still taking hormones?

Regardless he does nothing all day but sit in bed watching cartoons and consooming gallons of energy drinks that he buys from YouTube shills, not to mention who knows how many other subscription box junk food candy boxes he gets. No exercise, a sedentary life style, while consuming absurd amounts of calories will bloat you quick enough. He literally eats fast food and drinks liquid sugar while burning as many calories as it takes for him to click the next video button on YouTube. And has been for a long time, it's why he has such a strange looking 2-sticks-under-a-refrigerator body.
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someone else correct me if im wrong but i'm not sure if he was ever properly taking estrogen but he was on hormone blockers. But even that is bound to have an effect due to simply affecting the ratio of testosterone to estrogen in your body. He doesn't seem to have much of a 5 o'clock shadow either and I highly doubt its cause he has a strict shaving and skin regimen. More likely his testicles just aren't being allowed to do their job. Also worth noting that the more body fat you have the more your body creates estrogen on its own, further throwing off his balance
 
Doubled the initial goal in under 24 hours. Christine really is a goddess to her simps.
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Does Chris know you gotta pay for every suitcase you check in on the plane? You get a carryon and a personal bag for free.
 
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Daddy Null is a great manager. If he can keep Chris' work ethic going, like said before, Chris will absolutely never have to lift a finger aside from drawing, attending events and playing with toys ever again until Null is too old or tired to keep solving the guy's life. It's not like Chris actually needs him for all this but he did need someone to make him understand the concept of working for your money, for a change. And set-up the page and manage his money, of course.

People know what they're paying for, they know they might receive their reward or simply not but it's the risk they willingly accepted. And he's delivering already, with lots of orders still piling up. Considering Chris is not the kind of person who gets stressed or burn-out easily ;) and, combined with his sense of responsability, everything is going to be just fine.
Anything from there is just more content for the farms anyway.
 
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Barley said:
Considering Chris is not the kind of person who gets stressed or burn-out easily ;) and, combined with his sense of responsability, everything is going to be just fine.
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I wonder if Null shouldn't have closed the fundraiser down after the goal was reached. If the requests/donations keep coming in it might overwhelm Chris. Better that he get less money but a sense of accomplishment from managing a more feasible workload of shout outs and drawings.
 
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What's interesting is that Null said on the fundraiser that he's going to make sure every simp request for a drawing/video is fulfilled. The way I see this going is that Chris is going to get to work on the first few of whatever he has to do, get bored, and then attempt to claim the money regardless. When Null tells Chris that he actually has to "work" for that money, Chris is going to start making demands, because by God, he is a CPU Mainframe Goddess, and work is for plebeians. Whether Null gives Chris his tardbucks for free or holds out, Chris is never going to do the work that is expected of him.
 
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