9/7/15- Phil stranded at bus station because he has no friends

[wagglyplacebo]

 

[CatParty]

@Hyperion go get him
He's a sitting duck

 

[Mulligan]

He keeps digging himself deeper and deeper

 

[tomgirl4life]

Almost pissed my pants at work from laughing so hard

If only he still had that money from his tattoo deposits...

 

[VJ 343]

Forgive my ignorance. What are TriMet and clipper cards?

 

[Bassomatic]

Another stunning victory for the CIS army.
Hey Phil, now you are literally the smelly hobo at the bus stop. Congrats, really for you that's an upgrade.

 

[tomgirl4life]

Forgive my ignorance. What are TriMet and clipper cards?

His cards that let him get free bus and subway rides in SF/Oakland.

Now he's really got to walk everywhere, so he should start actually losing some weight now.

 

[tweaker the cat]

Forgive my ignorance. What are TriMet and clipper cards?

Their transit passes for Portland and sf

Edit: Damn, ninja'd

 

[MMX]

Is this another one of his awesome ruses to fool CIS sniper teams....

Their transit passes for Portland and sf

Do these things require offical ID like ones in the UK cause hes gonna flip his shit if he has to prove his old jew name to get a new one ?

 

[Ravenor]

Despatch the field agents, this time he can't get away.

 

[AN/ALR56]

@Hyperion go get him
He's a sitting pig

Fixed

 

[tweaker the cat]

Is this another one of his awesome ruses to fool CIS sniper teams....



Do these things require offical ID like ones in the UK causes hes gonna flip his shit if he has to prove his old jew name to get a new one ?

No, Trimet keeps a database of all the people that have honored citizen IDs and they will only have to give their name at the office to get issued a new one. They had a year pass so they only need to pay $20 to get a new one. But because they're autistic and spent all the money on tattoos I don't think they have that $20 right now.

 

[wagglyplacebo]

artistic

You've made a misspelling here.

 

[tomgirl4life]

No, Trimet keeps a database of all the people that have honored citizen IDs and they will only have to give their name at the office to get issued a new one. They had a year pass so they only need to pay $20 to get a new one. But because they're artistic and spent all the money on tattoos I don't think they have that $20 right now.

Is "Honored citizen" the official term for ADF?

 

[tweaker the cat]

You've made a misspelling here.

Fucking speech to text... Fixed.

Is "Honored citizen" the official term for ADF?

It's trimet's terminology for anyone who qualifies for reduced fare. That's people with disabilities, people over 62, and people in recovery.

 

[AN/ALR56]

This is pathetic,he is 30 years old,jesus,can't he phone a friend or asspater instead of posting on facebucks?
its like you calling for 911 on facebook,its stupid and useless.

 

[Peace and Harmony]

You mean there are no MTF trans lesbian Latinx Palestinian Maoist Native American immigrants nearby who can offer him assistance???

 

[Thetan]

So does he not have any cash on hand, or did he blow it all on tattoos?

I read this as Phil wants a FREE ride. If he's got cash, then he can call a fucking cab (assuming that any cabbie is going to let that filthy, stinking, disease-ridden potato inside of their cab), or walk.

Also, no offers of a ride yet

Karma is #payingattention Phil!

 

[Arkangel]

This is what happens when you alienate yourself from people with your boorish behavior.

 

[Cubanodun]

Agent of C.I.S the time has come,the target is in our grasp,prepare your hazmat suit and terminator armor to deal with the Nurgle spawn called phil

May C.I.S justice counts in all balance

Great leader protects