Lovequest 8/2 YT - Harassment Response

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Purple Man said:
Chris, by having a nemesis to focus his anger on, could be quite entertaining.
All it would take for someone (who isn't a boring faggot like @Michael J Hirtes) to step forward as the organizer of the troll army to "haras" Doopie (and not harassing her, of course, but Chris doesn't need to know that).
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He had a nemesis for a little while, remember Jeff Ouzos? even then chris didn't react in chimpouts, just a bunch of "UGH!"s
 
Goofy Logic said:
It seems to me Chris is trying to distract himself from Doopy's rejection. He could be blaming the fools for it, but this might also be denial.

Consult the seven stages of grief to perhaps trend out what might happen.
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Not necessarily. Look at his twitter replies from yesterday. He is clearly bothered by more than just that. Doopie shutting him down just further sent him down the hurtful truth level.
 
Silver Octopus said:
He had a nemesis for a little while, remember Jeff Ouzos? even then chris didn't react in chimpouts, just a bunch of "UGH!"s
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But was china on the stake back then? Here you have Chris investing time and money to finally find his sweet heart and the trolls are ruining it for him. He even got a picture from her.
And yes, I'm fully aware that it's Chris who had no chance to begin with, but he never let that minor detail stop him.
 
I wonder how that girl who saw lego movie with Chris managed to not be the object of his affection? Publicly, anyway.
 
Doopie, if you're reading this, I suggest you to get an account now. You'll be hailed as the hero that brought back classic Chris after 7+ years and if you show yourself around a bit, give a bit of insight on the situation and be a cool gal overall, I bet some people here wouldn't mind throwing (actual) 5+ bucks a month your way, especially if you keep up the good content.

Just a suggestion
 
Purple Man said:
Chris, by having a nemesis to focus his anger on, could be quite entertaining.
All it would take for someone (who isn't a boring faggot like @Michael J Hirtes) to step forward as the organizer of the troll army to "haras" Doopie (and not harassing her, of course, but Chris doesn't need to know that).
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I don't know, I like it when Chris' enemies are entirely real. I love the mental gymnastics of him trying to outsmart his Yellow Shirted Foe, talking about his triumphs against Mary Lee Walsh or deciding that Megan was the leader of the trolls all this time, people who probably barely give him a second thought these days.

Troll-created enemies can be entertaining, but it's using cartoon characters against a man who thinks like a cartoon. It's funnier seeing him smash against the real world and try to make it work in the context of his juvenile thought process.
 
TrunksFromDragonballGT said:
I wonder how that girl who saw lego movie with Chris managed to not be the object of his affection? Publicly, anyway.
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I thought Chris had finally made a breakthrough of sorts with his declaration that online socialization is a bust and real life socialization is the tops but I guess it's just easier to pretend online female celebrities that you find attractive are your friends because they interact with you on Twitter occasionally.
 
Subconcious Offense said:
Transcript for anyone who can't deal with DOOT DOOT DOOT DOOT DOOT DOOT DOOT


"Let's... Crap for a moment.... Okay? Becauuuusee..... You're harassing other people, AND it's at my expense! I..... do not..... appreciate that. If you wanna harasssssss somebody, about me, talk bad about me, you have to send that harassment DIRECTLY to ME. NO ONE ELSE. I will NOT... have my friends.... and allies.... b-be disturbed... so abruptly.... every time. So DON'T harass this person DON'T HARASS THAT PERSON. You wanna arg- you want to TALK SSSSSMACK ABOUT ME YOU TALK DIRECTLY TO ME, DO YOU UNDERSTANNNND? And DON'T LET ME CATCH YOU-IT TALKING ABOUT ME TO ANYONE ELSE ON ANYONE ELSE'S TIMELINES, COMMENTS SECTION, TWITTER, OR WHEREVER THAT'S OUTSIDE OF YOUR OWN GOD DAMN FORUM YOU TROLLLLLLLLZ.

*punches palm*

Don't ever let me catch you badmouthing me to ANYONE, harassing THEM at MY eks-pensssssssss. Do you underschdand me? You BETTER DAMN WELL understand me."
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Well, he can always write a sub plot in Sonichu about Magichan listening in on other people's conversations and 'hearing' facebook and twitter posts, and that causes the Sonichu Retard Battalion to murder more people because that's the way a good dictator controls thoughts and speech.

I can't tell if Chris is looking like a comical tranny version of a combination Nick Nolte DUI photo, Carrot Top and something from vegetales, or just some horrific thing entered into a survival horror game like Silent Hill or something.

bntrs1070 said:
He's back. He's finally back.

What have you done, Doopie?

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Oh damn it, he reminds me of that giant head from Silent Hill 4 in that hallway, or those giant head-things that is an offshoot of Touhou, or an autistic Pac Man that eats legos or something.

zap2theextreme said:
Chris should open a line of communication to the fools to be able to leave him a harassment message for $5 a pop. He'd be a millionaire with exceptional individuals like Michael Hirtes tweeting him 12hrs a day
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1-900-son-ichu, only $5.99 the first minute, $1.99 each additional minute. Please get your parents' permission before you call. Payment will also be accepted in legos, cheeseburgers and pizza rolls. [1-900-sonichu is associated with the Cwcville chamber of commerce and pickle-bot productions.]

Billy_Sama said:
How could anyone pay attention to what Chris was saying when his Manboob eye shirt is too laughable?
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I don't think that shirt will ever rip from the increasing girth of Chris. I imagine shafts of light will come out randomly until the entire thing just explodes like some video game or anime and shreds of the shirt will melt into the wall. If Barb is in the room at the time, she'll go blind. Her last words will be, "Oh my God, it's full of stars!"
 
Skysora said:
Why do all of his videos now have that stupid fucking music in the background?
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Its a default background noise for when you record with the playstation app. Its extremely easy to go into settings and silence the music, but either Chris likes it or he is to lazy to turn it off. What do you think?
 
Watching this whole Doopie saga, a line from MST3K keeps coming to mind.

"You had the misfortune of running into me. I'm a life-wrecking idiot!"
 
TrunksFromDragonballGT said:
I wonder how that girl who saw lego movie with Chris managed to not be the object of his affection? Publicly, anyway.
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Chris has actual friends in real life. The difference her is the RL girl can debuff Chris in person and he can pick up on social cues; Chris doesn't pick up on cues when it comes to things like tweeting and Facebook because the only way you can properly emote is with emojis. So when real world friend tells Chris 'they just want to be friends' he gets it. When Doopie reacts and responds nonchalant Chris sees that as an in.

And yeah it's pretty obvious Chris really adheres to the 'If I spend money on them I'll get sex' belief.
 
AlmightyMagichan said:
That hand punch reminds me of how Chris used to pride himself on his supposed muscular strength back in the day. I wonder what he thinks of himself now. Does he still feel that he has some kind of amazing physical power, or does he think he's a skinny, dainty little thing?
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Probably thinks he can fight like an anime girl.
 
So, Doopie's 'no, you're creepy' has filtered through Chris' autism to become 'da twolls are harassing my (girl)friend and making her say mean things to me'. In logic more twisted that his duck, he'll never accept the blame for something when there's even the slightest chance of blaming it on someone else. Will no-one take pity on this poor, lonely trans lesbian soul who is such an awful victim of vicious trolls and stupids?

Leave Doopie alone, Chris. Actually, don't. It's funny. I kinda feel bad for Doopie, though.
 
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