8/29 - RIP Possie

[The Fifth Waltz]

No big deal guys he can just go into the backyard and get another cat.

 

[Holiday Special]

Is Lucy still alive? He doesn't talk about her, probably because she hates him.

 

[beautiful person]

Madison-Greene Humane Society in Ruckersville. Probably been posted before, but whatever.

 

[LolRaccoon]

For fuck's sake, not another one.

 

[Gooby]

Chris must really by psychic, because just like most of this psychic New Zealand farmer's forum he foresaw his new kitten not lasting long at all.

 

[FightenGnome]

That list of deceased cats on the CWCKI has grown quite a bit in the last couple years alone. I don't need to say this, but I think at this point, both Chris and Barb are mentally, financial and/or physically incapable to taking care of dependents.

 

[Mr. 0]

Chris probably sat on it, then justified it in his mind that direct contact with his body (his ass) allowed it cross over to the other dimension as part of the merge

 

[Rupin]

Chris probably sat on it, then justified it in his mind that direct contact with his body (his ass) allowed it cross over to the other dimension as part of the merge

What pisses me off is how smugly he passes it off as nothing by pretending to be Magi Chan and acting like he knew it was going to happen all along.

 

[Yop Yop]

The first casualty of the merge. Many more to come, among which.

 

[SparklyFetuses]

First time I've heard of Possie being adopted by Chris, a part of me said that she might have the same fate as his last deceased kitty. Although I'm not surprised that Chris fucked things up AGAIN (when it comes to take care of his pets), it still sucks that she had a very short life.

RIP, lil' baby.

 

[troon patrol]

Chris probably sat on it, then justified it in his mind that direct contact with his body (his ass) allowed it cross over to the other dimension as part of the merge

I'm hesitant to say this but, my second guess is he probably dragged it to bed and crushed it in his sleep, rolling over.

 

[Ed.]

Even for Chris killing a cat within a week takes incredible stupidity, I mean even if he gave less than half a shit he could keep the thing just barely on the brink of death. Did he take it into his house then just not feed it?

 

[SpineySonichu]

As far as we know, Chris could be sacrificing the cats to Jesus as a peace offering or something like that.

 

[millais]

As far as we know, Chris could be sacrificing the cats to Jesus as a peace offering or something like that.

The hunger of the horde must be sated, or else it will feed on Barb.

 

[A Grey Cat]

As far as we know, Chris could be sacrificing the cats to Jesus as a peace offering or something like that.

Sorry to rate that as "Islamic" but that sounds more like something they'd do than someone who wants to get in Jesus' good graces

 

[Mr. 0]

The hunger of the horde must be sated, or else it will feed on Barb.

the hoard eats barb out on a regular basis what are you talking about

 

[zap2theextreme]

I don't think anyone can pretend Chris is a good pet owner now. People made excuses with the last kittens he adopted, but there's only so many times this can keep happening. He's literally had like 4 or 5 kittens in the course of 3 years die in his care.

 

[The Man With No Name]

What is better, to suffer a short life, or suffer a long one?

RIP cat, now nobody will call you a stupid fucking name like Possie, and you won't have to eat Barb.

 

[Murgeruni]

Who won the cat death pool? Seriously, the Chandler household is shaping up to be Cat Auschwitz.

 

[Oregano]

Jesus Christ, already? We didn't even hear about her after Chris first "adopted" it, and now she's dead? I shouldn't be surprised, but damn.
Rest easy, Possie.