7/9/2021 - Help send Chris-Chan to Everfree NW - Everfree more like Everything is Free if You're a Fat Faggot

[Ramborambo]

Sorry if it's already been pointed out, but has anyone else noticed how Josh carefully crafted his wording in the GFM to not mention Chris' gender? Not a single pronoun. No "he", no his", no "she" or "her". Not even a "they" or "them".

Also, less than 48 hours yet and it's already $50 shy of 4 grand. Jesus. I think I chose the wrong profession...

 

[Pickle Inspector]

I recall a few years ago that Chris wanted to attend a MLP-themed event which was primarily intended for parents of very young children - I don't recall where it went from that.

Was that a MLP movie showing where there was events aimed at kids like colouring books and face painting or am I thinking of something else?

 

[normankrasner]

The goal of the fund raiser was to raise $1000 to send CWC to the Everfree NW in Seattle. But it's already at $3590. Why is this fundraiser still going on if the goal has been met 3 times over?

to fly him first class?

 

[anti SJW]

Make sure no one tells Chris that to get a flight attendant's attention, you shout "bomb" as loud as you can.

 

[BigTubboWithLittleChina]

Was that a MLP movie showing where there was events aimed at kids like colouring books and face painting or am I thinking of something else?

No, you got it right. I think that it was a Brewhouse screening of the MLP film: it was where Chris was planning to take Jessica Quinn for their first date, IIRC, before she deleted everything because of us dang dirty trolls and Chris cursed us all and then went and gave himself brain freeze with too much ice cream while flauntng his oversized gut. Good times, good times.

 

[ive seen some shit]

is null unironically protecting and caring for chris-tran or what?

I see this going one of two ways; someone will do a prank call to airline/convention and fuck it up.
chris-tran gets himself kicked out/arrested cause he will spill his spaghetti all over the floor of the convention.

 

[Octavia]

I think it's really sweet that Null wants to make sure Chris gets there safely. I assume he feels some kind of responsibility for Chris? I don't really follow Chris much but I do find their relationship very interesting.

As far as I'm aware (feel free to correct me if I'm wrong, I don't religiously follow Chris), KF started as a forum for gawping at Chris, and I think Null has mentioned feeling somewhat responsible because of it on past MATI weeks. Makes sense.

I see this going one of two ways; someone will do a prank call to airline/convention and fuck it up.
chris-tran gets himself kicked out/arrested cause he will spill his spaghetti all over the floor of the convention.

Either way is a win tbh, Chris still spergs about being kicked out of that one convention for misconduct on twitter.

 

[A Cardboard Box]

it's a work around since it's a "donation"

You're missing the point entirely. Null said don't buy shit because Chris could release your info. Null is running the GFM so he will have access to the information, not Chris, which means that Chris won't be the one handling the personal information of the person making the donation. Jesus.

 

[Chrus Chundlur]

I think I chose the wrong profession...

The curse of being Chris is not worth 4k or all the money in the world.

Can you find it? I know that he gabbled about how he'd been eating gummy cocks, but when did he ever say that he likes it up the poop-chute?

Here

 

[Casual Garbage]

Chris use to despise Kiwi farms and everything associated with it. Now Null is probably only Chris' true friend.

 

[Stinkyboy]

You may already know this, but many airlines have assistance programs for children and for those with disabilities. If you let them know Chris is a first time autistic flyer; they should be able to put the pieces together.

Used to do work that involved people with special needs and would often come across airplane/airport/car rental situations; that was years ago but I would assume it's only gotten better since then, given that the awareness of disabled customers is better.

I cannot say the same for hotels tho...or taxis. I'm assuming Chris has the hotel part down as he's been to one before...but do we know how he's getting to /from the convention? Or is the convention at the hotel he's staying at?

Hes driving

 

[Buddhabouya]

You're missing the point entirely. Null said don't buy shit because Chris could release your info. Null is running the GFM so he will have access to the information, not Chris, which means that Chris won't be the one handling the personal information of the person making the donation. Jesus.

man i was just making a joke i don't give a fuck one way or the other

 

[Madre Muerte]

I worry for the people on the plane with him

 

[Polexia Aphrodisia]

I recall a few years ago that Chris wanted to attend a MLP-themed event which was primarily intended for parents of very young children - I don't recall where it went from that.

