[9,10+12-Jun-2019] DSP's E3 Coverage - Preceded by "Mini-Chill Streams", thank goodness

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Nobody watches E3 for Just Dance. That's why they are coming out with their 10th game this year; nobody cares about it.

Nobody cares about Madden either.

Edit: Jake Gyllenhaal was in Jarhead and Jessica Chastain was in Zero Dark Thirty, so DSP is talking out of his ass again. They've each been in at least one military movie already.

Double Edit: They put Roller Champions only on PC "because they're assholes" according to DSP.
 
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KingjadVCMP said:
Riddle me this: Phil tells people that don't like his streams to leave, questioning why they'd watch something they dislike.

Yet he watches E3 despite clearly not liking it. So why watch?

EDIT: sorry @Pargon accidentally quoted you
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I'm assuming as long as he's hosting someone and using his chat(that's if he's doing that method, haven't bothered checking), he is still online and can shit talk it in his chat and retards can still throw him shekels for attention, then do an actual stream shit talking while doing a step by step recap of everything and receiving money, then uploading the video to youtube for more shekels.
 
KingjadVCMP said:
Riddle me this: Phil tells people that don't like his streams to leave, questioning why they'd watch something they dislike.

Yet he watches E3 despite clearly not liking it. So why watch?

EDIT: sorry @Pargon accidentally quoted you
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As @actually pointed out, Phil's life is full of negativity. If he didn't talk shit about things he hated his life would be very empty. One of the things Phil hates is video games. E3 is a big time for video games, so you can bet your bottom dollar that instead of playing video games, Phil will take any opportunity he can get to just talk shit about video games. E3 is like a mini vacation for him, or at least that one week at his job where the boss is on vacation so while he still needs to show up to get paid, he can basically just sit in his chair and masturbate under his desk and nothing else.
 
Tmacdunk said:
This faygit just needs do die. I hate to be harsh but someone that can't enjoy anything just doesn't deserve their life on Earth.
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Phil isn't happy unless he has the biggest dick, unless he has the whole world convinced he's the most heterosexual being in creation, unless he has all the money he'll ever need to satisfy an infinite number of immediate whims.

Which is to say, Phil is never happy.

Let him writhe in the prison he has built for himself.
 
Dumpster dived waifu said:
shout outs to dsp for being a negative cunt. no fun allowed in dsps house
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It would take Phil more lifetimes than the multiverse could offer to create something that would become so popular as to cause its fanbase to clamor for two decades for a remake. If I could make something that beloved you could shoot me in the head and carve it on my epitaph tomorrow and I wouldn't have a single regret.

Fuck off and die, Phil. You'll never make anything of value to anyone besides the next quarter going into your pocket. Why even live.
 
Everything but the FF7-Remake release date was crappy about the SE showcase.

And that game has been in development for like 9 years.

E3 this year was fucking terrible besides for Cyperpunk and the FromSoftware/ GRRM colab game. Everything else was underwhelming.

By the way, the new console iterations that are coming out in 1.5 years~... are they seriously boasting about SSDs? I've had an SSD since 2009. 8k resolution? Yeah, let's keep dreaming or it'll be like the availability of 4k on current consoles where very few games use it.

I'm more cynical than hype and I agree with Metokur's view on E3: it was awful and not enough technical/ corporate cringe to make it memorable.
 
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I do find it funny that Phil is going to play Fallout 76 and potentially Division 2 solely because they're free. Thing is, it looks like he's going to play them for like....one stream? So you can look forward to 4 hours of the tutorial, Phil bitching about mundane shit, and a lot of "WHAT WERE THEY THINKING"s.
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He's going to spend one entire stream mucking about in the Fallgout 76 character creator. It will come out looking exactly like his Fallgout 4 character and waste all his viewers' time.
 
Ouch. Aside from the 31 gifted subs, I don't think his "tell everyone what they just watched, now with 100% more uninformed opinions!" plan worked out so well today. $33 in tips during minecraft (if his count was right), and a whopping $26 in tips from his E3 shit, with $20 of it coming from one tip and only one $1 tip given during the 2nd E3 segment. I'm sure one of the dumbass whales will be right back at it tomorrow, though.
 
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