8/29 - RIP Possie

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The real question is did he have sex with the kitten:
A) while it was alive
B) after it was dead
C) both
D) he's having sex with it right now
 
I don't even really like cats much, but this still pisses me off because I care about animals. This oafish bumblefuck killed another animal because he was too selfish to take it to the Humane Society and give it a good chance of living and being adopted by someone who would actually care for it.

And Chris will never learn from all these poor creatures dying under his "care". Oh, another kitten died? That's OK, because it's still alive in Toon Town. This is just going to keep happening. Kittens will just keep "finding their way" into the Chandler house and die from neglect. It will only end when Barb dies and Chris is homeless.
 
Subconcious Offense said:
I can't really believe Marvin's previous defenses of Chris, stuff like those are typical fates of strays and Chris is just the average cat owner. It's not from a lack of wanting to believe him either.
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He has dedicated ten years of his life to Chris. If you don't want to be guilty about harassing some half retarded guy, convince yourself that it's a lot less one sided than it otherwise appears, that the exceptional individual is really quite a not entirely abnormal person whenever there's no cameras/witnesses/evidence.
 
Underestimated Nutria said:
He has dedicated ten years of his life to Chris. If you don't want to be guilty about harassing some half exceptional guy, convince yourself that it's a lot less one sided than it otherwise appears, that the exceptional individual is really quite a not entirely abnormal person whenever there's no cameras/witnesses/evidence.
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You do realize we are talking about the person who was too lazy to not shit his own pants and clean them himself in the past?

observer effect is the only way chris will do anything that takes effort, and even then he'll fight like hell to not do it (putting effort into not putting in effort)
 
Mr. 0 said:
You do realize we are talking about the person who was too lazy to not shit his own pants and clean them himself in the past?

observer effect is the only way chris will do anything that takes effort, and even then he'll fight like hell to not do it (putting effort into not putting in effort)
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I suppose I should work on a cleaner/more succinct writing style.
 
It's very telling that Chris ends up with all these sickly kittens. He says that they come in the house, but really they are the only ones that can't run away fast enough.
 
Optimus Prime said:
I'm amazed the dogs somehow aren't dead yet given the survival rate of pets in the Chandler household is droping rapidly.
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When was the last time anyone heard about them? The pokestop vid?

LoveYouLongTime said:
Or he tried using dog flea and tick medication on her and it gave her a seizure.
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Wouldn't put it past him to do that.

Nacho Man Randy Salsa said:
When did we first learn of them?
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August 2012, they were bought in May according to the Cwcki.
 
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