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Women really need to start being blunt with chris let him know he is a tard and you have no interest. That way he cant cling to the tiniest leeway
Lovequest 8/5 - Chris still thinks he has a chance with Doopie
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The Doopie cries out in pain as she strikes you!
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Chris thinks trolls are the reason that he never scores. So is Chris himself a troll?
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Pretty sure Chris didn't even bother to read the whole thing, definitely just skimmed the message and went tard rage on the keyboard to defend himself. But thats just about as much as your gonna get in a Chris Chan Conversation.
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Doopie's clearly just playing hard to get
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The only thing Chris may have learned (and I mean that with a
I agree wth the posters before me: Doopie s going to have to be direct with Chris else he's not going to get it. Hell, even with being direct it'll probably take a week before it even starts to sink in, and it'll be another month until he's done tard raging and skulking around the back booths in McDonalds with his Legos.
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I'm pretty sure people with blossoming friendships are too busy enjoying them than mentioning them on twitter. At first, I thought I might have been giving Chris a hard time for trying to make "friends", but now, I can see that the term "friendship" and "girlfriends" is the new attraction sign. It's almost like he's a male cat trying to mark its territory.
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I'm pretty sure people with blossoming friendships are too busy enjoying them to actually mention those friendships.
You have to admit, its kind of sad this crazy man is so desperate for acceptance, he literally believes that a VA really is the self embodiment of their fictional character.
I bet he imagines the trolls sitting at a large banquet table, feasting like gluttons as they gaze into the scrying orb laid in the middle of it, watching his every move. On one end, mind lost in calculated ill intension, sits Clyde Cash. Opposite him sits the dispicable Mary Lee Walsh, her eyes rolled back in sexual ecstacy as the scrying pool asserts that Chris will remain a virgin, despite his best efforts to woo doopie.
Curse you trolls! One day I will thwart your evil plan, because you lost when you decided to mess with a virgin with rage!
Curse you trolls! One day I will thwart your evil plan, because you lost when you decided to mess with a virgin with rage!
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Isn't there some crazy ass comedy called Crazy Ex-Girlfriend or something? I swear Chris is becoming his own sitcom in this mess. He clearly hasn't learned anything over a decade's time. ... And I'm tired of being upset about his bad behavior and have broken out the popcorn and am just going to watch the implosion.
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I'm sure Chris will be providing excess salt and some butter from his clogged arteries for your enjoymentIsn't there some crazy ass comedy called Crazy Ex-Girlfriend or something? I swear Chris is becoming his own sitcom in this mess. He clearly hasn't learned anything over a decade's time. ... And I'm tired of being upset about his bad behavior and have broken out the popcorn and am just going to watch the implosion.
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Somebody needs to draw this.
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There are so many parallels between Megan and Doopie it's almost like a time warp. I wonder how long it'll be before she ends up being accused of using him for Patreon bucks or have an effigy made of her to be shook around in a jar?
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She'll get that dirty feet smell for sure
The problem is he has a small and very stupid echo chamber of asspatters that always go out of its way to feel special by encouraging Chris.
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Chris is the only person who can state "YOU THINK I DON'T ALREADY KNOW THIS?" when told about his inability to understand that what he's done has caused damage to others and then go on to blame others for what's happened in his life. Chris is the human amalgamation of every metaphor that represents a thick minded person.
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This is why an increasing number of people fear him eventually raping someone, cutting himself off from the rest of the world is perpetually degenerating what society deems as acceptable behavior as he gets progressively more and more desperate for any human contact: he's reached a point where saying no and having a boyfriend isn't stopping him anymore, his frustration and entitlement is putting him at serious risk.
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This is funny to me because Karen doesn't really shitpost on chris or say anything mean, just matter of fact.
What you need to do is offer him money if he will do butt stuff with barb.
What you need to do is offer him money if he will do butt stuff with barb.
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He already does butt stuff though - she isn't applying the cream to her holey buttocks by herself!
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