You were threadbanned from the Russell Greer thread for this exact bullshit. Stop "recalling" things that may or may not have happened and providing zero proof. Unlike Russell Greer, there's an entire CWCki that you can search. Kiwi Farms is not fanfiction dot net.

 

[StraightShooter2]

You were threadbanned from the Russell Greer thread for this exact bullshit. Stop "recalling" things that may or may not have happened and providing zero proof. Unlike Russell Greer, there's an entire CWCki that you can search. Kiwi Farms is not fanfiction dot net.

Here:

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/10-4-chris-invites-quinn-to-mlp-kids-party.34892/page-4#post-2650273

 

[Polexia Aphrodisia]

Here:

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/10-4-chris-invites-quinn-to-mlp-kids-party.34892/page-4#post-2650273

Thank you.

I worry for the people on the plane with him

This is my primary issue as well. As someone who personally can't stand flying, the thought of being stuck in a plane with someone who looks, sounds, behaves, and smells like Chris is enough to find the motivation to drive 15 hours cross-country rather than fly.

Considering how he conducted himself in the secretly filmed GameStop video - launching into full lore and bragging about being da inventor of da S-Chu Balls - I feel that half of the GoFundMe payment should go to the therapy bills/plane booze bills of his seatmates.

 

[Turbocuck]

Thank you.


This is my primary issue as well. As someone who personally can't stand flying, the thought of being stuck in a plane with someone who looks, sounds, behaves, and smells like Chris is enough to find the motivation to drive 15 hours cross-country rather than fly.

Considering how he conducted himself in the secretly filmed GameStop video - launching into full lore and bragging about being da inventor of da S-Chu Balls - I feel that half of the GoFundMe payment should go to the therapy bills/plane booze bills of his seatmates.

Maybe Null should buy him 2 seats on all these flights so nobody has to sit next to him. You're right, he is like the absolute worst case as a row-mate. The final boss of flying coach.

 

[Huge Fuckin Nerd]

If Null doesn’t buy and organize literally everything for Chris, he’s immediately going to forget what the check is for and spend it all on lego

I’m excitedly waiting for gofundme2: electric hedgehog boogaloo next month.

 

[TrippinKahlua]

I’d feel a lot more confident that this operation could go down without a hitch if it weren’t for the fact that this is in Seattle. It’s simply too far, and the culture of Seattle is far different than what Chris is used to (crime, weather, not LGBT acceptance).

Seattle was the first city where COVID hit.

Seattle was where the Rain Furrest failure happened.

Seattle was where the Autonomous Zone was established.

And I’m sorry, but I just can’t see the air commute to be so easy. Null keeps going on about giving “pointers” from being an experienced traveler, but that’s not going to be enough.

Chris will have to be at the airport hours in advance. TSA requires you to remove certain articles of clothing like belts and shoes (and they will definitely make him remove the medallion and his jewel necklaces, leaving theft opportunities) and once again, Departure time means “When Plane becomes airborne.”

Chris cannot read “departure time 11:30” on his itinerary and think it means “I can board at 11:25” because the gate door will be closed 20 minutes ago.

And if it’s not direct from Charlottesville to Seattle, I hope he can get to the other terminal in time.

Im just apprehensive because I’m only 10-14 days from returning to the domestic convention circuit myself, and I’m worrying about what could go wrong for me (Hurricanes, Delta Variant shit) when all I gotta do is fly over the Gulf Coast.

 

[Nickhayes1988]

If Null doesn’t buy and organize literally everything for Chris, he’s immediately going to forget what the check is for and spend it all on lego

I’m excitedly waiting for gofundme2: electric hedgehog boogaloo next month.

Thia is most likely the case. He'll buy or has already bought the tickets and will arrange all the rest of the accommodations without chris being in on the money exchange.

Giving chris a blank check is fucking retarded. Even if null is trying to give chris the benefit of the doubt, trusting him with money isn't a smart decision. At most chris gets aome spending money for his time at everfree and null will hold the money until hes met his obligations for shout outs/commissions.