Lovequest 8/5 - Chris still thinks he has a chance with Doopie

[Chanchu]

Guys lets call chris and yell "DOOPIE DOESNT WANT YOU!!!!" and hang up.

Hypothetically speaking:

DOOPIE!!! Would doopie doop.

 

[Ginger Piglet]

I feel a song coming on...

Once I had a love, and it was Chris
Soon turned out, was a huge autist
Stuck him in the friendzone, only to find,
Horror of horrors, he's not far behind.

Once I had a love, a fat tomgirl
Soon found out, I was his world
Stuck him in the friendzone, only to find
I was still on Chris-Chan's mind!

In between, milking him for his tugboat and I'm feeling flush
But he finds it confusing, it's a head-rush
He just wants to stalk me, it's just, no good, him sperging like he does!

Once I had a love, and it was a gas,
But it was Chris, a pain in the ass.
Stuck him in the friendzone, only to find,
He's put me on an attraction sign!

Lost inside, an autist's illusion and I cannot hide
From his tard delusions, he won't push me aside
He still deserves a bruising, yeah.

Ride, high, on Christian's sickly green stench!

Once I have a love, and it was Chris,
Now this is just abjectly taking the piss.
Stuck him in the friendzone only to see
His badly drawn porno, featuring me!

(Doopie do, da do da do da Doopie DoOver Doopie do, etc. to fade out.)

 

[ToroidalBoat]

also, can someone explain "planet dolan" to me?

Originally it was some Australian guy doing top # lists, and it was called "Danger Dolan." Then others joined in as the subject matter grew more diverse. Then the cartoons started with anthropomorphic characters and seemingly random humor. And we know who likes that kind of stuff.

 

[Zarkov]

After a decade spent ignoring all advice he's been given, there are still people messaging Chris trying to make him behave like a human being ? Seriously give it up already.

 

[MG 620]

After a decade spent ignoring all advice he's been given, there are still people messaging Chris trying to make him behave like a human being ? Seriously give it up already.

Bob sometimes tried but even he always failed.

 

[Tubular Monkey]

I'd post that meme of someone falling off a bike and blaming someone else, but I really doubt Chris can ride a bike.

If you have any hope for Chris, just stop. It'll never happen. There's a part of Chris's brain that is determined to tell him he has hope. It's probably the only thing that keeps him upright and breathing, and he will never let go of his fantasies. Give up on him and just wait for the mugshots.

 

[Apocalypso]

Ok, so it may seem pretty stupid to some that I'm posting a thread about a post Chris made on his General Twitter, but when you actually think about it for a bit, you just come to realize just how delusional Chris actually is that he still believes that Doopie will just run into his arms and hug. I also felt that this worthy of its own thread since it shows that Chris still hasn't given up on Doopie, and will most likely try to find some other means of stalking her. Plus it is just so stupid, that I couldn't resist! Enjoy!

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Beauty Doopie and The Beast

 

[Robotron]

Chris isn't gonna stop hounding Doopie until she tells him to properly fuck off or blocks him.

 

[ES 148]

Chris isn't gonna stop hounding Doopie until she tells him to properly fuck off or blocks him.

Thing is, unless she started spamming his DMs with hate messages, he'd probably find a way to brush it off.

 

[Mary Lee Walsh]

I'd love it if somebody made a "Get Doopie to Wanna Suck Your Cock Binaural Beats" YouTube video and then send both Chris and Doopie the url for it

Somebody please do this

 

[nad7155]

There are so many parallels between Megan and Doopie it's almost like a time warp.

True, but at least Chris actually hung out with Megan IRL.

This is a lot more creepy.

This is funny to me because Karen doesn't really shitpost on chris or say anything mean, just matter of fact.

Karen is real good telling someone to fuck off and seem nice about it.

I like that.

 

[Chuggernaut]

I don't even think it's a dating sim but a 16 bit platform game. Getting close to Doopie is a Mario level. Being blocked after calling her girlfriend, was like trying to jump too far for a star, and falling down a pipe that sent him back to the start of the level. He just starts again ready to progress the same way as before, preparing to face "Bowser" (real relationship)

Chris' big thing is Sonic, a game where you can get hit a million times and it's actually pretty hard to die. I think that's a much better metaphor for how he sees himself.

 

[SP 199]

You kinda have to admire the sheer autistic stubborness in all its glory

 

[Optimus Prime]

Chris' big thing is Sonic, a game where you can get hit a million times and it's actually pretty hard to die. I think that's a much better metaphor for how he sees himself.

But every time you get hit in a Sonic game, you always loose what, half your rings? You almost always get one or two of them back so while you lose pretty much everything, you always gain a little bit to start over with.

Yeah, that sounds like Chris.

 

[Pepito The Cat]

This I funny to me because Karen doesn't really shitpost on chris or say anything mean, just matter of fact.

At this point, I think this is the only way someone has a chance to get to Chris. I know a lot of people already tried this route but is ether this, white knight him or w33n him. I think Karen's route is the sanest for both parties involved.

That said, what really grind my gears is the "troll" part in the end. That shows he is unable to formulate criticism for his actions. That particular word on that particular place shows how he disregards facts (or any type of criticism) and just rides his own fantasy.

He is, indeed, a poor, lost man

 

[GK 090]

Chris isn't gonna stop hounding Doopie until she tells him to properly fuck off or blocks him.

It's likely she has already blocked him, he just hasn't noticed yet. We could end up in a situation where he stews in his own anger in a sort of feed back loop and just makes things worse when he figures out that she did block him.

 

[Fleshy Sanik]

This has stopped being pathetic and started just being kind of impressive.
Like, goddamn, you really can't stop him. I gotta give him props for the sheer determination on display.
I can help but ponder the incredible headway he'd make in life if he was able to focus this kind of resolve elsewhere.

Btw is somebody pulling the strings on this? Is this one of those orchestrated Chris sagas? I swear, it's become bizarre even by his standards, and I can't tell if it's his idea.
He is obsessively fixated on being friends with someone he has never even seen, who has already asked him to piss off.

Kind of a goku get em attitude

 

[The American Hedgehog]

lol, I wonder if she's referring to the same spam as Tabitha St. Germain did.

 

[Pepito The Cat]

lol, I wonder if she's referring to the same spam as Tabitha St. Germain did.

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Does he even know what SPAM is? I's always about himself with this guy.

 

[Jack Awful]

At this point, Doopie is fucked.
Nothing she can do will stop Chris' love.
She flat out told him they're not friends and he still persists.