FIGGIN 9/10/16 - Phil posts a suicide note - DO A FLIP, FAGGOT

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Melkor said:
Also, Facebook reviewed my report and apparently it doesn't violate their community standards. Thanks, Zuckerberg.
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It took months for Terryberrys knife neck wound selfie to be deemed self harm. Facebook just doesn't give a shit
 
dannyfrickenp said:
lol it's not to prevent a suicide it's to generate butthurt comments by Phil if the police actually take him in
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That'd make me indirectly responsible for his well being.

Look on the bright side! Such a facebook status doesn't help his SSDI review.
 
Picklepower said:
How will Phil keep getting high off of peoples attention if he ends it? Say it ain't so ADF, what would Chairman Mao say?
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Someone as useless as Phil would have survived about 3 minutes under Mao.
 
OW the EDGE!
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Mariposa Electrique said:
All jokes aside, it really looks as if Phil cannot survive without an antagonist.
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Oddly enough he can't, he NEED's a visable bad guy to point at an go "You see that guy over there? He's the reason I fail HE'S the reason I'm stuck doing XYZ" back when this area was viable to him without signing in he LOVED it and HATED it at the same time and it lead to a rather difficult question for him although he didn't realise it - We where able to document an explain in a very visible way just why he fucked up, but we where also a very visable bad guy he could point to, and since we removed that for him he's back to his old tricks.

hood LOLCOW said:
Stage 6 meltdown when
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Honestly not long, but he'd need to go through a stage 5 Chimp first - The stage 6 is purely hypothetical.

Melkor said:
I'm on his friends list. :tomgirl:
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I think most of us are. :)
 
UselessRubberKeyboard said:
Looks like most of northern Kazakhstan tbh /offtopic

I hope Phil's bloated corpse won't cause that much damage to Portland! Isn't there a bridge into a nice, convenient fast-flowing river he can use? I hear the fish are hungry this time of year. Think of the environment and all.
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That's not very nice. Do you want the river to catch fire from that much toxic waste? That's Ohio's trick.
 
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